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Eskimohorn

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  1. Benghazi was a bigger deal because it was not just easy to pronounce but had some flair to the name
  2. Decent set of lungs
  3. Sounds like smokescreen, like Jerrah revising history after he traded Micah right before the season. You believe the press releases and “people in the know”? The timing reveals the truth - before the trade deadline as the Adelsons were pushing for legalized gambling. Weird stuff going on. Not waiting after the season to make a blockbuster trade. The aftermath reveals the truth. Between missing the playoffs and the lottery results, your unsuspecting owner theory loses steam as Nico wasnt fired at that time. An ownership seeing the fan backlash and poor product would have to do something.
  4. I feel like Im taking crazy pills that “pre-emptive” pardons are and were ever a thing. It reeks of corruption. Like a President wouldnt even have all the facts, wouldnt know the defense, wouldnt see sworn testimony or evidence. I get that it’s a check on judicial overreach, but a “reach” hasn’t even happened yet. And, when the pardoned is a co-conspirator of the pardoner, what the actual fuck? Come on founding fathers, you fucking suck.
  5. It wrote itself. Would have been epic if they riffed what RFK Jr was doing when he evacuated, maybe joining Josh Hawley running away.
  6. Well I referenced a classic joke from that roast where she made fun of Brady losing crypto and she mocked Gronk as a caveman knowing that crypto “not real money.” She killed it. Tell me is this you?
  7. Adam McKay should take on a dark comedy of a reverse redemption story, where a man gets crippled in an accident, gets his, then becomes a bigger piece of shit somehow, burning bridges behind him. In fact, it could be juxtaposed with FDR, who was a snobby New Englander with unbridled ambition. Then after being crippled with Polio he led the world thru two great crises, working with his social justice warrior wife to help the many unfortunate.
  8. For weird reasons hes in a luxury box at a football game swearing in soldiers, who may be on the field or stands. So I guess they do the “state your name” recitation. FOX will cover it as democrats booing the military.
  9. Whats your deal? Did you even watch the whole thing? Even Gronk was like “Me Know Nikki Glaser funny.”
  10. How about 4 quarters of dominant football against…UTEP and San Jose St? This year is a lot like 2018. Every game showed amazing potential, then a struggle.
  11. I didnt have the “entire oline on the ground gif” from the UTEP game. I suspect when Kirby obliterates our pass protection schemes we’ll be begging for some Ivy Leaguers.
  12. Narrator: Mangino took them to the Orange Bowl 3 years later
  13. Bill Walton was absolutely my favorite announcer in the NBA back in the day. The Ali Baba game was atrocious. RIP
  14. Golden wasnt the guy at first and Worthy had consistency and injury issues. We’re seeing our receiver are fine. Ive been underwhelmed at tight end.
  15. They are literally being sent here by other jurisdictions and private prisons. Been happening for years. But yes, outside of some homeless camp eradication efforts by the State, Austin has a pretty tolerant reputation along with fair weather.
  16. Cheney only believed in power. Masterminds of the invasion of Iraq after 9/11 dont believe in anything but power.
  17. I’m sorry, man. I wasn’t listening.
  18. Better hydrate for Dick Cheney. Havent seen where his final resting place will be. Maybe Wyoming?
  19. Humor works when you’re punching up or poking fun at yourself. You can also make fun of people you respect or like, but that comes with wit and nuance.
  20. Yeah, I think Dons storyline would have been enhanced if Betty and kids were completely written off. Have 1-2 powerful episodes where he completely abandons them. Then like Ben in Friends, no more kids.
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