Everything posted by Reese Bennett
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Swimming and Diving National Champs
Something needs to be done about those preppy debutantes in Charlottesville.
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NFL Passes New Rule For Kickoffs
Teach a safety or CB to kickoff so they can run down someone who gets through the scrum.
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NFL Passes New Rule For Kickoffs
Puts a premium on having a kicker who can tackle.
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2024 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Who’s a JAG now?
I talked to the coaching staff about this. They seemed surprised that Sweat is no longer there.
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2024 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Who’s a JAG now?
The difference with Sweat is that he was a DE in high school, played BBall, and could dunk. He's always been a big athlete instead of a big guy trying to become an athlete.
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2024 Off-Season Thread
I have a buddy who is a geography PhD. He helps build war crimes cases by analyzing imagery to identify mass graves. I have another friend who works on a team to map landslide areas. Obviously, neither job is as important as selling shit, but it pays their bills.
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Fuk Aaron Rodgers.......
RFK, Jr picked someone else. Seems Sandy Hook was too much even for him.
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Trooper Taylor's son and Aggie assistant allegedly poisons his baby momma
Doesn't seem like aggy did their due diligence. Shocking, I know.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Sigh. Fuck the Brocks.
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Fuk Aaron Rodgers.......
Not to Cloak it up, but RFK, Jr. has said that he's looking at Rodgers as a VP pick (along with Jesse Ventura).
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Updates on former Longhorn football players
Malcom.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Linebackers too, it seems.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Is the third one named Louie?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Not killed, but it is sleeping off painkillers in the recliner.
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Xavier Worthy 4.21* NFL Combine record
That was a good 35-40 minutes where Worthy was the main topic of conversation on the Combine broadcast.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I'd love to flip Halle Berry.
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2024 Off-Season Thread
WTH? We only have one WR that can get under 4.3? Time to hit the portal.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Still, he should have had a bigger raise.
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Adrian Peterson broke?
We should chip in and buy all the OU trophies and then threaten to melt them down into one big gold longhorn. Some gooner stooge would fork over enough money for years of tailgates to keep that from happening.
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Adrian Peterson broke?
Now that's a humble brag.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
This is the kind of shit we need more of so the thread can reach 350 pages.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Neither did I. They didn't have sizes large enough for me.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I'm assuming they don't see a culture fit.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
And a killer attitude.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I guess gravity works differently on the Golden Gate Bridge?