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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. I asked my mom to buy that for me in high school. I think she was just happy I wanted a cookbook. The book disappeared mysteriously, way before its time. Roughly when she learned that the recipes are for pipe bombs and bathtub acid. I never did get to make that Burmese tiger trap.
  2. Dems: Al Franken resigns under pressure after apparently acting inappropriately. GOP: Even after sedition, you'll have to drag us out. The problem is that Trump's base and Rs in general haven't held him accountable in any real way. Cruz and Hawley are courting that base, doing the traditional silly contorted mating dance and dreaming that enough idiots will enable them to be unaccountable too. They may still turn out to be right. Come to think of it, Republicans have tolerated and often lionized lawbreakers on their Team for a long time. Nixon, Ollie North, Kyle the WI shooter are just a few. Maybe, just maybe people who choose to support the Republican Party should endeavor change that. Or honestly admit that you really do give safe cover to enemies of democracy on the reg.
  3. The gold Lame-accented walls are closing in around Trump.
  4. Dark Side of the Moon is what I’m feeling. The lunatics are in my hall.
  5. Just called. Urged Schroder to clarify and/or retract that statement, if it is indeed true. They took my name and address, said they’d pass it along.
  6. Well at least she’s contrite Apparently unfamiliar with FAAFO though.
  7. And extricate my heart from my throat.
  8. It’s so hard to keep up. Has Trump floated “It was just a misguided patriotic scavenger hunt organized by Don Jr” yet?
  9. This is my sense as well. Mental illness manipulated to serve an end. By a mentally ill President. The Republican Congress’ continued enabling of Trump Is where a lionshare of culpability lies. This was a reasonably foreseeable outcome.
  10. You’re all hung up on logic, man! This transcends logic. The proof is in the accusation. Cult leaders blame Antifa, cult followers follow and that’s all there is to it.
  11. Prohibition is also off the table I hope. If not I need to head to the dispensary, stat.
  12. Twice brings more reasoned, thoughtful content to this board than just about anyone. You are out of line. Be more selective with your understandable fury.
  13. It’s almost like an unhinged President demonstrably beholden to foreign interests has no sincere interest in protecting American institutions. If only we could have foreseen this. Seriously, none of this surprises me. If anything I’m encouraged by the low body count - but of course these same irrational forces have bravely resisted masks and themselves caused many needless deaths, so that calculus is complicated. We need to get the new admin in office come hell or high water. Then bring the pain dispassionately to all who have actively conspired to wound our precious homeland, be they foreign or domestic. As much as we’d all like to retire mentally to a safe place after this FUBAR admin, our country needs resolute persistence if it’s to remain a truly special place. Game fucking on.
  14. Lindsay G appeared to have continued observing a strict 5pm cocktail hour despite all the riotous hubbub. Dude was loose. NTTAWWT.
  15. This sweep makes me as happy as Biden’s November win. Far more unexpected to me though; I never indulged myself by even imagining it would come to pass.
  16. At least Hillary will never be President, right?
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