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Sgt. Slaughter

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Everything posted by Sgt. Slaughter

  1. Haha. Doesn't shock me. I think hes hated everywhere hes played. ...and probably a few places he hasn’t.
  2. No habla espanol.
  3. You would think his Mom’s boyfriend could help him out with this.
  4. Be realistic, “extra attention” from your wife will last about 3 min. Bru McCoy will last 3-4 years.
  5. At least they’re consistent. Wonder what they did wrong the other 3 times.
  6. We should just end free agency and have superstars rotate around the league each year.
  7. I slong-swept your mom this weekend.
  8. This isn’t going to help the trek to 1000
  9. You know how I know you’re old?
  10. Don’t take that for granted. California is about to be split into 3 separate states.
  11. This. You think Aggy chose not to recruit these guys or these guys chose not to recruit Aggy?
  12. Good. He was too large for our 7-on-7 team anyways.
  13. What scotch do you drink with your morning coffee?
  14. Perfect scenario would be Faried +14 for 2nd rounder. Flip 14 + Powell for 4 + Parsons. I’m assuming finances would get tight for us and guarantees a few more years of suckage.
  15. Same as what pairs well with every other food group.......none.
  16. Because that’s how markets work. If you want your franchise to stay relevant, you don’t overpay for a guy just because he’s already on your team.
  17. Something out of the zone.
  18. ET. Hork ‘em!
  19. You know your mom hates it when you call her that.
  20. Bruce Jenner used to be a man.
  21. Sounds like you’re prepared for a career in journalism.
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