Reese Bennett
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Viewing Topic: Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
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Realignment talk not going away
That's a fun basketball conference, Oregon State will continue to make some CWS appearances, and the PAC will have at least one bowl win over some "name" from the SEC or BIG.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
"Who you are some of the time is who you are all of the time." --Steve Sarkisian (and others)
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
How about that 1978 Cotton Bowl?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Just watched James Johnson's highlights and yeah, he'd be a good get. It's hard to watch linemen on the shitty high school video from 30,000 feet away, but as soon as the play starts you know exactly where he lined up because the offensive lineman nearest him is going backward.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
It's good to be in a place where it doesn't really matter who the first off the bus happens to be.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Good to know we are doing sand work in the sand. This is cutting edge stuff and the staff continues to impress.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
RBs, particularly FR/Sophs who aren't starting, should also be key contributors on special teams. Miss out on a year and those positions need to be filled by someone else on the team.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
What's he doing in finance? String relationships belong in physics.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Or, he’s saying it’s his last visit and the process is over with a decision to come. Right? Right?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
We backed off. Have a 3-star from the Valley that we like more and wants to be here.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
It goes like this with standards being lowered at each age with the first real drop in mid-20s and perhaps the biggest drop coming around 40-50: Grades 1-6: only attracted to the best of your age. Grades 7-8: the best grade 7-8 girls High School: the best high school girls with occasional looks at the quirky ones who will give you a blowjob College: ages 18-22 with a little more interest in freaks Age 23-30: 18-35 quirky/freak ratio is diminishing but standards are also being lowered as you start to squint at sevens Ages 30-40: 18-45 any female that's a six or up is good to go Ages 40-50: 18-55 Same as previous age, but a bigger range Ages 50-60: 18-40 are nice to look at, but only seriously looking at 40-65 (unless rich enough to pull younger) Ages 60-70: Lots of looking at 18-50, settling for anyone under 65 who is not yet a plus size and seems like they have the patience for Viagra to kick in. Ages 70-80: Not sure. I'll update this post when I get there, but it seems like it'll be mostly memories by then. Caveat: for this scale, marriage increases your age by at least 10 years.- 2026 P Mikey Bukauskas
Well, there was one who was different.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Did Arch portal to Tulane?- 2025 S Jonah Williams
Was at a Rangers game sitting along the left field line during Winfield's first year with the Yankees. A guy nearby was yelling shit at him all game and Winfield continued to ignore him. Late in the game, the guy yelled, "Dave, do you really think you're worth $1 million?" Cool as hell and without looking our way or acknowledging the guy, Winfield raises two fingers and then makes a play on the ball to end the inning. Everyone around went "ooooh" and the guy shut up after that.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Were there no move-in photos?- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
The thing about moose is that most people have no idea how big they are nor how damn mean they can be. It'd be a lot easier to pick up a can of Red Bull than to drink moose piss from the tap. And they are fearless.- 2025 DL Justus Terry
He does not skip leg day.- 2025 C Lewis Obiorah
Can't teach height or length. Hook 'em!- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
I'm not good at math, but if Texas has 7 of the top 10, it would be hard for any other team to have more.- Transfer QB Matthew Caldwell
Is he moving to WR?- 2025 NFL Draft
Bill Norton - LA Rams David Gbenda - Titans Gavin Holmes - Lions Jake Majors - Buccaneers Silas Bolden - Vikings- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Is it wrong of me to think that the OKC Thunder commercial where they are all wearing the same clothes is a bit, um, effeminate?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Pretty cool to be able to say if you're a starter for Texas, you have a really good chance of getting drafted.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
That or Kal-El. - Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
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