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lilMAC25

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  1. Fuck, I live in Orange, TX. Air stays in the 300s (probably)
  2. I expect that Jerry and PhSteven will cave and sign Parsons to a $60mm/season fully guaranteed contract just before Parsons has a devastating injury. its what Jerry do.
  3. Mea Culpa. I thought the dude was gonna be a super star. Bijan was light centuries better.
  4. This. Fuck Jerry and Stephen. OTOH, I bet they’ve offered him a massive contract already. Maybe the highest paid non QB on NFL history. Parsons and agent probably want more money than Dak because he’s WAAAAAY better than Dak. (Dak’s position is more important, leading to a more massive contract)
  5. Paredes to 1B?
  6. Horseshit i watched all 90s era 3 SBs on YouTube this week.
  7. Too fuckin soon, dickhead
  8. I don’t know shit about fuck, but I like this trade. resign Paredes to play 1B in 2026?
  9. surly: DONT START NEW THREADS FOR EVERY LITTLE THING, YOU’RE WASTING SITE RESOURCES. USE THE ESTABLISHED THREADS. ALSO FUCKING SURLY: LET’S USE THE 2026 RECRUITING THREAD AS STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS.
  10. You’re a sick fuck, dude.
  11. Maybe Kreul is trying to increase the NIL offer from a desperate Bert Vegetables…. (Though, I prefer the “Kreul favors Texas” narrative, because FUCK OU)
  12. I hope they lose every game. Every. By 1,000. i hope their coach gets caught fucking donkeys and their school president is caught fingering male rabbits for jollies. fuck them all
  13. Nagy apparently graduated from the same school of player reporting as Ketch et al.
  14. Holy shit, this is some high level tone deafness.
  15. Dont be silly. SEC protecting UGA from THE 12F MAN!!!
  16. Some dude who coached at Dallas 20 or so years ago claims the Cowboys think Blue is lazy.
  17. I guess the dickfuck in the video is just going to ignore that Sark was LITERALLY talking about relationship based recruiting because he can’t pay everyone huge $$…. ”I have no reason to believe Smart is lying”:”SARK IS LYING” that dawg nation reporter is a fucking toilet scum.
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