Everything posted by Reese Bennett
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2022 Houston Astros Thread
I’m in Europe. Anyone have a link?
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Is this what player development looks like?
Well, whoever that is will have to be damned good to be better than the best at his position ever.
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Dicker The Kicker
Anyone got the Athletic article on Dicker?
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Texas vs tech - 2:30pm on ESPN
Bert Motherfuckin' Auburn!
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2023 QB Arch Manning
It’ll be tough for Arch with no Randle.
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2023 QB Arch Manning
Pronounced Man-E.
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2022 Season Team News and Notes(Between Games Thread)
And he got the Bijan TD call correct.
- In-state Hate Scale
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
All this talk about WR but we damn well better make sure Banks stays for three.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
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Lowell Galindo can eat my ass
He made several bad calls during the game, including down and distance. And yes, basic competency for an announcer is to get names and numbers correct. It's not a big deal to have a rare minor mix-up but when it becomes a pattern such that the audience is noticing it, well, that's not good. When that is on top of your style, vocabulary, cadence, tone, and other things not done well it becomes really not good. Hitler liked puppies.
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House of the Dragon
Ser Cristen should be dead but the Alicent will use him. He'll become a mercenary known as "The Queen Fucker." Also disappointed to find out the actress who plays Alicent is on the other team as it makes my quest a bit more difficult.
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Lowell Galindo can eat my ass
Sure, I've screwed up names but I'm not an announcer. It's not my job. I don't prepare all week to speak with Lisa and Rick. Being bad and error-prone should not be the floor of an announcer on the Longhorn Network. Basic competency should be the floor.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Such bullshit. I don't know how many times Sark has said something to the effect that decisions are internal and not based on what the other team is doing or might do. When QE is ready he will play.
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2022 Season Team News and Notes(Between Games Thread)
Did they really clean up Galindo's call on the Bijan Johnson TD here? Jesus, Lowell, when some social media interns have to dub your voice over your original call, you must suck.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Our seasonal point differential is +62 and the defense is giving up 16.3 points a game and scoring 4.6 points per game--should be over 5, but hey, that safety call has been forgotten, right? We're decent but it's obvious we are not close to elite--need more juice in the short passing game, need more turnovers, and fewer bullshit targeting calls.
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College Football is dead
I agree with everyone in the first world that the penalty sucks. Should be like the NBA with a regular foul in most cases where yards are applied but the player stays in and a flagrant foul where the player is kicked out because of intent. The carrying over to the next game should only be applied to repeat offenders.
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Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
I'm certain too much rat poison in this thread title led to our first half woes.
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Lowell Galindo can eat my ass
And I once thought LHN would be a great recruiting weapon. Little did I realize it would be aimed at UTSA.
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Lowell Galindo can eat my ass
LG: It’s too bad UTSA has to punt here. Casey Worthy is back for the Horns Acho: Did I mention the UTSA safety wears #0 which is an honor because 1.4 million people live in Area Code 210, an artificial geographic designation created by AT&T? The 210 is also on their helmets. That’s cool. LG: The field point is good by Brett Osborne and the Roadrunners trail by only 12, 41-20 but Coach Traylor has this team believing that with another good drive this could go in the win column. Acho: Heh, heh, yes, these UTSA receivers can really play and they have the trust of their QB and the coaches. LG: Can Texas withstand this onslaught by Coach Traylor’s great team? The Roadrunners are in the driver’s seat here, what with one or more of the Texas linemen being stupid. Acho: The Texas defensive line is being moved backwards every play which is one reason UTSA has put up so many points this second half. LG: UTSA is only a score, an onside kick, a score, an onside kick, a score, and a 2 point field goal away from putting another loss on this Texas team after they got beat up by Alabama. Sark won’t have much to build on going forward. Acho: Heh, heh, I just want to thank Mack and Ol’ Freak Nasty for making me the jolly Longhorn Legend I am today and let me just say how hard that UTSA running back is running. He’s dominating. LG: And that’s the game with the Roadrunners losing a close one here at DKR. Michael, give me a thumbs up and wave if you’re having a good.. um… … … … evening.
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Lowell Galindo can eat my ass
- Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
Jesus! Can Galindo and Acho shut the fuck up about UTSA.- Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
Well, at least Bijan Johnson got the Play of the Game.- Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
I didn't think I could hate Galindo more but I was wrong.- Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
Part of being just average at Gallindo's job is not fucking up the call on big plays. Gallindo is not average. - Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
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