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Vertigo

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  1. On 12/27/2025 at 5:47 AM, Juicy said:

    Apparently biff did some rogue shit and now the expectation is that Whitt is going to coach the bowl game with casula and wink running the shows.

    Hold up.. Are you implying that Biffington Rodolphius Poggi somehow engaged in an activity that was unbecoming to the university, and/or not in the best interest of the team, and/or just some weird shit that only Mike Leach could get away with? I am shocked I tell you. Shocked.

  2. 2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    I was just trying to frame the abject idiocy and absurdity of this singular page in my head when I read your post. Someone new to this site or planet, stumbling into this page for whatever reason, would have no fucking clue what was going on here. None. I think this page is surging in like 4 different directions at once, and almost none of it has anything to do with the actual coaching staff at Texas.

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  3. 37 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

    I don’t hate Tech. Them clowning on aggy brings me joy. But that’s about as far as it goes - I’m not rooting for them in the CFP. I’m hoping for an IU win or UO as a secondary. 

    I would settle for this being Oregon's year so that Phil Knight can take the foot off the gas pedal. 

     

  4. I met my local redass aggy friend for some humble pie this week. He proceeded to tell me how excited he was that they were able to make the playoffs for the first time since the 1940's. (continued below)

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    When I asked him for clarification, he said that there was a tournament playoff format in college football in the 1940's before the bowl system, and that A&M had participated in said tournament to crown a national champion in the 1940's. Naturally, this sent me to the interwebs to confirm that of course he is an idoit, but there is somehow some more mythical aggie lore circulating around the echo chamber of college station about this. He then went on to tell me how excited he is for next year because he knows that Holman Wiggins is going to be a huge upgrade over Klein because he was at Bama. He also went on to tell me that Reed is going to be in the Heisman conversation next season because he will be a 3 year starter, and that Elko is going to have the defense playing like maniacs next year with a bunch of crazy portal additions.  He is already locked and loaded on the front seat of the rollercoaster and it is going to be so fun to watch.  

  5. I want out of all of our big OOC games. Fuck FOX, fuck ESPN. The CFP committee has definitively shown with their actions that these games will be punitive to the loser. 

  6. 41 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

    We'll probably never know for sure, but perhaps we posited an NIL haircut based on the end-of-season performance review, or at most, refused to match another purported offer. (cue the "but why?" gif) 

    I view him as good, but not great. I'm guessing this means that Arch didn't fight too hard to keep him, either. Whatever--we'll need to hit the portal hard for a proven WR1. 

    Word is that he came back and tried to renegotiate again after two previous negotiations, plus signing day shenanigans when he put a gun to our head and renegotiated then. Quality player, but not worth top tier money. 

  7. 3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

    Bobby mentioned on YouTube this morning that Reed is asking for a very, very high NIL number for 2026.

    I'd tell him to kick rocks. There are probably 5 QBs already in the portal I would take over Reed in a heartbeat. 

    Everyone made all of this noise about his improvement this year, but I saw the same exact guy as last year. He was a better passer inside of 15 yards, and definitely more decisive, but under pressure he reverted to his mean and just tossed up errant throws for interceptions after his first read was taken away. 

  8. 10 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

    So my LG TV died this morning 41 days after the 5 year warranty expired (get fucked LG). So to watch this game I went to a local bar wearing a Texas hat. 

    By the 3rd quarter I’d educated the bar about how ass backward aggy is and they now know it’s a fake military cult. 

    So I thank LG for helping educate some Pennsylvanians about aggy being aggy.

    This sounds like Jordan Belfort's recounting of his night at the country club to the police in Wolf of Wall Street. Can I get the CCTV footage where you threatened to beat up the bus boy and dry humped the pinball machine?

  9. 11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

    I would’ve said Muschamp by a landslide when Sark originally wanted him and still give him the edge now, but less so because PK was impressive 

    I thought PK was excellent. The main gripe I have about him is that he let his secondary coaches call the coverages behind him. That is why we got all of those discombobulated coverages at odd times. Muschamp ties the coverage to the defensive call, which is how it should be. 

  10. 20 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:


    Fud Jr plays soccer left footed, dribbles a basketball left handed, shoots right handed, does everything baseball RH

    I am similar... throw left handed, bat left handed, kick left footed, play golf right handed, shoot/bowl right handed, write right handed. 

  11. 32 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

    I will be infiltrating enemy territory tonight.  My wife is a Sooner, and I'm not going to say no when a friend gifts Champions Club tickets to a CFP game.  Weather should be perfect.  I'm just gonna roll with it and enjoy the night... and maybe a little schadenfreude no matter which team loses.

    There are worse ways to spend a Friday evening. 

  12. 11 minutes ago, TXRed said:

    I hope he stays. I Feel like everyone gave up on him a little too quickly this season after coming off an ACL injury and having Akina coaching him. I think he will be much improved next year. 

    Really hoping he returns to form, he played really well before his injury. Although I think even before injury he could be had in the pass game. 

  13. 1 hour ago, William Bludworth said:

    Tim Drevno, hands down. Give him the keys and stop fucking around. Let him recruit his own guys since he actually recruits 4-5* guys and then fills in the rest appropriately. Dude worked for Harbaugh at Stanford, Michigan, and he worked with Ohio State last year with their line

    Sounds like a real upstanding guy that has zero red flags whatsoever. 

  14. 42 minutes ago, Red Five said:

    He'll probably get a couple of part time jobs in the spring to help make ends meet. 

    Warby Parker is about to get pulled into aggressive renegotiation. 

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