Everything posted by Reese Bennett
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HBO Max streaming service
I enjoyed it and thought it was well done. Like any mix of science and entertainment, the science sometimes suffers, but it was not a critical fault.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
If you're going to appear flaky eventually, the best time to be flaky is right now.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
"After collecting 2,391 yards and 29 touchdowns through the air, he added 505 yards and seven scores on the ground." So he only passed for the first 7 games and only ran the ball during the remaining games? These guys are terrible writers.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
He's a lineman and he's probably using up anywhere between 3,500 and 6,000 calories a day with workouts. Let the man eat--just don't let him get above 325.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Cheetahs have great straight-line speed but they are really bad route runners.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
A&M is aggy, it's "brakes," it's "Hook 'em!" and your odd capitalizations are sending signals you may have taken an aggy 100 level English class. I've refrained from negging you so far, but the burden is on you. Don't sound too desperate or get too cute, otherwise fatwa will commence quickly.
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Texas Preferred Walk-Ons: Good Kids from Good Families
Is that a backyard field?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
He’s calmly throwing ropes all over the field while running for his life. After watching that, I’m excited about getting him here.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Sark looks the same from one appearance to another. That seems like a good change.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
Well, at least good things were heard about Texas.
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2022 RB Jaydon Blue
He reminds me of Ernest Byner or maybe Freeman McNeil.
- 2022 RB Jaydon Blue
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Its happening (stadium renovations)
There’s a whole movement to design and build for future temps and conditions instead of today’s standards. I hope they were thinking ahead.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
The buck’s eyes are dead.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Yet another data point that Herman was words and not deeds.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Counterpoint: He would have two years of Bijan and one year of Roschon to brag about.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
We need to quit feeding Sweat until he drops at least 30 lbs.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I don't get Clemson. It's just a campus stuck in the middle of nowhere with a Publix and a few fast food joints and pizza places. You have to drive 30 miles to get to a town of any size but at least a nuclear reactor is close by. No wonder they had to build some goofy stuff to keep their guys from getting bored to tears. I guess it is on a lake though.
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What’s your pitch to the recruits?
I get no credit for the PS5 line? Tough crowd.
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What’s your pitch to the recruits?
Get a dog door my guy.
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What’s your pitch to the recruits?
I forgot to add this one: "Hey, does your mom need a job? I know a few companies right here in Austin that would value her experience and pay top dollar for it."
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What’s your pitch to the recruits?
We're building something special so come be a part of it. We know how to put players in the NFL. We know how to win championships. Loyal to the soil. (For instate recruits only) Education and national alumni network. Austin. BBQ and Tex-Mex. Actual female cheerleaders. Name and likeness will make you a bunch more bucks here than anywhere else. Oh yeah, here's a bag full o' money, a Surface, and a PS5 with a bunch of games. You get the loaded F-250 when you sign.
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
My interpretation is that the "recruiting instagram" asked the question and was the subject of the response by Ewers.
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[Surly Official] Nicknames for the 2021 Staff
Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.
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Its happening (stadium renovations)
If this is true, how come they just don't start off as burnt orange, huh? Surely there's money in the budget for burnt orange construction materials? Hell, we already have Hook 'em ductwork. It's doubly-super bad because the Seahawk colors may remind recruits of the real 12th Man which would make aggy really mad at us. Damn CDC is shooting his own foot here. Electric blue and lime green are not our standard. Burnt orange construction panels or bust! We're the University of Texas, not some compass point backwater.