Everything posted by Reese Bennett
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Such bullshit. I don't know how many times Sark has said something to the effect that decisions are internal and not based on what the other team is doing or might do. When QE is ready he will play.
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2022 Season Team News and Notes(Between Games Thread)
Did they really clean up Galindo's call on the Bijan Johnson TD here? Jesus, Lowell, when some social media interns have to dub your voice over your original call, you must suck.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Our seasonal point differential is +62 and the defense is giving up 16.3 points a game and scoring 4.6 points per game--should be over 5, but hey, that safety call has been forgotten, right? We're decent but it's obvious we are not close to elite--need more juice in the short passing game, need more turnovers, and fewer bullshit targeting calls.
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College Football is dead
I agree with everyone in the first world that the penalty sucks. Should be like the NBA with a regular foul in most cases where yards are applied but the player stays in and a flagrant foul where the player is kicked out because of intent. The carrying over to the next game should only be applied to repeat offenders.
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Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
I'm certain too much rat poison in this thread title led to our first half woes.
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Lowell Galindo can eat my ass
And I once thought LHN would be a great recruiting weapon. Little did I realize it would be aimed at UTSA.
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Lowell Galindo can eat my ass
LG: It’s too bad UTSA has to punt here. Casey Worthy is back for the Horns Acho: Did I mention the UTSA safety wears #0 which is an honor because 1.4 million people live in Area Code 210, an artificial geographic designation created by AT&T? The 210 is also on their helmets. That’s cool. LG: The field point is good by Brett Osborne and the Roadrunners trail by only 12, 41-20 but Coach Traylor has this team believing that with another good drive this could go in the win column. Acho: Heh, heh, yes, these UTSA receivers can really play and they have the trust of their QB and the coaches. LG: Can Texas withstand this onslaught by Coach Traylor’s great team? The Roadrunners are in the driver’s seat here, what with one or more of the Texas linemen being stupid. Acho: The Texas defensive line is being moved backwards every play which is one reason UTSA has put up so many points this second half. LG: UTSA is only a score, an onside kick, a score, an onside kick, a score, and a 2 point field goal away from putting another loss on this Texas team after they got beat up by Alabama. Sark won’t have much to build on going forward. Acho: Heh, heh, I just want to thank Mack and Ol’ Freak Nasty for making me the jolly Longhorn Legend I am today and let me just say how hard that UTSA running back is running. He’s dominating. LG: And that’s the game with the Roadrunners losing a close one here at DKR. Michael, give me a thumbs up and wave if you’re having a good.. um… … … … evening.
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Lowell Galindo can eat my ass
- Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
Jesus! Can Galindo and Acho shut the fuck up about UTSA.- Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
Well, at least Bijan Johnson got the Play of the Game.- Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
I didn't think I could hate Galindo more but I was wrong.- Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
Part of being just average at Gallindo's job is not fucking up the call on big plays. Gallindo is not average.- Other Games Thread 2022 edition
Punting is riskier than kicking off because of potential blocks, bad snaps/catches, and more OL on the field who can't cover on returns, you can kick it further after the safety so worse field position for App State, and you run some seconds off on the safety. Not saying I agree with it, but it's not a decision that is way out there. Edit: And App State's FG kicker is not good.- Other Games Thread 2022 edition
WOW!- Other Games Thread 2022 edition
Troy trying to give App State a chance here.- Other Games Thread 2022 edition
Troy is about to beat App State 28-24 as they just held on 4th and goal.- Other Games Thread 2022 edition
William and Mary playing tough against Lafayette and now lead by 27. Wisconsin is up 56-0 over NM State in the 3rd. Marshall and Bowling Green looks like it will be one of those key stops/last team with the ball kind of games. Northern Illinois has scored 28 on Vandy and are driving with a few minutes left in the game, but they trail by 10. Wake Forest is going to beat Liberty with little effort. Alabama up on LA Monroe 49-7 in the third. Troy and App State going down to the wire with just a few minutes left.- ESPN GAME DAY
I don't like that McAfee guy. He tries too hard. Plus, he looks like a douche.- Texas Football Podcasts, Press Conferences & Interviews Thread
"You guys can keep poking the bear on what I do at QB. At the end of the day, I'm not going to give you game-planning decisions on how we practice. There's a reason you guys don't come to practice. If I wanted you to know who took snaps, I'd let you come to practice."- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Back in the late 1980s I was driving up to NYC for something and we stopped for lunch at a Chi-Chi's off one of the far south exits in New Jersey. I ordered nachos for the appetizer as all good Texans are wont to do. However, it was just melted cheese and chips. I asked, "Where the peppers at?" They looked at me oddly and took it back to the kitchen. When it came back to the table they had sprinkled diced bell peppers on top. I almost pulled what today would be called a "Karen." My girlfriend was not happy with the way I acted, but hell, what Mexican place doesn't have a single jalapeno? No wonder they went under in 2004. Anyway, aggy is weird and I revel in everything bad that happens to them, especially when it is of their own making.- Scott Frost - a very rich unemployed person
Nebraska should throw a bunch of money at Traylor, hire him tomorrow, and try to recruit Texas again.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I know we all saw it but it needs to be stated again and again: in a game with a Heisman winning QB playing for the #1 ranked team in the country, the better QB was a freshman starting his second game.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Euegne Eugene Jr. Euegen Eugene What the hell is this guy's name and are we even talking about the same person? Is Gerry a professional writer?- Brett Favre is about to go through some things
For those of you who know nothing about Mississippi politics, Phil Bryant was the governor at the time and Nancy New has already admitted guilt to charges of bribery of a public official, fraud against the government, and wire fraud for moving $4.5 million of welfare money through her "non-profit" referral firm.- Fuck Big 12 refs
If that had happened they would have reviewed the play, rightly called it a safety, and we wouldn't be griping. - Roadkill vs trampling longhorns LHN 7 PM
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