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Onboard 2.0

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  1. Well.... THAT's totally not gay....
  2. Well, you sure as shit don't want her going down on you. You'd never get out form under her. Hell, the Surly motto should simply be...... "would".
  3. Yeah, not sure how much capacity you're gonna get with members that close to a corner.
  4. I thought Grendel wouldn’t stick his Dick in anything if memory serves
  5. Dude, this is surly throw a rock, and you’ll hit one.
  6. I had a Zoom call meeting with a client this morning. Turns out he's in Ukraine now. We had a long talk about what he thinks is happening, and will happen going forward. He's not that worried about what's going on, says the bars, and restaurants are all full. People are going about their daily business. His biggest concern is he's got to go to Budapest for business, and is concerned he may not be able to get back in country. He's of the opinion it won't be a full scale invasion, but more of a land grab to solidify his Crimean holdings. He doesn't think Russia will be happy with the outcome because Ukraine is stronger than it was 8 years ago. No idea how much of what he says is good intel, but talking to him this am he just wasn't that concerned.
  7. I always wanted to do the great white cage thing, had it scheduled when we were in S. Africa back in '14, but bad weather canceled it.
  8. Talk about bad sequels...yeah, that's about what I'd expect you'd get from kids today. The sound track alone to JAWS is scarier than that badly made sequel.
  9. Yeah, remember listening to that documentary. He tried to film it drunk, but was too drunk, and it didn't work I believe. They had to film it over. He was a mean drunk apparently.
  10. If yer lucky. There may be worse ways, but death by a savage shark attack just freaks me out a bit. Leave me my nightmares intact.
  11. What a fucking great scene. That was most peoples introduction to the USS Indianapolis incident.
  12. He was a Happy Meal just waiting to be eaten.
  13. Gotta love Surly... people spending time on the internet finding more and more horrid ways to die .. just for the laughs........
  14. It's all Amityville in waiting during the Summer......... isn't it ?? Standing on the beach, and looking just 8' off shore, knowing a 12 footer was there 3 months before was creepy.
  15. Again, not freaked out to the point of phobia. I just have vivid images of shark attacks (first release of JAWS generation as well), and they are savage as fuck looking. Bears are just as bad, but I'm not not going in the woods.
  16. Yep seeing JAWS when it was first released as a kid ? Nobo0dy wanted to go in the water that Summer, kids and adults. You have a great list of horrific ways to die. So with death by bear add Lion, and Tigers... (oh my). Being burned alive is going to be the worst......... that is until you pass out from the pain of course.
  17. Some would say venturing into those waters IS suicidal.
  18. I don’t have that kind of abject fear, but I can tell you the beach we swim at, two Thanksgivings ago there was a 12-15 foot great white shark named Mary pinging 8’ offshore where we swim in the Summer. There’s shark tagging research group that’s tags them and has an FB page. I think it’s OSearch or something similar. There are a lot of bull sharks in those waters, and there have been more than a couple incidents along that beach the last 5-10 years. It doesn’t keep me out of the surf, but I do pick and choose times of the day to stay out. sharks freak me out a bit, yeah.
  19. There are ways to die, and there are ways you don’t want to die. And shark attack is about the worst way I can imagine. I have horrible visions of dying that way.
  20. Oy vey, whatever sport.
  21. People were asking about rubber strap sources
  22. Not to butt in, but they got their shit pushed in badly by the Russians in WWII and there’s still a collective angst. At least that’s what I’ve read in a couple sources.
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