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Eskimohorn

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  1. Well I referenced a classic joke from that roast where she made fun of Brady losing crypto and she mocked Gronk as a caveman knowing that crypto “not real money.” She killed it. Tell me is this you?
  2. Adam McKay should take on a dark comedy of a reverse redemption story, where a man gets crippled in an accident, gets his, then becomes a bigger piece of shit somehow, burning bridges behind him. In fact, it could be juxtaposed with FDR, who was a snobby New Englander with unbridled ambition. Then after being crippled with Polio he led the world thru two great crises, working with his social justice warrior wife to help the many unfortunate.
  3. For weird reasons hes in a luxury box at a football game swearing in soldiers, who may be on the field or stands. So I guess they do the “state your name” recitation. FOX will cover it as democrats booing the military.
  4. Whats your deal? Did you even watch the whole thing? Even Gronk was like “Me Know Nikki Glaser funny.”
  5. How about 4 quarters of dominant football against…UTEP and San Jose St? This year is a lot like 2018. Every game showed amazing potential, then a struggle.
  6. I didnt have the “entire oline on the ground gif” from the UTEP game. I suspect when Kirby obliterates our pass protection schemes we’ll be begging for some Ivy Leaguers.
  7. Narrator: Mangino took them to the Orange Bowl 3 years later
  8. Bill Walton was absolutely my favorite announcer in the NBA back in the day. The Ali Baba game was atrocious. RIP
  9. Golden wasnt the guy at first and Worthy had consistency and injury issues. We’re seeing our receiver are fine. Ive been underwhelmed at tight end.
  10. They are literally being sent here by other jurisdictions and private prisons. Been happening for years. But yes, outside of some homeless camp eradication efforts by the State, Austin has a pretty tolerant reputation along with fair weather.
  11. Cheney only believed in power. Masterminds of the invasion of Iraq after 9/11 dont believe in anything but power.
  12. I’m sorry, man. I wasn’t listening.
  13. Better hydrate for Dick Cheney. Havent seen where his final resting place will be. Maybe Wyoming?
  14. Humor works when you’re punching up or poking fun at yourself. You can also make fun of people you respect or like, but that comes with wit and nuance.
  15. Yeah, I think Dons storyline would have been enhanced if Betty and kids were completely written off. Have 1-2 powerful episodes where he completely abandons them. Then like Ben in Friends, no more kids.
  16. The bigger factor was injuries and lost potential on the oline. Ewers injuries also played a role - ineffective in half the games he played. Anyone the depth on defense saved our ass
  17. He was solid in MI3, a secondary baddie used for misdirection. Also, tremendous in The Watch as the creepy neighbor, another well done misdirection.
  18. Stassney worries about schools catering to Furries. It keeps them up at night. Their pronouns “They/Them” because I dont have to refer to it as a “he/him” in keeping with Stassneys ethos.
  19. I enjoyed 2 games, yes. Miss St was a shit sandwich. The team had to exit the stadium like they stole something.
  20. We were preseason #1. Outside of the glorious 2nd half in the OU game and some good times against Sam Houston, the games have been a beating with large portions where I wish I was watching Nobody Wants This on Netflix with my wife.
  21. Well tell us how bonds work Einstein. The man asked a question. Enlighten us on when Austinites begin paying for something that has been tied up in legal and legislative controversy and could tentatively begin scaled down in 2027.
  22. Project Connect was a bond package. My guess is that it hasnt been activated yet.
  23. Mack looked annoyed that he was sharing the spotlight with the players during the 20th anniversary of the MNC. Maybe it was just my imagination but he didnt seem to be smiling with his eyes or enjoying himself fully. I will always have respect for his accomplishments here but we suffered thru four truly humiliating OU beatdowns during his tenure and one shutout. And, he shit on us on his way out leaving the cupboard bare.
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