Everything posted by Reese Bennett
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2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread
Good thing they put the color key at the top or it would have been difficult to see which pitcher was which piece of the pie. The shades of orange contrasted with the same blue really tie it all together.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Why are they green?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
This is all great news about possible new recruits and portal options, but I'm really worried about the numbers.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
The missing info is the baby mama. Undefeated and such.
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House of the Dragon
Yeah, the Otto vs Alicent thing didn't resonate with me. Granted it's only a book/TV series, but it would be political malpractice for them not to have attempted to persuade (and corrupt) Aegon well before the King died. Neither one doing any strategic planning here and while Otto appears to be ahead of the game, he's just following the basic playbook: claim power, destroy enemies. Likewise, the Blacks are just sitting around waiting for something to happen even though it's clear the King will die at some point. Also, isn't there supposed to be some bad-ass dragon wandering around in the wild or am I mistaken about that?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
He's one of our gunners on punt coverage.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Quinn gets the NIL money for wearing Wranglers and Jones gets it for wearing Ocean Pacific. Speedo put their money into OU.
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2022 Season Team News and Notes(Between Games Thread)
I don’t know if that would make a difference. His NFL path is as an ace special teams guy and an occasional third down back.
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2022 Houston Astros Thread
I’m in Europe. Anyone have a link?
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Is this what player development looks like?
Well, whoever that is will have to be damned good to be better than the best at his position ever.
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Dicker The Kicker
Anyone got the Athletic article on Dicker?
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Texas vs tech - 2:30pm on ESPN
Bert Motherfuckin' Auburn!
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2023 QB Arch Manning
It’ll be tough for Arch with no Randle.
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2023 QB Arch Manning
Pronounced Man-E.
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2022 Season Team News and Notes(Between Games Thread)
And he got the Bijan TD call correct.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
All this talk about WR but we damn well better make sure Banks stays for three.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
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Lowell Galindo can eat my ass
He made several bad calls during the game, including down and distance. And yes, basic competency for an announcer is to get names and numbers correct. It's not a big deal to have a rare minor mix-up but when it becomes a pattern such that the audience is noticing it, well, that's not good. When that is on top of your style, vocabulary, cadence, tone, and other things not done well it becomes really not good. Hitler liked puppies.
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House of the Dragon
Ser Cristen should be dead but the Alicent will use him. He'll become a mercenary known as "The Queen Fucker." Also disappointed to find out the actress who plays Alicent is on the other team as it makes my quest a bit more difficult.
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Lowell Galindo can eat my ass
Sure, I've screwed up names but I'm not an announcer. It's not my job. I don't prepare all week to speak with Lisa and Rick. Being bad and error-prone should not be the floor of an announcer on the Longhorn Network. Basic competency should be the floor.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Such bullshit. I don't know how many times Sark has said something to the effect that decisions are internal and not based on what the other team is doing or might do. When QE is ready he will play.
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2022 Season Team News and Notes(Between Games Thread)
Did they really clean up Galindo's call on the Bijan Johnson TD here? Jesus, Lowell, when some social media interns have to dub your voice over your original call, you must suck.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Our seasonal point differential is +62 and the defense is giving up 16.3 points a game and scoring 4.6 points per game--should be over 5, but hey, that safety call has been forgotten, right? We're decent but it's obvious we are not close to elite--need more juice in the short passing game, need more turnovers, and fewer bullshit targeting calls.
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College Football is dead
I agree with everyone in the first world that the penalty sucks. Should be like the NBA with a regular foul in most cases where yards are applied but the player stays in and a flagrant foul where the player is kicked out because of intent. The carrying over to the next game should only be applied to repeat offenders.