Posts posted by Vertigo
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18 minutes ago, Helobious said: Had to look up Gatlin Blair. Apparently has been on an LDS mission the past 2 years and will join the Ducks this spring. I thought being an elite Mormon athlete and not going to BYU would get you excommunicated.
If memory serves, he runs something like a 10.1 100. Hope he kept that speed up riding his bicycle around Tonga.
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I looked up Spetic's misses out of curiosity. From this year we have:
35 minutes ago, satyanash said: Memphis vs. Georgia State, 46-yard FG attempt from the left hash. Plenty of leg, but hooked well left
Memphis vs. Arkansas, 46-yard FG attempt from dead center. Plenty of leg, but hooked well left (again)
Memphis vs. South Florida, 45-yard FG attempt from dead center. Plenty of leg but misses it just left of the upright.
Memphis vs. Navy, 31-yard FG attempt from the left hash. You guessed it, he hooked it well left. Really bad miss.
Memphis vs. North Carolina State, 56-yard FG attempt from the left hash. Fell short and hooked left.
No blocked kicks, mishandled snaps, or any other issues. IDK what Banks sees in this guy tbh. Pretty average.
How many times did you cum watching these highlights?
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2 hours ago, satyanash said: "Marcel and Arch had pretty even stats"
Player A: 234/377 for 3,169 yards, 25 TDs, 12 INTs & 104 car, 493 yards, 6 TDs
Player B: 248/404 for 3,163 yards, 26 TDs, 7 INTs & 92 car, 400 yards, 10 TDs
Doesn't take a genius to figure out who was the better quarterback this year.
Now do stats against top 25 teams for both of those guys..
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OK, which one of you fat lawyer assholes is already down in Florida for the game?
https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/outback-steakhouse-sued-man-suffers-serious-bodily-injury-toilet-shattering-under-himA Florida man filed a lawsuit against Outback Steakhouse alleging that he was on a handicapped toilet when the seat "suddenly shattered and collapsed" while he was doing his business, resulting in injury.
Michael Green said he suffered "severe bodily injury" during the incident at an Outback Steakhouse location along Southwest College Road in Ocala, according to the lawsuit.
The injuries include "significant and permanent loss of an important bodily function" and "loss of capacity for the enjoyment of life," Green alleges in the suit.
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On 12/27/2025 at 7:49 AM, Getafix said: Tom Loy (247 Sports) gushes over our 2026 class. Fun read.
TL;dr for indolent -
Jermaine Bishop - best pound for pound player in the class, better than Travis Hunter at this stage, likes him even more at safety, Malachi Toney is a comp.
Dia Bell - developed in to one of the smoothest, most polished passers in all of high school football
Loaded class overall - Atkinson, Okpala, Wesley, Matthews, Cooper, Carlton, Johnson
Thinks this class will help us win a title in the next four years.
Note - several players mentioned as "day one contributors." Nothing on the OL.
Not sure I agree with his Bishop at safety take. He just said the kid is 155 pounds and he wants to put him at safety in the SEC?
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13 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said: Scudero had a whopping 60 yards against our vaunted pass defense and. Produced less than 75 yards against defensive powerhouses such as Utah State, Air Force, Nevada and Fresno state. Idk what it is with yall that are so fixated on the guy that played for San Jose state and previously for….checks notes… Sacramento state. Btw, Sacramento, just like San Jose and Fresno, is a city and not a state.
I swear none of you guys actually watch football. If you don't think this guy could come in and play here, I don't know what to tell you.
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20 hours ago, Tex-19 said: Fair question imo. If you take out LIU and FSU, the numbers aren't exciting. He certainly passed the eye test against Texas but still only 4.0 ypc in that game.
One thing that's encouraging is 5.3 ypc despite not having a run longer than 26. That means he probably doesn't get stuffed much and is a good short-yardage back.
He gets all of his yards between the tackles and has very good vision and footwork in traffic. He always goes forward and is the exact type of back that we thought CJ Baxter was going to be. This is the type of guy that really makes Sarks system go, when we can reliably stay ahead of the chains and then dial up shots.
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On 12/27/2025 at 5:47 AM, Juicy said: Apparently biff did some rogue shit and now the expectation is that Whitt is going to coach the bowl game with casula and wink running the shows.
Hold up.. Are you implying that Biffington Rodolphius Poggi somehow engaged in an activity that was unbecoming to the university, and/or not in the best interest of the team, and/or just some weird shit that only Mike Leach could get away with? I am shocked I tell you. Shocked.
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9 minutes ago, deech said:It seems to me that Wisner was attempting to leverage our lack of RB depth in our bowl game in an attempt to get more money. I mean if he has frank discussions earlier regarding his status, he should have hit the portal three weeks ago. So it could be that Texas said something like let's see how things go before we talk final NIL numbers, but the more likely scenario is he knew a few names were jumping to the portal in the RB room and was hoping that would make Texas desperate to meet his NIL ask so we had a RB to play in the bowl game.
It would seem equally likely that his agent overplayed his hand and Texas called him on it. If he can go make an extra 100K playing somewhere else, then fine. He is a good player who showed up big against our rivals. He is not irreplaceable.
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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:
I was just trying to frame the abject idiocy and absurdity of this singular page in my head when I read your post. Someone new to this site or planet, stumbling into this page for whatever reason, would have no fucking clue what was going on here. None. I think this page is surging in like 4 different directions at once, and almost none of it has anything to do with the actual coaching staff at Texas.
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37 minutes ago, randomhorn said:
I don’t hate Tech. Them clowning on aggy brings me joy. But that’s about as far as it goes - I’m not rooting for them in the CFP. I’m hoping for an IU win or UO as a secondary.
I would settle for this being Oregon's year so that Phil Knight can take the foot off the gas pedal.
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I met my local redass aggy friend for some humble pie this week. He proceeded to tell me how excited he was that they were able to make the playoffs for the first time since the 1940's. (continued below)
When I asked him for clarification, he said that there was a tournament playoff format in college football in the 1940's before the bowl system, and that A&M had participated in said tournament to crown a national champion in the 1940's. Naturally, this sent me to the interwebs to confirm that of course he is an idoit, but there is somehow some more mythical aggie lore circulating around the echo chamber of college station about this. He then went on to tell me how excited he is for next year because he knows that Holman Wiggins is going to be a huge upgrade over Klein because he was at Bama. He also went on to tell me that Reed is going to be in the Heisman conversation next season because he will be a 3 year starter, and that Elko is going to have the defense playing like maniacs next year with a bunch of crazy portal additions. He is already locked and loaded on the front seat of the rollercoaster and it is going to be so fun to watch.
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41 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:
We'll probably never know for sure, but perhaps we posited an NIL haircut based on the end-of-season performance review, or at most, refused to match another purported offer. (cue the "but why?" gif)
I view him as good, but not great. I'm guessing this means that Arch didn't fight too hard to keep him, either. Whatever--we'll need to hit the portal hard for a proven WR1.
Word is that he came back and tried to renegotiate again after two previous negotiations, plus signing day shenanigans when he put a gun to our head and renegotiated then. Quality player, but not worth top tier money.


2026 Texas Coaching/ Support Staff Thread
in 🤫$9.95🤫
In an alternate universe where he took you up on the offer, ctj getting his ass kicked by Eric Nahlin in a parking lot might make for a new texags documentary.