Degenerate Gardner
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Tucker Carlson Tonight
Most Fox viewers just want to stay abreast of who and what to hate and fear. Fox must keep meeting that malignant need and they should be able to weather this. I believe in them and their infinite capacity for poisoning the communal (read: communist) well. You can do this guys.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
If we have a Trump-Fox death match ahead, I may actually start looking forward to the 2024 elections, replacing the dread currently occupying that bit of mental space.
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Tucker Carlson FIRED
Rodney Terry’s really scouring the transfer portal these days.
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Dylan Disu - Back for 23-24
Hell yes, some good news!
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Texas Basketball 2023-24
Too much seamen already IMO
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Texas Basketball 2023-24
This where I am. I’m not even sure Arterio would have stayed if Beard had. Seniors still would have been out of eligibility. Maybe we would have been more successful landing transfers to date but that’s far from settled. Ultimately there’s nowhere to go but forward and I hate backwards looking hand wringing like Tech hated Chris Beard.
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job
Her mortality? She will shuffle off eventually - that’s the best thing I can say about her.
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Unnatural intercourse
Mugshots of persons arrested for this sort of thing invariably lead me to think ‘the dog could have done better’.
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Llano County forced to put books back in library will now consider closing the library altogether
You people are never happy. No one talks about the fact that Huck Finn with all the N words is now on the recommended reading list. Some folks are just half empty.
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Llano County forced to put books back in library will now consider closing the library altogether
When MAGA learns of the Enlightenment, you can add that to this list of topical banishments. ‘It was a dark period in Man’s history…’ is all people really need to know.
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Llano County forced to put books back in library will now consider closing the library altogether
If I could find Nick Cage’s laugh/cry gif, it would go here. They’re gone from banning books to contemplating banning libraries. I just hope no one tells them about the internet. I want it to be a surprise.
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Texas Basketball Recruiting Notes: It's Miller Time
Dude had 0 points, O rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 assists, 0 fouls in 12 minutes against us in the tourney. Small data point to be sure, but I’d be surprised if there’s too much interest on our part. Maybe he really showed something in the pregame shoot around. Or perhaps it was his 0 turnovers against us that caught someone’s eye.
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The Supremes
So far. There is no bottom. Gird your loins for Justice George Santos.
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Why is Republican Heterosexuality so easily changed and influenced?
Those who endorse authoritarianism are generally Republicans in my experience. And they have some weird ideas floating around in their heads. Thoughts like ‘if there’s no God, why wouldn’t humans just murder each other?’ it’s not an entirely dissimilar line of thinking from ‘if we don’t actively suppress homosexuality with the state apparatus, why would every guy not just blow other guys in the airport bathroom stalls?’ The presumption is that humans are wicked and default toward what they deem evil choices without a harsh fist governing behavior. I must admit, they’re making a pretty good case for that, all the while spitting fire about being the party of limited government.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
I’m here to defend that monkey. The innocent one. They have the same feet, sure, but I’d wager the monkey hasn’t fucked its CrossFit instructor while extolling the sanctity of marriage. Even if it has, that’s incredible, and I’d still rep the monkey.
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To which Tiffany said: thank god.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
I just assumed it was all the empty Big Mac boxes that tipped them off.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Unfortunately those owners will have to disclose the methane lab they were running to any potential buyers too.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
That is some scary shit. The probability of him being spotted in time was minuscule.
- Texas vs Miami- Elite 8- 4:05pm on CBS
- Texas vs Miami- Elite 8- 4:05pm on CBS
- Texas vs Miami- Elite 8- 4:05pm on CBS
- Texas vs Miami- Elite 8- 4:05pm on CBS
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
I’m just grateful that Texas admin handled this mess much better than a lot of fans have. In a world where Texas kept Beard and Texas is in the Elite 8, you’d see nowhere the vitriol from our side against CB. This isn’t about principle, it’s about the pathological need to posture. I know this because I’m better than all of you.
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