Everything posted by Reese Bennett
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Super Bowl LVII - Las Vegas
Yeah! We need more players who aren't pussies. So what if they end up as quadriplegics or vegetables by the time they hit 40? My reveling in the violence is more important than some player's life. Give it to me in slo-mo baby! (Most of the dudes who complain about football becoming more feminine are desk pushers who live for the escapism of pretending they could be a player--of course, they would be invincible and only deliver injuries to other players. They are also disappointed in their dick size.)
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Super Bowl LVII - Las Vegas
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Guff Jordan?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Is that all code to suggest this recruit goes to an aggy school or lives in an aggy town? Might be that fullback Sully Ross VI.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Thanks for that info Woodrow.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I'm all for taking DLs who wrestle. Plus, no sunshine, but his nickname is Sugar Bear, so I'm a bit conflicted.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Need Ozona and Menard on there to fill in the blank space below San Angelo as well as Aspermont in the blank area between Abilene and Vernon.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
THE PRIDE AND WINNING TRADITION OF THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS WILL NOT BE ENTRUSTED TO THE WEAK OR THE TIMID!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
And isn't it convenient that gray has been the basic sweats color since the 1920s? Hey, look, here's notable Buckeye fan Rocky Balboa. (It may be intentional, but Ohio State needs to get the fuck out of Texas, so fuck them. He either switched into an orange hoodie for Sark or out of one for Day.)
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Orange hoodie for Sark, plain one for the dyed-beard guy. Put him in the calculator.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
You have to grade linemen on the curve.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Need to get that in the Scrabble dictionary.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
I know nothing about Kenny Baker, but I'm betting that Sark and the staff look at "recruiters" differently with NIL. Now, it's not just you, your sleazeball personality, and a bag. Instead, there's a whole support operation behind you providing a major advantage over most schools and allowing you to be genuine in your recruiting efforts. Selling coaching and culture matters more in these days of NIL. I also get the impression that Davis was a perfunctory recruiter. If Baker has more energy and is willing, I think we'll see dividends considering everything that is in place to support him.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
I know a Native American who was a TE in the USFL for the Memphis Showboats. He coaches a local HS team now. So, there's been at least one.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Baker is our only hope for a 1,000 page thread.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
That kid does not look like he's 290.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Anytime I see cheese on the mantle, I be graben it.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Nah. Fuck him.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
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Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
Yes, however, classes have started in many places and opportunities to get enrolled this semester and go through spring ball with the new team are quickly closing. This will be incredibly fast for a few Michigan portalers who have been planning ahead, but I suspect most will wait until the spring portal opens.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
What a loser thread title.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
This hire will be a seismic event for college football.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
So with Williams not visiting, is that a wrap on 2024? Anyone else still out there?
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
This says he took some time off to be with family, but was hired by the Cowboys last summer as part of the Bill Walsh Coaching Fellowship. https://steelersdepot.com/2024/01/former-steelers-cb-william-gay-lands-new-college-coaching-job/
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Let's not take Savea for granite.