Everything posted by Professor Chesney
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
…Is this a bit?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
I do think an “agent” would be dumb enough to think this would be a great idea that would totally work.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
What are the odds some team actually meets his asking price or even matches what he was paid this year? Todd McShay had him as the 6th highest rated WR…clearly the NFL does not agree with that assessment.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Unlike PK, Muschamp was able to put together a great defense despite having Akina on staff.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
It goes further, there must have been a fundamental problem with how we practiced or chose to run practice that hid the issues. It wasn’t just the $9.95ers. Former players and guests who visited practice saw nothing wrong. Casey Studdard was telling anyone who could listen how mean and impressive the line looked. When your practice isn’t identifying what can go wrong, then you aren’t practicing the right way. I just hope there’s some oversight or self-scouting system in place to correct these systematic issues, versus Sark just chalking everything up to bad luck and continuing to think he knows better than everyone while dm’ing Dallas milfs on instagram.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
This explains why they didn’t go after Estrada, the totally superior Minnesota RB commit from El Paso who might be one of the best prospects in the nation. It is the only explanation that makes sense.
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2025 Tailgate Planning, Budgeting and Fundraising [Updated end 2025]
Were any of the games a positive cash flow? I know it’s harder to determine that with season sales, but curious to see which games at least left a good impression on you. One issue I ran into with sponsorships was the “Surly” label and getting that past our marketing department. It was easier to just buy and expense tickets for group and clients. Being under the Burnt Ends or On Texas label might be a work around.
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2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
Thanks for setting up! Just got 5 tickets to support. Probably don’t need a ton of extra beer as we’ll bring some of our own to contribute. its weird but a lot of school and company tailgates are targeting the Arkansas weekend. This one seems way better given the matchup and the weather
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The cotton bowl is a shit hole
Did some people have a bad experience? Maybe, sure, whatever. Plenty of water vendors in sections 115-112 but YMMV. But overall the renovations worked wonders for the most important issue: getting people in and out of the stadium quickly. For proof, look at how full the stands were before the start of the game. In previous years, it took me 30-40 minutes to get to my seat, sometimes missing kickoff. This year, probably 10-15; legitimately did not know what to do with all of the free time. And judging by how full the stands were 5-10min before kickoff, my experience was not unique.
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Texas O-line talk
This is exactly the play that I come back to as sign of improvement. From our vantage point in the stadium, we were sure it was yet another short yardage failure as Wisner tripped and fell into the back of the O lineman. Was shocked to see that our line had already pushed OU 3 yards back. That hasn’t happened at all this season before the third quarter.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
He’s okay in straight pass pro simply by virtue of being enormous. He got whipped on a stunt against SJSU, which is apparently what we ding Neto for. The most infuriating/egregious issue in the run game is that he stops moving his feet at contact. This is something Flood should be teaching, so if Stroh isn’t doing it after 3 years he probably will never have the coordination to do it effectively. Neto must be a liability in practice if we aren’t seeing him.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Lmao “matchup.” I don’t know what’s funnier, the gymnastics performed to avoid calling this the “shocking upset” that it actually was, or pretending like the recruits witnessing the “matchup” in person is somehow a positive.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Completely different teams, but one game in support of your theory was that “upset” of Kansas state late in 2022. Despite having Bijan and Roschon, the running game never really clicked all year as we kept trying different schemes/styles. Eventually Sark either gave up or discovered the OLine “clicked” with outside zone, and we proceeded to spam outside zone for approximately a billion yards to win the game.
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2026 DB Samari Matthews
You’re a heart attack monster, Tex.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
While that rep looked silly, we don’t know the exact assignment on the call and he did create enough of a push/delay so that the DT was out of the play. That said, this is not the type of news we want to hear the week before the season starts. If Stroh was actually “turning heads” instead of just being a slightly less worse option, we would have heard more chatter about it, similar to Graceson Littleton at star.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
Do these writers know something we don’t about the quality of the offensive line? It’s so hard to tell if local beat writers are making good observations vs blinded by homerism and constant success. Your expensive transfer tackle from Rice that was supposed to start at LT but might lose the RT competition somehow “isn’t a concern” and you’ll have the best OL ever? If that happened here this board would be shitting itself (more than usual) and ready to cancel the season.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- 2026 NFL Draft way too early thread of idiot mock drafts and discussion
Where were all of these Clemson players last year when gimpy Tre Wisner was popping off 15 yard runs at will? I get that teams improve in the offseason, but it’s difficult to wrap your head around the Clemson hype based on last year’s performance against the only teams with a pulse.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Just talked with a former OL who has sat in on multiple practices, and he is drinking all of the koolaid. Pretty much what we’ve been hearing but it’s good to get more confirmation from a non $9.95er - the interior o-line is what he was most excited about, using the words “nasty disposition for the first time in years”. Actually getting good push, and be thinks we have strong backups. - Tackles have looked solid. Nick Brooks is the truth. - tackle depth is his only concern.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I know it’s the least likely because his decision seemed to be based on factors beyond strictly NIL, but Davon Benjamin is the flip I want to see the most outside of Lee. I think he’ll be the type of DB most were hoping Jonah Williams would be. I can’t remember the last safety we recruited with comparable instincts and reaction speed.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
This is going to be the new “did you know Ryan Williams is just 17 years old??” line recycled twice every game, and we’ll want to murder the play-by-play announcer by Week 5- 2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
Is there a payment portal for buying tickets beyond donations? Thinking this would be a good corporate business development expense for guests coming to the stadium.- OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
I thought it had to be a typo that they only play 3 games away. But nope. Before the Texas game, they only leave the state to play Temple. That hype train will be rolling- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
This also might hint that their staff is not confident that their rebuilt, offensive line, in a similar situation to ours, can’t hold up to the pass rush of their first team defense. Good thing OSU’s front seven is more talented than ours, right? - 2026 NFL Draft way too early thread of idiot mock drafts and discussion
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