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  1. OK, which one of you fat lawyer assholes is already down in Florida for the game? https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/outback-steakhouse-sued-man-suffers-serious-bodily-injury-toilet-shattering-under-him A Florida man filed a lawsuit against Outback Steakhouse alleging that he was on a handicapped toilet when the seat "suddenly shattered and collapsed" while he was doing his business, resulting in injury. Michael Green said he suffered "severe bodily injury" during the incident at an Outback Steakhouse location along Southwest College Road in Ocala, according to the lawsuit. The injuries include "significant and permanent loss of an important bodily function" and "loss of capacity for the enjoyment of life," Green alleges in the suit.
  2. Part of the challenge of being a college coach is not running the tread off the tires of a great running back like Bijan. Sark protected Bijan's touches, Mack Brown with Ricky.. not so much.
  3. Not sure I agree with his Bishop at safety take. He just said the kid is 155 pounds and he wants to put him at safety in the SEC?
  4. I swear none of you guys actually watch football. If you don't think this guy could come in and play here, I don't know what to tell you.
  5. He gets all of his yards between the tackles and has very good vision and footwork in traffic. He always goes forward and is the exact type of back that we thought CJ Baxter was going to be. This is the type of guy that really makes Sarks system go, when we can reliably stay ahead of the chains and then dial up shots.
  6. Hold up.. Are you implying that Biffington Rodolphius Poggi somehow engaged in an activity that was unbecoming to the university, and/or not in the best interest of the team, and/or just some weird shit that only Mike Leach could get away with? I am shocked I tell you. Shocked.
  7. If Whittingham can come in and make use of Michigan’s resources, he will get everything stabilized very quickly. I bet they get 5-8 good seasons out of him. When you are suddenly in the hunt for national titles, I can see how that could invigorate someone to stay locked in a few more seasons.
  8. It would seem equally likely that his agent overplayed his hand and Texas called him on it. If he can go make an extra 100K playing somewhere else, then fine. He is a good player who showed up big against our rivals. He is not irreplaceable.
  9. I would settle for this being Oregon's year so that Phil Knight can take the foot off the gas pedal.
  10. This is the kind of logic that causes you to wind up marrying a 6.
  11. I met my local redass aggy friend for some humble pie this week. He proceeded to tell me how excited he was that they were able to make the playoffs for the first time since the 1940's. (continued below) When I asked him for clarification, he said that there was a tournament playoff format in college football in the 1940's before the bowl system, and that A&M had participated in said tournament to crown a national champion in the 1940's. Naturally, this sent me to the interwebs to confirm that of course he is an idoit, but there is somehow some more mythical aggie lore circulating around the echo chamber of college station about this. He then went on to tell me how excited he is for next year because he knows that Holman Wiggins is going to be a huge upgrade over Klein because he was at Bama. He also went on to tell me that Reed is going to be in the Heisman conversation next season because he will be a 3 year starter, and that Elko is going to have the defense playing like maniacs next year with a bunch of crazy portal additions. He is already locked and loaded on the front seat of the rollercoaster and it is going to be so fun to watch.
  12. Texas just clowning the field.
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