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Reese Bennett

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Everything posted by Reese Bennett

  1. In the epic battle of uniforms, I vote for Navy this year.
  2. To be fair, there are always hot girls who choose to not be cheerleaders.
  3. Why are they always thrusting their pelvis out?
  4. I bet he's watching someone else too.
  5. I agree that LB is a luxury take. We've got a difference-maker in Hill, a couple of solid dudes, and a couple of lotto tickets. Always good to have a stable of LBs regardless of experience because they fill key special teams slots. I'm more worried about the coach than the players.
  6. If Leon hangs around The Elk, this will be his future.
  7. Stir fry green beans with soy sauce, sesame seeds, and chicken isn't too bad.
  8. Not yet. We need you to draft a Sark speech that would convince the portal players to come to Longhornland.
  9. Agree. His hiring practices were centered on these things: Will they tell me what I want to hear? Can I yell at them? Can I blame them?
  10. I hope he doesn't drop the ball on this one.
  11. "Go in home." There has to be a better way to phrase that so it doesn't sound kinda like gay sex.
  12. For aggy, it doesn't matter if the Klein-Penn State story is true or not. It's already passed into myth.
  13. If I said that I would get some odd looks from the near-Social Security supermarket checker who can't wait to get home to her 25-year old comfy chair, smokes, and TV stories. "Fine. Yourself?" it is.
  14. This works for the Athletic: https://www.textise.net/
  15. That guy can't even see his dick.
  16. Reese Bennett replied to Hondo's topic in Football
    Uh, Byron Murphy?
  17. Nice humble brag. Most of us did community service for a completely different reason.
  18. Reese Bennett replied to Hondo's topic in Football
    Vince and Colt. Fuck the Heisman and the people involved. And fuck that Heisman House bullshit.
  19. That team will be the University of Texas Longhorns.
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