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William Bludworth

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  1. An I love me some VTech, and their opening song is dope. They have some sweet gash, too. I want them to succeed every year so badly. Yeah, if anyone has never had second hand embarrassment, that would be a good one to point to.
  2. If this continues by the end up next year, I bet CDC fires him. If he can't fix the issue in front of him by dumbing down the playbook, hiring an O-line coach who isn't a retread, and using all of his resources, he's going gone for sure. We have enough wealthy donors to make that happen, and CDC, right now, is getting bombarded about Sarkisian. He hates losers, and he hates people who don't want to change for the better for what he is paid to do. If he makes those changes, like the o-line coach who can recruit at a higher clip than 3* and develop (think Baker on DL), he'll get another year. If by 2027 he's still learning to swim, he's gone.
  3. Well I've been to both, and people pee on the sidewalk in Philly, so yeah, let's not pretend Philly is some kind of Mecca. The suburbs are nice, but the city is a dumpster fire.
  4. If that's the case every WR in CFB is better than anyone we have, which we both know is untrue. They just have better QB play and OC'S, while we have a stubborn asshole who refuses to work with the players to get them all up to script in case they're needed, and/or playing the younger WR's so Sarkisian's offense isn't as simple for DC's to just decode so easily, and we could have several playmakers. God forbid Sark dumb down the playbook, work to the o-line's strength, and teach Arch to get the ball out in 2 seconds to move the chain. He's killing our inky upperclassman RB and we're 7 games in. It doenst matter this season because it cannot be fixed. The offense is broken because we have a moron running our program with guys who can contribute that BMD's paid a lot of money for in WRs, TE, and I'm sure Simon wasn't cheap, but it's all for naught because we aren't using the Porsche's that we purchased, Sarkisian is using Honda Civics and here we are. Even IF Sarkisian had Smith, Williams, Wesco, TJ Moore, Dakorian Moore, etc he would just fuck that up, as well. As I laid out, there isn't a single player out there that would make this team better with who we have as out HC. None. Sarkisian has fucked himself and boxed himself in a corner by being a control freak, know it all, all while hiring a retread as an O-line coach, plus his co-OC and QB coach does nothing, but was an analyst at Bama for two seasons, after he spent 7 seasons as Akron's OC (which I don't know anything about their offense under him, but he sure as shit is just collecting a check here). I've reached a point that if this is how Sarkisian wants to be remembered, go for it. If he refuses to change, gets fired and be radioactive after being a HC for three different schools, so be it. He'll never coach a legit program again, and his options will be limited to Bowling Green, Akron, Liberty, and Miami (OH).
  5. Any mam who allows his wife or girlfriend to pick out your outfits is no man. If you can't or don't know how to dress yourself, Houston, we have a problem. That suit might quite literally be the worst outfit I've ever seen in my life. Even worse than Jonah Hill's in 40 Year Old Virgin.
  6. Agree with the lost cuase of Hutson since he started as a frosh and was beyond awful. Judy by looking at him playing you could tell he would have bust written all over him had he been a4 star. As for Robertson, it's ayatery why they even offered him other than from a numbers sake because he clearly learned nothing from Majors, who was very good, but short-ish. But he could be counted on. I'd say you're probably right on Neto as well. He's a lost cause at this point. How do you go from being in the starting lineup all spring and most of summer to just losing out to Stroh? A player who literally offers nothing of value on the team. Make it make sense, you know?
  7. It wouldn't fucking matter because they wouldn't be getting the ball. Jeremiah Smith, Ryan Williams, Bryant Wesco, Jr could all start here at the same time, and every one of them would fail because Sarkisian/Arch/Oline. Name A B C D E F and keep going and they would all suffer the same fate. This isn't a who is better at [name position], it's the fact that every position, regardless of players will fail in the system this year run by Sarkisian and staff.
  8. One of their RB'S is better than ours (Moss), while the other two are dog shit (Owens and Daniels).
  9. This needs so much more love
  10. I don't know who you are, but why don't you make yourself useful and go make the rest of us sandwiches, sweetheart.
  11. That's a good question. We'll just have to untangle them all and go from bulb to bulb.
  12. Temple as a school? I mean, Philly is a shit hole, too.. That's all I got. Miss St truly might be in their own category. I'll report back the hogs i see in the stands this Saturday.
  13. Yes. Yes Ketch is that ignorant. What the fuck?
  14. Ah, the old Dennis Rader project.
  15. Let's do it. You and me, I'll arrange the meeting, you'll get free heroin, and we can get Texas football back to where it needs to be. Thank you got being a good soldier.
  16. Good lord, he's not leaving Texas. People need to get a grip. He's at a blue blood who pays him well, and he doesn't have to deal with the day to day bs that Sark does. Now Flood is for sure gone, and I hope he takes Milwee, but PK ain't going anywhere.
  17. I would sell Imma into a sex trafficking ring for just a week of Saban's presence.
  18. Hutson and Robertson were both low 3 stars
  19. OK, I get that and can agree, but we also heard all off-season that he was starting next to Goosby all through the spring and most of fall camp, but then magically it was Stroh. Make it make sense. Stroh is literally abysmal, and their thought process while getting throttled by UF was to put in Brooks, a guy who has never played the position, only tackle, rather than play, oh, I dunno, Kibble? Since Flood likes to move his guys around, why not put in a natural G who has been in the system for a year rather than a true freshman tackle? It makes no sense. What Flood has done in the past is irrelevant. What he has done the last 4 seasons is mismanagement at best. It's like saying we should hire Mack Brown because he won a championship and put a lot of players in the draft, but of course that would be stupid because look at what he is now. This applies to Flood as well. We have close to 70% three stars in the O-line room at Texas. That should never happen. We have currently 4 former 4/5 stars. Whatever Flood did in the past he's a shell of himself now. As for his recruitment, I have no idea, tbh. I vaguely remember it, but nothing about him being an asshole or not.
  20. Well, you're making my point. Have you seen this mf'ers takes? And I had to read both, and they're infinitely better than his bullshit he panders.
  21. Grabbiig + incompetence
  22. Man, I'll admit it's hard to watch teams that I have no.imvested interest in, but football is football, so I'm pushing through.
  23. I made myself watch it, and Hills went in deep. It's all over the internet, and if Sarkisian can't figure this out, he's a lost cause and the BMD'S should just accept defeat and pay the buyout if nothing changes next season.
  24. It's less Hubris and more narcassism and dumbassary.
  25. Tech is making the playoffs and getting blown out in game 1. But they will make the playoffs, something we wish we could accomplish this year.
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