Everything posted by Reese Bennett
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Back in the late 1980s I was driving up to NYC for something and we stopped for lunch at a Chi-Chi's off one of the far south exits in New Jersey. I ordered nachos for the appetizer as all good Texans are wont to do. However, it was just melted cheese and chips. I asked, "Where the peppers at?" They looked at me oddly and took it back to the kitchen. When it came back to the table they had sprinkled diced bell peppers on top. I almost pulled what today would be called a "Karen." My girlfriend was not happy with the way I acted, but hell, what Mexican place doesn't have a single jalapeno? No wonder they went under in 2004. Anyway, aggy is weird and I revel in everything bad that happens to them, especially when it is of their own making.
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Scott Frost - a very rich unemployed person
Nebraska should throw a bunch of money at Traylor, hire him tomorrow, and try to recruit Texas again.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I know we all saw it but it needs to be stated again and again: in a game with a Heisman winning QB playing for the #1 ranked team in the country, the better QB was a freshman starting his second game.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Euegne Eugene Jr. Euegen Eugene What the hell is this guy's name and are we even talking about the same person? Is Gerry a professional writer?
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Brett Favre is about to go through some things
For those of you who know nothing about Mississippi politics, Phil Bryant was the governor at the time and Nancy New has already admitted guilt to charges of bribery of a public official, fraud against the government, and wire fraud for moving $4.5 million of welfare money through her "non-profit" referral firm.
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Fuck Big 12 refs
If that had happened they would have reviewed the play, rightly called it a safety, and we wouldn't be griping.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
It's hard to argue that the offer was wasted because it was just an offer and the lesser Brock eventually went to Alabama with his better brother so no scholarship harm. (Yes, I know who you're referring to.)
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Fuck Big 12 refs
This makes no sense at all to me. On regular plays you can review to see if the spot is correct, to see if the runner was down, if the foot was out of bounds, etc. Wouldn't this be the same thing? Shouldn't you be consistent and review to see if the QB was down or where he released the ball or where it went? Wouldn't it be the same thing as a review for ball placement? Just stupid. Should have been 2 points.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
How is there always one named Kip(p)?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
They are so fucking weird. What the hell is wrong with these people? Every single person at that event is a failure of Texas public education, their church, their hometown, and their family. Fucking odd fuckers.
- UTSA VS Texas 9/17/22
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Scott Frost - a very rich unemployed person
Nebraska's a terrible job. Unrealistic expectations, no recruiting base, and you have to live in Nebraska.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
You can thank me. I had it going on my computer and both TVs.
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aggy vs App State - ESPN2
- aggy vs App State - ESPN2
aggy is so fuckin' weird.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I admit I had some doubts about Quinn (though not enough to get on the Card train), but he looks like the Truth.- Texas vs. #1 Alabama
I'm starting to think we may cover.- Texas vs. #1 Alabama
Defense has to win this.- Texas vs. #1 Alabama
The book was open but Card shut it. Right now success looks like only trailing by one score at the half. I'd like to make it through just one game with Alabama without losing our starting QB in the first quarter. Fuck.- Other Games Thread 2022 edition
I've always wanted NM to be good because it would be cool to have another good cross border rivalry, but they have been and will likely remain terrible.- Game Week- Alabama
Don't care, had sex.- Game Week- Alabama
A lot of Alabama box faces--though they may be Texas box faces if Alabama is recruiting Texas kids who can't get into UT like Ole Miss does. Anyway, Impressive from afar but does not meet expectations up close. I hope that's a continuing theme this week.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
No. They've been recruited over at both schools.- 9.5.22 Coach Sark press conference 11:30 AM
Saban seems so bored and annoyed. It's almost like he's answered multiple versions of these questions for years now.- Game Week- Alabama
We're 7 and 1 against these guys. It's like playing the SWC version of Baylor. - aggy vs App State - ESPN2
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