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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Federal agents arrest firefighters working on WA wildfire | The Seattle Times It’s genius as long as you are constitutionally incapable of truly caring about anything else. And brother, we got that in spades.
  2. Just when you wonder, is it possible to sink lower? The answer is always yes. Decency is a quaint concept, like the Geneva Convention. I’m looking at you Republican voter. Fuck you in particular for inviting, enabling, and cheering this slide from democratic norms. You done good, like bin Laden. I could have never imagined that both towers would have come down.
  3. Congrats on your life’s station. Quite the flex. Regardless your finances, you’re poor in spirit and have a lifetime of loneliness ahead. Enjoy that as you count your pennies, champ.
  4. Take a breath homie. No one is giving evil a pass. We just differ on the amount of oxygen the haters should receive.
  5. Respectfully, don’t quote that turd. Earl should be ignored, despised, and forgotten, not quoted.
  6. Just talk football and stop worrying about such minor concerns.
  7. They wheeled me back to my waiting wife afterwards. Apparently I told the Dr ‘so I heard you are into butt stuff’ coming out of the anesthesia.
  8. Nein!
  9. I remember him when he started as a Houston Gambler.
  10. The first red flag in the documentary was Polanco’s stated claim of having no unsolved cases. It reeked of ego, forced confessions, and fixing cases in order to maintain that fictional stat.
  11. Disagree. I’ll be shocked if we don’t receive more stimulus checks from [generic oppressive regime building domestic armies in multiple states] before the 26 elections.
  12. The insecure, bitchass pathological need for American Exceptionalism leaves no room for humility or intellectually honest analysis of our actions. It’s the ultimate entitlement, as if we’re exceptional because of who we are, not what we do or how we treat the least of us.
  13. We’ve reached the point in Goodfellas where the once proud proprietor Sonny Bunz’ bar is burned down by the Mob to collect insurance payouts, and we are all Sonny.
  14. The Enchantments offered the most beautiful backpacking I’ve seen. Enraging but predictably, all TFG touches turns to shit (literally, in this case).
  15. Is Funk Doctor Spunk still around? Hope he’s still alive and kicking somewheres.
  16. Motown drawing away fire that otherwise would have been aimed at Derka. Dogs and cats living together. Gozer must be near.
  17. It’s weird that people want to sell public land, kneecap public education, and silence public broadcasting. Those are some of America’s great successes. Hobbling them will not be a harbinger of good times, that much you can be sure.
  18. Rage is a perfectly rational response to 2025 America. Are you saying that rage renders the experient irrational? Perhaps. Most passions can.
  19. Their mortality is heartening, if not redeeming.
  20. Because he’s crooked.
  21. Jesus was one of the Wonder Twins?
  22. Late September will probably be shoulder season. Hopefully fires will have died out by then too and smoke abated.
  23. High is supposed to be 80 on Monday. Sweet, as long as the large fire near Madras doesn’t blow smoke south toward Bend. If Bend does get smoky, I’d head to higher elevations with presumably clearer air like the Cascade Lakes.
  24. How can you disparage a place so replete with bean pies? I guess that question answers itself.
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