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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. There are a million ways to die, and no one here gets out alive. Dying while standing for the right thing is far better than most endings. I’m not seeking it, and I’m no martyr, but I’ve made peace with that possible outcome.
  2. We’re gonna need a bigger basket.
  3. I feel you Biff. I’ll be sporting the black one.
  4. How about ”The only King we need is MLK Orange despot, go away.” I like it because it rightfully elevates a black man above Trump. I’ve decided my earlier idea of alluding to Anwar Sadat’s parade outcome doesn’t need to be on a sign in this powder keg moment. ”I’ve come to wish you an unhappy birthday” is a lock for the other side.
  5. Because we’re rats continually opting for the dopamine hit of anger and resentment instead of doing the tougher work. Because moneyed interests draw strength when we’re divided and not advocating for the 99%, so their effective propaganda networks foment discord. Because Bob Stoops.
  6. On Tyranny: Twenty Lessons from the Twentieth Century Nothing like a little light summer reading!
  7. How I wish LEO had been so tough in Uvalde.
  8. I wish Deion the worst football-wise, but hope his health improves.
  9. The Guns of Austin works nicely.
  10. Hakeem was my favorite as a kid. I once mailed a letter inviting him to spend Christmas with my family. Years later I realized he probably wasn’t into the whole Christian holiday tradition. Who knew being Muslim was a thing? Signed, ignorant Suburban White Boy
  11. Russian trolls are at least presumably compensated. This act is just a sad cry for attention.
  12. John Lucas was fun to watch. Terrific vision.
  13. I am personally willing to pay for her birth control. Movie monsters have had more fortunate parentage.
  14. It would be just awful if his big beautiful military parade turned out like Anwar Sadat’s.
  15. Americans are shitty people. If I am fortunate enough to escape, I’ll enjoy watching its destruction from afar. statement one: sure. Plenty of good individuals, but the prevailing winds are toxic and quite possibly irredeemable. statement two: see statement one.
  16. Lincoln Riley at USC is one of the feel good stories in college football.
  17. The question is what Joe Biden knew and when he knew it. Kidding We may be talking about different but related things. I am suggesting Joe Biden thought his duty was to beat Trump at all costs, not whether it was actually the ideal strategy for achieving that end. He can be both noble and wrong.
  18. Maybe he wanted to spend his last years trying to hold the line against Trump. I doubt anyone had to hold a gun to his head.
  19. Finally we’ve opened that sweet recruiting pipeline to the United Kingdom. Things will be different now.
  20. E Acho is a conspicuously obnoxious, unlikable character. I get it, that’s his thing, not unlike Stephen A Smith. I just wish we’d lost this recruiting battle.
  21. I am at that same place in this moment. Hopefully the future will gift us with time for reflection, and not obliteration. I could see it going either way.
  22. Trump’s cabinet’s personal drug supplies have to rival Fear and Loathing’s. Possibly surpass.
  23. That seems like a lot of work. Can’t we just get Mike Lee’s teenage son to monitor our porn intake?
  24. Cultural standards are funny. No hippo farts or human vulvas. Everything else is on the table.
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