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Gatorubet

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  1. Yur kidding? Don’t you remember when the price of Biden eggs almost destroyed the country?
  2. “…caused by Trump’s tariffs” is clearly fake news.
  3. Well, it’s funky and cold…
  4. this is a great quote, but I’m not sure how many people will know about it because I would guess that most Trump fans are not reading the Wall Street Journal. Fortunately, Fox News has zeroed in on the important part, the “boom like no other.”
  5. Once they announce a tariff deal was made with the Falkland Islands, the Dow was going to go up 5%. Very strange times.
  6. I was happy to see the White House complained about Amazon attaching the cost of the price increases to the tariffs in billing paperwork. Even though Amazon crawfished - his followers do not watch real news and never would’ve known of the Amazon policy if they hadn’t overreacted in such a childish way. His followers do watch news from the White House and his social media vomiting, and now a lot of them learned for the first time that the tariff costs were going to be passed on to them. I swear to God, half of those smooth brains still think China is paying the tariff
  7. Weaker currency and lower stock prices. We are going to beat those shit-hole countries at their own game! Except the 94% lower egg prices
  8. My man! Setting up that sweet $3000 a year stock loss deduction for infinity
  9. Bloomberg this morning was bandying the concept of stagflation around. True, they did not predict it, but they allowed that it was an increasing possibility.
  10. I believe that the caption should say, “A Time-Out changes a man…”
  11. It calmed down once everyone realized that Generalissimo Francisco Franco was still dead.
  12. Youse…
  13. And crawfish Louisiana does not operate as smoothly as lobster Maine. Despite all of my city’s misgivings, this quote from a gentleman living in New Orleans in the 1870s is as accurate an assessment of my opinion and feelings as I could write.
  14. “ I plead guilty to all those horrible crimes that I agree I committed, but it is so unfair for me not to get a light sentence - it must be political…” I see where one of his staffers got time as well. those idiots were so stupid they didn’t even try to launder the money. Just took the money for election purposes and stuck it in his personal bank account. I want my white-collar criminals to have a little bit more savvy.
  15. Turrible SEC for Gata. 19 RPI. i’d like to sneak into a 3 seed at some bullshit regional, but we’re probably gonna be swept by you assholes.
  16. Near Dark. A 1980s vampire movie. Bill Paxton has never really impressed me with his range, but damn was he good as an evil vampire in this flick. There is a disturbing scene where the vampires visit some rural roadhouse bar. Does not work out well for the patrons. Paxton was just fantastic in it. Not academy award type stuff, but a fun watch.
  17. 192 this weekend. 30 lbs since I started. Two more pounds I’m gonna start weight training a bit instead of just cardio. Push-ups and chin ups were depressing with the extra 30 pounds. i’m hoping once I start weight training that my ancient metabolism will start sucking up a few more calories.
  18. gotcha. if I was a savvy investor, which I’m not, it would be a bit terrifying that all the non-savvy investors acting together could ruin my best laid plans in a volatile climate like this. i’m just gonna sit here in bonds and CDs until tariffs are fully implemented or we return to tariff status quo.
  19. Shyna cain’t steal from us if they don’t ship nuthin to us! Thet’s the art a the deal.
  20. public service announcement: if you were ever gonna cheat on your taxes, now is exactly the time to do it. The IRS is gutted.
  21. That’s probably 200 subcomponents of the trade deal with the island of Vanuatu. The real problem is trying to get all of those cargo cults on board.
  22. Would you mind giving me her number so I can text her? It looks like she won the lottery in a Third World country I’d rather not disclose right now - but I’d like to share the good news and try to help her transfer her winnings.
  23. I know. That’s why I asked for your opinion. No biggie.
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