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Reese Bennett

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  1. Offense and defense talk not going away, but I bet special teams wins us at least one game this year. We’ll actually have plans and understand concepts. I think that will be one of the most noticeable improvements.
  2. The field looks like a villain's lair from Batman.
  3. You can tell Moro thinks through his position and defensive philosophies at a level that most don't or can't. Glad to have him on The 40.
  4. Sounds like a wrist issue.
  5. Close the nose and have the fog come out of the nostrils.
  6. The best thing Sark said was that the defense played sound football with few busted assignments. Could my 10-year nightmare be over?
  7. I always liked Connor and am glad to hear he's making an impression. His HS film showed a nasty streak and you always knew the Big Astronaut was smart enough to quickly get the schemes and make the reads. If he can start for 2-3 years, that's an amazing stroke of luck from that shitty oline class.
  8. I guess they can't come right out and ask for good looking and willing coeds.
  9. Oregon State has a legit Top 3 College of Forestry. That's a pretty big difference.
  10. Two offers to DBs? As Dylan says: "You don't need a weather man, To know which way the wind blows."
  11. When I was in my 20s, we'd play a game like Quidditch every weekend, except it was basketball and you had to hold a beer can at all times.
  12. Ohio State is a huge school. There will be more than enough top-notch trim around if he's interested.
  13. Clemson and Florida State may not be Texas and ou, but there is a lot of value in blowing up the ACC if the SEC has grand visions in the long-term. Go to 20 with those two and North Carolina plus Virginia and you force Notre Dame into a decision. Pick off the BIG three to close the door on the rust belt option and Notre Dame has to come. Grab some PAC schools and select a couple more BIGs or ACCs to get to a national conference with four 8 or 9 team divisions.
  14. Anytime you see one of those academic types trying to describe the regions across North America, Texas always has 3-5 different colors on the map. However, I like this one.
  15. Surprised aggy is not in it, given Patton's fake quote about winning wars with aggy types.
  16. Thread is slowing down, but it will never stop.
  17. Just catching up and yep, the trolls will soon be a problem. Most of the Ir8te fans are smart enough to know they are too stupid to get on here and the ones that do and manage to hang around are mostly decent sorts. I'm afraid the vast majority of the SECrant crowd is too dumb to know how stupid they are and will inundate us with goofy bullshit.
  18. Bezos made $9 million in the minute it took me to look that up and post it here. I'm not sure he needs another million. (No CR)
  19. How can these supposedly savvy sportswriters not recognize that the word “however” is doing a lot of work in the Texas/OU joint statement? Idiots all.
  20. Now hold on here. I was the first one to make that joke. Me. I was the one. No others are allowed to make that joke. I have over 1,000 rep points and deserve some respect. But no, you people who I once thought were my friends just let some little brother ne'er-do-well johnny-come-lately follow ME to the same joke and nobody comes to my defense? Nobody asks, "What about Reese Bennett's feelings?" I've even started threads on this board and this is the thanks I get? I've invested almost 975 posts here and this is how little you care? I won't stand for it. If I don't get sole rights to that joke in this thread, civilization will crumble and Texas will lie in ruins. I also want that other guy booted out pronto, damn it! I have to warn all of you to expect a sternly worded letter shortly. I might even make a phone call or two. In addition, I'm sure all my new Surly buddies will read this, see the wrong that has been committed, and come to my defense--including my imaginary friends in the state legislature. Surly Horns will rue the day. Rue the day, I say. --72 hours later-- Uh, yeah, just got carried away there. Please don't neg me anymore. I was just joking. I love being here. Best group of fans anywhere, right? Ha, ha. Never wanted to be on another board. I'm just fine with everyone making that joke. Really. The more the merrier I always say. Oh, and I promise to laugh at every joke about South Austin's mom too. Those are always so original. In fact, I think Linda Livingstone is South Austin's mom. Ha, ha. We're good now aren't we? Pretty please?
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