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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. it’s going to have a dramatic effect on my job as a criminal defense lawyer, both good and bad.
  2. my mom graduated from PATJ with her...class of 1960. dad graduated in '58 from Bishop Byrne.
  3. fify...
  4. https://tenor.com/view/micro-penis-little-wiener-small-gif-15535013
  5. scale that motherfucker at the car wash. i shit you not...
  6. my iridologist says you’re full of baloney...
  7. gotta scale it, my man...otherwise can’t eat that delicious crispy skin. btw, i scored your scaly mom with the skin on...
  8. y’all ‘member when GR tried to convince everyone he was a physician early in the Covid thread? despite it being patently obvious he wasn’t a doctor, he steadfastly kept lying. cuz i ‘member... he’s just piece of shit with an inferiority complex...probably has a micropeen. he’s the rare guy that you laugh at humiliatingly while simultaneously pitying. he’s certainly not worth anyone’s anger.
  9. Penang checks the boxes...
  10. because you’re hot af and make my loins tingle...
  11. pro-tip...if you don’t want the deal with the time and mess of deep frying, many a time i’ve coated them in olive oil, doused them with Zestful or the equivalent, and grilled them. and it’s outstanding.
  12. chugging water by the gallon 12 hours later...feel like Spongebob got trapped on the beach.
  13. don’t need to be live, bro. many a cleaned, frozen blue has met its final end coated in Zestful and deep fried. what you want to look for is whether they’re full.
  14. loved that place...and El Charro right down the road.
  15. yeah...that shit wore like smoke. but it was a badge of honor to let everyone know you fucking gnoshed. best meal i ever had was the broiled red snapper and bbq crabs at Al’s Seafood on Gulfway Dr in PA for my birthday one year, after my dad and i smoked full limits of trout and redfish on Sabine one morning )i have a fall birthday). there’s nothing that will ever top that. and i’ve had some damn fine meals over the years from Beard winners to Michelin star places. that meal stands alone...
  16. Jesus fuck...it was in the past 10 years that platter service (aka all you could eat) bbq crabs was $26.00 at Sartin’s on Nederland Ave. the catch was that everyone at the table had to order it, too. which ain’t no thing to locals but miffed visitors.
  17. TexJoy Seasonings in Beaumont poached the recipe and it’s a damn fine counterfeit.
  18. Zestful seasoning... grew up in the Triangle getting my grub on those pockets of crustacean ambrosia. easily eat my weight in them to this day...
  19. had a long day at work, a brutal workout, just got back from my meeting and i haven’t had a damn thing to eat yet. i’m tired, sore and hangry. but this shit here made me legit laugh shat...
  20. damn right would...
  21. Albright deviates all the time. if it’s a dope case and your client is trying to get it right via treatment, meetings, etc. he won’t hesitate to do a downward departure, oftentimes jaw droppingly south. if your client continues in his ways or doesn’t do shit about fuck, he throws the hammer down hard and fast. he’s a huge advocate for recovery, that much i do know. hence my comment about maybe doing some federal work.
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