Everything posted by Reese Bennett
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2024 Off-Season Thread
I have a buddy who is a geography PhD. He helps build war crimes cases by analyzing imagery to identify mass graves. I have another friend who works on a team to map landslide areas. Obviously, neither job is as important as selling shit, but it pays their bills.
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Fuk Aaron Rodgers.......
RFK, Jr picked someone else. Seems Sandy Hook was too much even for him.
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Trooper Taylor's son and Aggie assistant allegedly poisons his baby momma
Doesn't seem like aggy did their due diligence. Shocking, I know.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Sigh. Fuck the Brocks.
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Fuk Aaron Rodgers.......
Not to Cloak it up, but RFK, Jr. has said that he's looking at Rodgers as a VP pick (along with Jesse Ventura).
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Updates on former Longhorn football players
Malcom.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Linebackers too, it seems.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Is the third one named Louie?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Not killed, but it is sleeping off painkillers in the recliner.
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Xavier Worthy 4.21* NFL Combine record
That was a good 35-40 minutes where Worthy was the main topic of conversation on the Combine broadcast.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I'd love to flip Halle Berry.
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2024 Off-Season Thread
WTH? We only have one WR that can get under 4.3? Time to hit the portal.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Still, he should have had a bigger raise.
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Adrian Peterson broke?
We should chip in and buy all the OU trophies and then threaten to melt them down into one big gold longhorn. Some gooner stooge would fork over enough money for years of tailgates to keep that from happening.
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Adrian Peterson broke?
Now that's a humble brag.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
This is the kind of shit we need more of so the thread can reach 350 pages.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Neither did I. They didn't have sizes large enough for me.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I'm assuming they don't see a culture fit.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
And a killer attitude.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I guess gravity works differently on the Golden Gate Bridge?
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Super Bowl LVII - Las Vegas
Yeah! We need more players who aren't pussies. So what if they end up as quadriplegics or vegetables by the time they hit 40? My reveling in the violence is more important than some player's life. Give it to me in slo-mo baby! (Most of the dudes who complain about football becoming more feminine are desk pushers who live for the escapism of pretending they could be a player--of course, they would be invincible and only deliver injuries to other players. They are also disappointed in their dick size.)
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Super Bowl LVII - Las Vegas
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Guff Jordan?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Is that all code to suggest this recruit goes to an aggy school or lives in an aggy town? Might be that fullback Sully Ross VI.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Thanks for that info Woodrow.