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Eskimohorn

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  1. Secret to longevity
  2. This is how you enjoy them Hallmark Hotties (nsfw) https://r.tapatalk.com/shareLink/topic?share_fid=2053247&share_tid=33034&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Esurlyhorns%2Ecom%2Fboard%2Findex%2Ephp%3F%2Ftopic%2F33034-Hallmark-Hotties&share_type=t&link_source=app
  3. The Texans is a name that was settled on. Its generic as fuck. Its like something Jim Gaffigan would make fun of “Hey what should our team name be?” “ummmmmmm, the houstonnnm, tex……ans!” “yeah the Houston, Texans” “what should our colors be” [looks at the flag in the room] “red, white, and uh blue!” UH and Rice homage unis for the Oilers were sweet. In this day in age, having an interesting and authentic brand for a major sports team is rare. Id estimate the Oilers being in Houston would increase their value over a billion dollars.
  4. How do we not have a new Oline coach?
  5. Take this whole discussion to DT
  6. This was first but whatevs
  7. Trump will pull a Clarence Beeks and give his cronies a sneak peak before releasing jobs and inflation numbers.
  8. I didn’t sign up for this site to read people bicker about the efficacy of internal control consultants.
  9. Chad Scott out as RB coach Neal Brown advisor to North Texas
  10. GW would not stay any of those things outside of debt. He would have hanged all of the Jan 6 insurrectionist leaders.
  11. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/austin-energy-employee-allegedly-paid-980k-to-fictitious-vendors-city-auditor-says/ I applaud the city for finding and prosecuting fraud. Keep up the good work.
  12. Its called Theatre Arts
  13. His sophomore year at Alabama to open the year he was unblockable. I was pleased that SEC refs actually could call holding, which we would not see over multiple seasons in the Rig12.
  14. As in Birmingham, Sweden.
  15. Even Collinsworth knew what the KC linebackers tendency was on first down. Blow up run plays.
  16. Remember that pull up scene in Sixteen Candles when Jake asks Meat what he thinks about Molly Ringwald’s character? I don’t. Ashley Padilla is a normie.
  17. The Cheese It Citrus Bowl is emblematic of the incongruity of the college football system and subservience to desperate money grabs. You’re the Citrus Bowl in fucking Orlando, Florida. you cant find a fucking OJ sponsor. Or, a soft drink sponsor. Or, Disney. Or, airline sponsor. Or, caprisun. Or restaurant that serves things with citrus. You go with a processed Cheese snack? Make this make sense outside of some bullshit reason.
  18. Glad to see Saints win today
  19. Good Lord. You ignored everything else i said. VY was the best player on the best offense. He made Greg Fucking Davis a Broyles Award winner. They scored at least 40 points in every game outside of the Ohio State game where VY balled out. VY was fucking third in pass efficiency and ran for over 1000 yards. Did you even watch Vince play?
  20. Bush did not deserve it over Vince. You kidding me? Bush played with the previous year’s Heisman, who threw for almost 4000 yards to two awesome receivers behind the best offensive line. He padded stats against soft pac 10 defenses and Fresno St. He had two games with under 100 yards from scrimmage. ESPN pumped up his allpurpose yards but he was an aberage return specialists. And, he was a third down back behind Lendale White, their other running back who rushed for 1300 yards and 24 tds!
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