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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. nooooo…i’m not shithouse rat crazy. i’m the just normal kind of everyday crazy…while still firmly believing in evidence based medicine, applying scientific method with an eye on paradigm shifts via Kuhn/Feyerabend/Davidson, hiring and giving complete deference to experts with exceptional education, credentials and applicable experience, unlimited funding for R&D, encouraging debate within the scientific/medical community with an eye on building consensus, and staying the fuck out of their way to let them do their job while acting as their advocate regardless of the political costs, and finally having the courage to speak truth to power in a timely manner. I do however share his views on preventative action via encouraging healthy lifestyle changes, proper nutrition and age appropriate exercise routines. that said, please hate fuck your own face for comparing me to that troglodyte. 😉
  2. i was a bit angry, naive and juuuuust a bit whacked back then, using that possibility as another tool to further my spiral and strengthen my self-deception and denial about where my life was at. nowadays I’d be all “i’m just a normal drug addict in long term recovery who’s seen some shit and I’m asking for YOUR vote! but yo…i get that i didn’t rape 37 women and chug hooker piss to inoculate myself against the character attacks you’re sure to lob my way based on my addiction, and i guess that is my fault. so excuse me while i whip this out…to get your vote!” ”here all night folks! tip your waiters and waitresses. and don’t forget your free fentanyl on your way out.”
  3. Democrats are lacking a sensationalist, bomb throwing, truly funny mother fucker. hell we’re completely devoid of humor in general. someone who pops off and talks massive shit while truly not giving the first fuck about who gets shrapneled would go a long way toward helping mass the troops, then they turn over the reigns to a get-shit-done “i know people who’ll make your ass disappear” mean ol’ fuck kinda like LBJ who happened to have a massive wand between his legs and who has left a giant trail of hot bitches in his wake would be ideal. where are those fellas, you ask? well I’m right here and i am both. i alone can fix this.
  4. what? grab my nut, get screwed oww, here comes my Shoalin style
  5. if that's the case then i'm the most neurotic mothefucker in the galaxy...
  6. nothing surprising about that...MAGA is nothing more than a coalition of techbros, nationalistic evangelicals and libertarians.
  7. New Mexico right now…
  8. y’all being played. they know this will get tossed, but it’ll have served its purpose of distracting the minions glare at Trump for their now shittier lives, empty pantry and unemployment onto an already suspect judiciary he’s been subverting since day 1 and before. pay no mind to the squirrels…
  9. active addiction is a bugaboo. keep fucking that chicken, Pete. those of us that know…we see you for who you are.
  10. lol… https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGbuKUyAeot/?igsh=MXhkZ3AwdDhkeGJzeg==
  11. pfft...64 hours is a good warm up at my age. nowadays it takes me all night to do what i used to do all night.
  12. child's play...we would deuce on a paper plate, unscrew the a/c vent cover in the victim's dorm room, insert said plate of shit into the duct, and screw the vent cover back on. the howls and resulting chaos after the vic spent a full hour plus trying to locate the offending turd was somewhat comical. this method also works well in duck camps...
  13. personally having a hard time believing this is a sin...
  14. i would’ve onboarded you after you interviewed had followed his advice and bought “tiny” classified ads instead of those trucks you bought. but you didn’t. as one of the Cutco assistant regional sales manager over Tyler/Longview i have to trust you to do things the Cutco way instead of thinking you know better. i hope you’ve since learned your lesson
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