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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. They wheeled me back to my waiting wife afterwards. Apparently I told the Dr ‘so I heard you are into butt stuff’ coming out of the anesthesia.
  2. I remember him when he started as a Houston Gambler.
  3. The first red flag in the documentary was Polanco’s stated claim of having no unsolved cases. It reeked of ego, forced confessions, and fixing cases in order to maintain that fictional stat.
  4. Disagree. I’ll be shocked if we don’t receive more stimulus checks from [generic oppressive regime building domestic armies in multiple states] before the 26 elections.
  5. The insecure, bitchass pathological need for American Exceptionalism leaves no room for humility or intellectually honest analysis of our actions. It’s the ultimate entitlement, as if we’re exceptional because of who we are, not what we do or how we treat the least of us.
  6. We’ve reached the point in Goodfellas where the once proud proprietor Sonny Bunz’ bar is burned down by the Mob to collect insurance payouts, and we are all Sonny.
  7. The Enchantments offered the most beautiful backpacking I’ve seen. Enraging but predictably, all TFG touches turns to shit (literally, in this case).
  8. Is Funk Doctor Spunk still around? Hope he’s still alive and kicking somewheres.
  9. Motown drawing away fire that otherwise would have been aimed at Derka. Dogs and cats living together. Gozer must be near.
  10. It’s weird that people want to sell public land, kneecap public education, and silence public broadcasting. Those are some of America’s great successes. Hobbling them will not be a harbinger of good times, that much you can be sure.
  11. Rage is a perfectly rational response to 2025 America. Are you saying that rage renders the experient irrational? Perhaps. Most passions can.
  12. Their mortality is heartening, if not redeeming.
  13. Because he’s crooked.
  14. Jesus was one of the Wonder Twins?
  15. Late September will probably be shoulder season. Hopefully fires will have died out by then too and smoke abated.
  16. High is supposed to be 80 on Monday. Sweet, as long as the large fire near Madras doesn’t blow smoke south toward Bend. If Bend does get smoky, I’d head to higher elevations with presumably clearer air like the Cascade Lakes.
  17. How can you disparage a place so replete with bean pies? I guess that question answers itself.
  18. These are the kind of bumbling fucks who chide others for Trump Derangement Syndrome. Every accusation, blah blah blah.
  19. Don’t worry, the lege added this for the special session in a couple of weeks. I suspect they’ll make a big show of throwing (our) money around Kerr Co and surrounding flood prone areas while riding in on white horses. Never mind measures they defeated in the past that might have actually avoided this largely preventable tragedy.
  20. Or even a debit card? /no DR #accountingdadjokes
  21. I am genuinely sorry to hear things here bleed negatively into your personal life. It’s a persistent, passionate group of habitual line-steppers you interact with who you may not otherwise. Regulating that is fraught, and possibly not worth the exorbitant profits. It must be weird to be thrust into a quasi-journalist role of editing content. I’m not sure what you got into this for but it probably wasn’t that.
  22. I’m gruntled by the lineup, but with the new coach, and all the transfers both domestic and international, I have no real idea what to expect next season.
  23. This is another instance where Surly’s stated policy of not wishing harm to or death of another individual or individuals is tested.
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