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turtlepond

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  1. I wonder how that Saban mystique is going to shine after Sarkisian modholes him, again, this season down in Houston in 3 weeks...
  2. Even my fraternity "song" isn't as embarrassing as that fight song. And the fraternity song was 3 degrees past nauseating...
  3. It’s like none of these portal kids in sheepville ever learned that the real money is in the sunflower seed game….
  4. Wait a gosh darn minute.... Grandy's is still in business? And their website says there's one about 4 blocks from my office (walking distance, albeit head on a swivel) in downtown Dallas? Ewers talk is good. But, now I've got to go get some of those biscuits. The last Grandy's I ate at was in Weatherford, off of I-20, at least 25 years ago.
  5. If they fire James Fisher, would there be anyone here willing to help the Surly crowd claim that sweet, sweet "National Champions 2***" trophy they gave him when he arrived in Gomerville the first time? I'd be willing to go in for Tree Fiddy...
  6. Umpiring in the next 3 games is going to make this crew blush with their rigged calls
  7. We’re gonna be in a money whipping fight with aggy soon. And we’re going to choose the wrong coach, again, again
  8. Since oil isn't popping into $100 + territory before NSD1, aggy is stuck with James Fisher again, are sunflower seed bags really able to hold a ton of $???
  9. You’re telling me that Murphy can’t beat out Ewers? Fuuuucccckkkk….
  10. only thing I know shit about is hernias....i had a nasty bilateral hernia repaired in May. It took 8 weeks to feel somewhat normal, but i lost an easy 6-8" in wingspan, so there's that....still have 2 appendii (sp?).. Yeah, appendii...
  11. Sorry to rewind....does having a punchable face AND a nasty cocaine nose make a bad combination? asking for billy liucci....
  12. Aggy “code” doesn’t say shit about covering up an embedded rape culture, so maybe art really is their guy…
  13. last week those inbred turds were hoping that llk choked on a cornhusk and died in her front yard. She gives them a glimmer of hope, they follow here like the fucking pied piper, she shows she's full of shit, and they're back to last week. never change, aggy. never, ever change.
  14. of course they're all in on Ritz Bitz, again. He just hired Bill Belichick to be their DC, to pair with Andy Reid and Kyle Shannahan splitting OC roles. Isn't that the explanation for the bull rush of 5-stars to that sheep-humping, 2nd tier university?
  15. This site can get too harsh on Ketch. When I want a hot take on Buffalo wings, there’s absolutely NOBODY better in the business to go to…..if your hands aren’t permanently stained with butter and cayenne, GTFU…. Regarding actual portal shit, what’s a good guess on how many on the roster will jump in and test the waters?
  16. Glad to read that nobody expects this team to execute a clean game and win in a dominating fashion....because that ain't who this team is.
  17. Jesus H Tapdancing Christ… do some of you actually think Urban would be on the table again to land in Austin? If so, this board needs to moderate and ban any mouthbreathing fuckhead that thinks this is a legit option….dude is a walking cancer, he already pissed on Belmont’s leg, and our high and mighty big cigars think this program is too good to stoop to him.
  18. Rhule will take the Nebraska job. Traylor will get snatched up somewhere before Texas is in the market. patterson seems content to be an analyst until a low-risk/high-reward gig appears. who else makes the potential future list?
  19. Patterson should kick Sarkisian right in the taint for that performance. 2 months ago, who would’ve thought the defense would be the lone positive to this program?
  20. That Kwiatkowski is still employed by the school is the fucking 10th wonder if the world.
  21. A win is a win is a win. OSU, TCU and KSU are going to buttfuck this Texas defense into Bolivia.
  22. Bulldogs gonna blow this game, aggy gonna get Alabama without Young. Lucky isn’t a strong enough word to describe aggy football. Notre Dame doesn’t have shot on aggy luck
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