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BurntUp

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  1. Lincoln Riley wants to stay in the big twelve until 2025.
  2. Lincoln Riley is working a huge NIL deal that will set each player up with a meth lab.
  3. Lincoln Riley had a margarita machine delivered to Sark's house.
  4. I'd walk away. Then again there is no way i'd end up in that boat. Wasn't that impressed with the real army much less homoerotic fake one. I would have declared jihad and no one needs that.
  5. I think about the rage fits and the eventual stroke i'd have if he was the Texas coach, and I had to listen to that every time we lost.
  6. Lincoln Riley ain't got time for that shit.
  7. Lincoln Riley has been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
  8. "NFL arm" is aggy code for Non Functioning Limb.
  9. Lincoln Riley doesn't let Jimbo "clean up" when he's done with his wife.
  10. There has never been a more perfect union between entities. Its flat out biblical.
  11. I'm right down the road from this fella. Fill a Conan's box full of cash and i'll drop it off for you. I'll "pay him" a thousand bucks to walk my dog or some such shit. I was born to bag.
  12. This has the good stuff. night https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3234278
  13. That's no Grackle, that's the ghost of John David Crow.
  14. Dart Bowl was family owned and many a UT grad/ College student worked there over the years. Their Migas and enchiladas were beloved amongst the native population. Say you're not from around here without saying you're not.
  15. Fisher cucked the entire cult. It's incredible and it's all guaranteed.
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