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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Yeah, I found myself swallowing the growing lump in my throat a few times while watching it.
  2. No bondage talk. This is for recruiting.
  3. Somehow people forget the petulant, entitled Mack who tried to burn it down walking out the door, giving us the parade of lacking HCs until Sark instead of Saban. I can appreciate what Mack did from a distance, but he needs to stay far away if he wants to remain beloved.
  4. Dry January is on a collision course with Inauguration Day. No CR.
  5. It sounds like one of Public Enemy’s crew.
  6. Texas would absolutely win the NC with Chase Daniels. Arch is a similar player.
  7. I’ve come to wonder if it’s a ‘maybe a coordinator’ situation, though obviously he wouldn’t accept demotion. Sark’s highest and best in-game use may be OC.
  8. All true, but Sark can be obstinate. It’s vexing.
  9. Suck it, you camera mugging fuckstick Scadebo..
  10. I’ve seen diarrhea that’s more explosive.
  11. Sark should have to do 1000 hours of community service for this abomination. Pick up roadside trash with convicts, a prison Mike bandanna, the whole thing.
  12. Sark should refuse any contractually obligated bowl incentive pay after this shitshow. Awful and confused performance on offense.
  13. Too late. Sark obviously is going with Ewers unless he’s incapacitated.
  14. Arch coming out to start the next drive would please me greatly. Now’s the time for change of pace.
  15. I guess they’re not calling holds on ASU’s o-line today.
  16. Does Lincoln Riley survive the offseason? I sure hope so.
  17. I’ve got Brent Venables if still available.
  18. Agreed. Greg was the better Gumbel. A glue guy and a pro.
  19. Puff-puff-pass is customary. You’ve obviously been ignoring this. Bowfinger is a painful memory.
  20. Ewers doesn’t need to be great. He needs to keep his head and manage risk, which Sark challenges with play calls at times. Pirouette Play, ‘Nuff Said. This team is balanced enough to win a NC if Quinn accomplishes that.
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