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Everything posted by William Bludworth
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I just wanted to throw Sam Pittman beat Joey Mcguire in his third year coaching. It makes me feel better after Billy Napier fucked our faces.
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I'm finished. Got worked up, I'll admit it. Tbh, after I hit submit, I completely forgot I even went on a drooling rampage. It was 'click', OK what can I do before basketball tonight?
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
William Bludworth replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
Jon Gruden is an average coach at best, and he won a SB with Tony Dungy's roster, then he managed to completely dismantle it and they finally fired him. He's just Jeff Fisher with a weird erection for talking schemes. His regular season record is 117-112, and adding the postseason it goes to 122-117. He's mediocre, and I'm being kind. Just because someone eats, sleeps, drinks, urinates, shits, dreams of football 24/7 doesn't make them a good coach. Gruden fucking sucks lol. I'm not even thankful for the SB win we got in his first year. Dungy should get an honorary ring for putting that roster together for him. -
UF: That Florida team has more talent in its two-deep than tech has on either side of the ball. It's a coaching issue witth Florida, not a talent issue. We lost to a team that had as much talent as we did, with a QB who happened to be ahead of Arch in learning since he played in real games, and he's not some 3* kid punching above his weight. He was the #3 overall player in the country and #1 QB. He has high 4/5* WR's he's throwing to, and a run game. Shouid we have beaten them? Based on record ar the time, yes. But Sarkisian got out-coached, which has already been an issue, we had the worst OL in the country because Flood, but we can't say we lost to a team with lesser talent. That same talent took Georgia to the wire. Transitive property or not, that team has the skill to beat anybody if they had a modicum of coaching. Miss St: And again, getting out-coached has been a problem, but Lebby can coach, we see that, and the blame goes to both Sark, Flood, and PK regarding Mississippi State, but the heart of our defense, our defensive QB, Taaffe was out, and it shows how much he's needed. Regardless, the Mississippi State offense is miles better than tech, but defensively, yeah, they're fucking abysmal. This same Mississippi State offense somehow has Brennan Thompson with over 700 yards receiving and 6 TD's. Yes, the same Brennan Thompson who was a pussy at both Texas and ou. He has 100 more receiving yards than our #1. They also have two RB's with close to 500 yards a piece, combined with 13 TD's between the two. 3 players who have 19 offensive TD's. I would say that's a pretty fucking impressive considering what they were last year. It's embarrassing that we had to come back and go to OT against them because our offensive was more necrotic than a body Ted Bundy keep going back to for pleasure. UK: Kentucky, yeah I've got nothing. That's just inexcusable, but the Arch from that game and the CTE Arch we have now are miles apart, as is the OL. Every team has a game where they're arguably punching below their weight and playing to the same level, which again, Sark loves to do for whatever reason. I will call this our mulligan game, but realistically Arch and the OL had no rhythm as we were starting a true frosh tackle at G for the second time (really the first since his start against UF didn't come until the 3rd when Sarkisian knew he was getting clowned by a then fixing to be fired coach, but the defense showed up against a frosh who was 31/39 248 and an INT, while Arch was an embarrassing 12/27 132 0/0. Rock fight Vandy: I don't care if they were overrated or not, they were still ranked #9 with a 24-year old QB and a weapon at TE in Stowers and WR Junior Sherrill. Arch absolutely lit their asses up, but we took our foot off the gas because derp derp derp, Sark. Their comeback was almost 90% ref-paid. Unbelievable bullshit calls on par with the Rig XII, which if we're being honest, it would not surprise me in the least if they were in that conference at some point in their careers. The 2-pt pylon bs, the no-call DPI on Moseley's endzone missed catch, the roughing the QB shit against Filsaime that unsurprisingly wasn't reviewed, or can't be, I don't know. But yeah, Pavia and co, as much of a pussy as he is, would still take tech to the brink, if not outright beat them. We still put up as much points on them as Bama, but Bama didn't get screwed. We beat ou's ass with a switch my grandmother personally picked out. We, like most teams have gotten better, and some worse. I can say with confidence we would beat tech if we had to play them Saturday. Would they put up points? Yeah, probably. We've yet to shut out a team not named SHSU. Would we? Without question. I don't know what clicked in Arch's head after his concussion in the 4th or whatever, but he not only got better, but our line play got better. I'll also say tech would have no answer for Burke, Simmons, Hill, Lefau, Brad Spence, Hero Kanu, Ty'Anthony Smith. We lead the country in sacks with (34), which honestly surprised me. Sack leaders - Simmons (8), leads the country, Hill (3.5), Lefau (1), Smith (1), Taaffe (1), Kanu (2), he's been a blessing, Burke (3), Trey Moore (3), Maraad Watson (2), Muhammad (1), Lance Jackson (2), Spence (3) another blessing who is a beast, January (2), Z. Umeozulu (1), Orogbo (1) I keep forgetting about him. Even our front four are getting to the QB. It's our secondary that's been the issue the last 2 games (sans UF's 29 pts in week 5), not the DL front. Guilbeau is absolute dog shit and someone needs to step up so he can step down to the bench. But he's the only one with experience on that side of the ball, so we're stuck with him. Littleton has been the biggest surprise, #7 in tot tackles on the team, with 31 tot tackles overall, and 2 INT'S, 2 PD, 1 fumble recovery. Guilbeau is #6 in tot tackles with 34, 1 INT his entire career, and that was this year, 3 PD. He's been picked on repeatedly the last 2 weeks because we don't have Mcdonald or Taaffe backing him up. Taaffe has been out the last two games. He's #3 in tot, with only Hill (#1) and Jelani Mcdonald (#2) ahead of him, and Mcdonald was also out last game after the 1st qtr I believe, as was Muhammad, so we had to play Filsaime (RS-FR), Jonah Williams (FR), Kobe Black (SOPH), Derrick Williams (JR). That's not a recipe for success with only Williams having started for the first two seasons and coming back from a torn ACL. Everyone else basically has mop up duty experience. We even now have a power-up with Niblett finding his balls and taking them to the house in 2 out of the last 3 games. Niblett is #2 in total yards with 420, behind some kid at Louisville who has 2 more yards, but Niblett leads the nation in avg. Our DL would push their o-line around due to sheer strength and size combination. One of their top OL is listed at 6'0 290, and their starters are a mix of an FCS transfer, a MAC transfer, and a transfer from UNC. Only two returning starters at C and G. So no continuity going into the season. As for their defense, it's hard to tell considering the league they play in. I have no idea, and the Rig XII is massive step down from the SEC/B1G. Their OOC schedule was an absolute joke, so pick between a winless a winless in conference Oregon St at 2-7 overall, a 3-5 Kent State, or an FCS bottom-feeder AR-Pine Bluff. Tech has beaten one ranked team, #17 Utah. I guess we will find out how good they are (I guess) when they play BYU Saturday. They are still coached by Joey Mcguire and got beaten pretty handedly by Sam Pittman's Arkansas in their bowl game last year.
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Yeah, Mayfield's stats were pretty bad ass, and I hate myself for acknowledging that. Forgot about Hawaii with Chang and Brennan. Wasn't Brennan accused of rape or something at the time? I seem to recall he was actually a USC commit but something happened.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
William Bludworth replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
I remember them losing their shit when Landon Collins announced on ESPN and his mom was in abject horror and disappointment. And then before Collins, Joe McKnight going to USC instead of LSU people in that stare went apocalyptic. Landon Collins will forever be my favorite commitment video of all-time. Just chef's kiss -
Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
William Bludworth replied to immamac's topic in Football
May I ask what that is, exactly? I honestly don't know. -
Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
William Bludworth replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
Dude, he looks like an AIDS patient from the 80s. He's not looking so good, even for his age. I've seen 70-year olds look fit, not like they're lacking exposure to the sun and a vitamin D deficiency. I actually looked this up, and weirdly (to me, at least) it's Mississippi, then Louisiana, and GA/TEX/FL -
88 passes attempted. Wow. Has that ever been done before? That's absolute negligence to your QB. The fact he hasn't had to have elbow or arm surgery to this day with the way he was used and gets hit is nothing short of divine intervention. I know he had wrist surgery, but how his arm is still intact should be signed up and studied by scientists for The New England Journal of Medicine.
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That would be a great game because it would show McDui and Cody Campbell what parity in talent really looks like. I don't actually "hate" tech the way some do, I guess because I have two cousins and friends who graduated from there, so I've been to so many games and met a ton of solid tech folks. At one point I hadn't missed a game between us vs them until around 2014? or so. Then I just checked out because we were just so bad. I went to a few games like when ND came to town and mostly marquee games and the RRS. I would like to actually see how far ahead they are vs other Big XII teams to gauge if they're more in the realm of USCe who has some 5* talent but you can't count on them, or if they're just Kentucky with a better QB most years.
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Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
William Bludworth replied to immamac's topic in Football
That's absolutely cool af, man. He seems like a genuinely good person who just happens to have this knack for comedic timing. His story about doing coke with a taxi driver who picked up a hooker the night before he went on Opie and Andy (I think that's their names? I've never listened to them) and he ended up putting his pants on backwards, then met Darryl Strawberry, and saying he definitely has the nose for all that coke lol. I can't remember the exact line he said, but I busted out laughing 😂 I really don't understand that hate. I love his humor. Is it because he's famous now or something? Dude literally just chills with random people. He talked about how he was invited to a party and he said he would only come if his friend could, and he picked out this random homeless guy who both got af in a limo, and at the party people heard glass break upstairs, ran up there only to see their stuff was stolen and that guy jumped out the window lmao. I just...I can't. Him telling stories about growing up are based. What a life, man. I didn't even know he was on some MTV show until years later. The guy seems honest, he's hilarious, and just seems like he would fit right in with the rest of us degenerates. The hate, imo, is unwarranted. It's not like he's Dane Cook (who I don't personally find funny, but I get his hate is stemmed from his meteoric rise to fame in the early aughts because of MySpace, so these older comedians, or I should say old-school comedians hadn't picked up on how to get even more people at their shows unless you were like Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, etc. So his "hate" was more jealousy). I think Dane Cook can be funny in some roles, but with Theo it just comes weirdly natural, and almost poetic. He's just so quick-witted, but in this self-deprecating way that I love. I dunno, man. If you talk to him anytime soon, tell him he has a fan on here. That's cool as hell that you know one another. All I know is a good friend of mine who's an actor in Hollywood (not anyone remotely famous, but has a solid reputation with famous celebrities that I've met and we've hung out with, and also gets us into invite only party's and whatnot, get to see movies well before they're released to the public, so that's all I've got 🤷♂️). -
Arch Manning: "maybe the concussion helped"
William Bludworth replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
We should hide out next to Jester and beat him with a bat during the off-week! Do players still live in that wretched void of infernal wasteland? Ugh. I swear I got parvo living there. -
I absolutely agree with you about the mental aspect, and yeah, that for sure defeated UF's mindset and lifted UGA. It sucks, but they're emotional games, for both players, and sadly, refs. I truly believe in ref bias. We saw it yesterday with Pavia pulling Filsaime down with him to make it look like he was being "roughed", but then the pylon bullshit and the no-call DPI that Moseley should have easily gotten truly, and I mean truly convinced me. Not to mention all of the holding that wasn't being called, and I literally saw their RT grab Burke and slam him on the ground on his stomach. Then, at the very minimum 5 times, Simmons was being clotheslined. All of the times our entire front were on the ground? Listen, I get football players are strong, but give me a fucking break. You aren't putting Brevard, Kanu, Shaw, January, Watson, Lavon Johnson, Sharma, Charles, Terry, Simmons, Burke, Jackson, and Vasek all on the ground. These mf'ers weigh over 300 lbs, and our edges weigh at the very minimum 240 (Simmons) and at most 285 (Justus Terry), or even Ant Hill who weighs 240, and Spence also weighs 240. I refuse to believe that shit. It took me back to the Okie Lite game in what, 2015 where we had some absurd number of ridiculous, ticky tacky calls, and OSU had zero throughout the entire game until like late in the 4th? Or when Strong got tossed for "bumping into the ref", even though it was blatantly obvious the ref did it to cause a scene? The game last night UF/UGA I saw some pretty ridiculous stuff called, but holy shit, nothing compared to the shit we got hosed on.
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My buddies and I came off my couch as soon as the ball landed. We were for sure he caught it. Then, when we saw he didn't, but was basically being put in a chokehold, we were all pissed. Neither of them even have Texas ties, but seeing Pavia's mouth being shoved into his own asshole was enough for them to care. One is a Penn grad and the other UNC, but seeing Manning absolutely dominate, and Pavia getting sacked 6 fucking times was heroin. That got them pumped. So pissed about the no-call DPI. Fuck those refs. Seriously, fuck em.
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I saw we havs a 54% chance, Vandy at something like 46% and Miami at 10% lulz. Miami failing made the day so, so delicious. Sucks UF lost, and I think their refs sucked anus titties, too.
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I don't know, man...I think this one is x, 1
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Without Eli Stowers, Pavia is absolute dog shit. Wheh your leading receiver for your entire team is a TE for two straight seasons, you know you aren't shit and there is no "great story." He's been carried by a possible first but most likely a second day pick his entire career. Here's what his amazing stat line would have looked like without Stowers - 20/31 219/1 64% comp pct Yeah, such a dawg. I will give Junior Sherrill props, even though he benefitted from Stowers needing to be double covered.
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Yeah, that's the play. Mf'er literally bounced off his chest and then acted tough because of course the refs aren't going to allow little Diego get hurt.
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No. Never. I, uh, may have said something myself? It's hard to remember when you have stupid fans and stupid players mixing and matching. But man, can you imagine Wingo with 12 fingers???? No man's girl on campus would be safe, and his drop rate would be reduced by 17%! Call now for your free consultation!
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Yeah, but did you see Pavia bounce off of him in the endzone??? Impressive stuff. But seriously, I didn't realize how much bigger Filsaime is than a dude who has been in CFB for decades Pavia. Mf'er actually did bounce off of him when Pavia ran into his chest. It was like Scattebo running into walls and telephone poles.
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I'm not sure how I feel about UF beating UGA. On one hand Georgia will lose, which is always a brighter day, and that gives my adrenaline and extra dose of schadenfreude, but on the other hand if UF keeps winning then we can't pillage their recruits, which makes me sad to think about. So, if I have to pick, it's Georgia losing and feeling just as defeated as we still do, but worse since Florida doesn't even have a fucking coach, so their fans can shut the fuck up.
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Once Jaden Baugh gets going, he's a force of nature. Dude doesn't look 235, but he hits like it. That kid deserves to be on a winning team. Like us, maybe? He's only a soph, and we could use him. He's exactly what I thought Baxter would be before his injury. Imagine adding either Harlem Berry or Baugh to go with Derek Cooper. We would have Baxter, Wisner (unless he goes pro for some reason, which is unlikely, but still), Clark, Simon, Cooper. I've left Stewart off for a reason. He's a non-factor for at the very least another 2-3 years, unless he portals. It looks like a crowded room, but looks are deceiving. While Wisner and Baxter would get the bulk of the carries, Cooper/Baugh/Berry would have a chance to climb the ladder. I do think Simon will overtake Clark for carries, and will most likely be either Baxter or Wisner's 2b, and Clark will most likely portal. The distribution of the ball will help with injuries so we don't have another 2024/2025 on our hands (obviously anyone with neurons firing at a rate of once per 30 sec can figure this out). Clark and Simon will be older, Stewart won't get carries for a few years (again, unless he transfers), and both Baxter and Wisner will be seniors (Baxter a RS-JR), so we don't need bodies, we need elite skill sets. That's the point and problem we should have at Texas, which is RBU for a reason. Chad Scott needs to figure it out, because what we have now isn't getting it done. Choice absolutely reamed us in recruiting, and Sark needs to understand what each RB's strengths are and you know, and hang with me here, use them to our advantage and win games. It's a tall task to ask of him considering what we've seen (or not seen, really), but at some point maybe his frontal lobe will kick into gear and he slaps himself on the forehead and remembers why we have that position and why square peg, round holing our RB's isn't working the way he seems to believe. Thank you for reading my TED Talk about how we need a major injection in our RB room in the worst ways.
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That's the absolute with the camera right in their fucking faces and they apparently think not reaching the pylon means they scored. They're morons.
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