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Reese Bennett

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  1. We backed off. Have a 3-star from the Valley that we like more and wants to be here.
  2. It goes like this with standards being lowered at each age with the first real drop in mid-20s and perhaps the biggest drop coming around 40-50: Grades 1-6: only attracted to the best of your age. Grades 7-8: the best grade 7-8 girls High School: the best high school girls with occasional looks at the quirky ones who will give you a blowjob College: ages 18-22 with a little more interest in freaks Age 23-30: 18-35 quirky/freak ratio is diminishing but standards are also being lowered as you start to squint at sevens Ages 30-40: 18-45 any female that's a six or up is good to go Ages 40-50: 18-55 Same as previous age, but a bigger range Ages 50-60: 18-40 are nice to look at, but only seriously looking at 40-65 (unless rich enough to pull younger) Ages 60-70: Lots of looking at 18-50, settling for anyone under 65 who is not yet a plus size and seems like they have the patience for Viagra to kick in. Ages 70-80: Not sure. I'll update this post when I get there, but it seems like it'll be mostly memories by then. Caveat: for this scale, marriage increases your age by at least 10 years.
  3. Well, there was one who was different.
  4. Did Arch portal to Tulane?
  5. Was at a Rangers game sitting along the left field line during Winfield's first year with the Yankees. A guy nearby was yelling shit at him all game and Winfield continued to ignore him. Late in the game, the guy yelled, "Dave, do you really think you're worth $1 million?" Cool as hell and without looking our way or acknowledging the guy, Winfield raises two fingers and then makes a play on the ball to end the inning. Everyone around went "ooooh" and the guy shut up after that.
  6. Were there no move-in photos?
  7. The thing about moose is that most people have no idea how big they are nor how damn mean they can be. It'd be a lot easier to pick up a can of Red Bull than to drink moose piss from the tap. And they are fearless.
  8. He does not skip leg day.
  9. Can't teach height or length. Hook 'em!
  10. I'm not good at math, but if Texas has 7 of the top 10, it would be hard for any other team to have more.
  11. Is he moving to WR?
  12. Bill Norton - LA Rams David Gbenda - Titans Gavin Holmes - Lions Jake Majors - Buccaneers Silas Bolden - Vikings
  13. Is it wrong of me to think that the OKC Thunder commercial where they are all wearing the same clothes is a bit, um, effeminate?
  14. Pretty cool to be able to say if you're a starter for Texas, you have a really good chance of getting drafted.
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