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Reese Bennett

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  1. I agree that LB is a luxury take. We've got a difference-maker in Hill, a couple of solid dudes, and a couple of lotto tickets. Always good to have a stable of LBs regardless of experience because they fill key special teams slots. I'm more worried about the coach than the players.
  2. If Leon hangs around The Elk, this will be his future.
  3. Stir fry green beans with soy sauce, sesame seeds, and chicken isn't too bad.
  4. Not yet. We need you to draft a Sark speech that would convince the portal players to come to Longhornland.
  5. Agree. His hiring practices were centered on these things: Will they tell me what I want to hear? Can I yell at them? Can I blame them?
  6. I hope he doesn't drop the ball on this one.
  7. "Go in home." There has to be a better way to phrase that so it doesn't sound kinda like gay sex.
  8. For aggy, it doesn't matter if the Klein-Penn State story is true or not. It's already passed into myth.
  9. If I said that I would get some odd looks from the near-Social Security supermarket checker who can't wait to get home to her 25-year old comfy chair, smokes, and TV stories. "Fine. Yourself?" it is.
  10. This works for the Athletic: https://www.textise.net/
  11. That guy can't even see his dick.
  12. Uh, Byron Murphy?
  13. Nice humble brag. Most of us did community service for a completely different reason.
  14. Vince and Colt. Fuck the Heisman and the people involved. And fuck that Heisman House bullshit.
  15. That team will be the University of Texas Longhorns.
  16. Gideon wouldn't leave for that. DC maybe.
  17. So you're telling me I shouldn't be worried about there being a lack of decent WRs in the portal?
  18. I can't get to sleep because WE FUCKED THIS SHIT-ASS CONFERENCE ON THE WAY OUT AND WE'RE IN THE FUCKING CFP BITCHES! Maybe I'll get on the treadmill or something.
  19. Reminds me that aggy is Judge Smails.
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