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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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I love that the scouting report thinks it best to focus on his arm talent, and doesn’t even mention his athleticism and escapability. What a great evaluation by the staff. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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I think you nailed it. From what Bobby is hinting at, it sounds like LB is another focus area. On Texas was also one of the only outlets pushing the XG and TA as mutually exclusive, so it seems like there is attention being paid to that position. If you look at our recruiting for the last two years, LB is the only other position that fits the bill of needing a “top” player. QB - nuff said WR - Lockett, Ffrench TE - Townsend OT - Baker (the staff apparently also ranks Brooks as one of the most talented) DL - Terry Edge - nuff said LB - Bo Barnes (not necessarily top 3) CB/S - nuff said -
Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
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I’m not going to dispute the laziness of my take that “it’s always been this way so it will be this way next season.” But for A&M there always seems to be some aspect of the program that performs above our expectations. For example, their O Line last year should have been abysmal, with some (including me) expecting Strong 2014 levels of ineptitude. But somehow it played better than the sum of its parts and exceeded expectations, particularly with decent run blocking bolstered by QB run threat. I don’t know how much my analysis of A&M is tainted by a subconscious desire to see a hilarious meltdown, so I try to counteract that. You’re right, I did not realize the talent level at Auburn. Missouri I still don’t buy. Penn St fans didn’t seem to have too much angst about Pribula leaving, and he’d really have to develop as a passer in order to unlock that offense. To be fair to Missouri, they did get Connor Weigman’s one good game last season, which was a massive performance outlier. And now Elko won’t be able to engage starting QB chicanery to force teams to work on multiple defensive game plans. -
Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
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Like every year, we are going to overestimate the number of a&m losses. They’ll get the benefit of good schedule timing, some lucky breaks, and will end up 8-4. Here are my thoughts. Two highly likely losses: ND and Texas. Away games against more talented teams. One highly likely loss with caveat: LSU, unless LSU implodes. A&M benefits by having this game later in the schedule. LSU seems to be the more talented team on paper, but LSU has a rough schedule that may have their fans turn on Brian Kelly and derail the season. They open with Clemson, and half to play Florida, Ole Miss and South Carolina before A&M. I could see them dropping three of those games and the team quitting. But if they survive, A&M is toast. This game is at the swamp and LSU plays Vandy the week prior. Two possible losses: Florida and South Carolina. Not sure if the Florida hype is warranted, but both of these teams have elite QBs. A&M probably splits these. The rest of the schedule is favorable. Missouri got crushed with a better team last year, and Arkansas never beats A&M. 8-4 -
NBA Offseason Thread 2025 - Fuck OKC
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Maybe they know the NBA will put its thumb on the scales to get them Cam Boozer -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Gerry subtly dropped Ojo from “4 Star++” to just a “4 Star+”. Basically kiss of death. -
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Did you know: Cats sometimes hallucinate because their brains produce more serotonin than any other neurotransmitter. -
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I’m glad they’re choosing to blow all of their budget on 5-Star RBs and Carson Beck’s car insurance premiums -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Gerry knew James Johnson‘s announcement date before anyone else and before it was publicly announced. Sure NIL counteroffers from other schools at the last minute could change things, but that’s a good sign. -
Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
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The only reason this wasn’t a bigger deal at the time was because he had done such a lazy and half-ass job building the class up to that point. There weren’t that many good players who could decommit and pick a better school than Texas. Hell, the best player from that class was Poona Ford, and Charlie Strong brought him over last minute. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Per OTF, sounds like he is now announcing June 28th -
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Straight face comparing Hawaii to Galveston is uncharted territory and peak offseason. In the late July summer doldrums when this board is yet again reliving the greatest losses in the Tom Herman era while Satya is furiously fapping in the corner, we will be looking back fondly on these days. Well done. -
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Delicious. You have to love the cognitive dissonance displayed bitching about NIL. Texas is only signing DTs because of NIL. But we signed JeRalyan McCoy because he just loves our school and believes Billy is the best darn coach in the land.- 8953 replies
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
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Your boy Hayes isn’t doing Elk any favors with that filter…
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