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Gatorubet

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  1. The right people never seem to obtain adequate instruction in self-immolation.
  2. if she is 18, I have impure thoughts about her, but of course if she’s not, I don’t.
  3. The heat is on. The heat is on-on. The heat is on. It’s on the street.
  4. Gatorubet

    RIP Dickey Betts

    People down in Georgia come from near and far To hear Dickie Betts pickin' on that red guitar
  5. “ It’s just sort of like the flu and will be gone by summer” - Doddard
  6. there is a Wendy’s in South Dakota that needs a line cook there chubby
  7. He was off yesterday. Did he campaign? Why, no, no he did not. Does he have his own jet to take him places? Yes. Yes, he does. Shark gotta swim, Trump gotta lie.
  8. Excuse me?? The Parliamentarian has ruled that the topic currently open for discussion of the floor is clit ring viewing offers.
  9. Cancel culture is strong with this one. He wants to cancel all foreign policy and return to an American policy of Lord of the Flies by other countries is OK by me - so long as it’s not my country doing foreign policy junk. Cool brah. Who are we to encourage democracy, to request that genital mutilation end, to promote religious toleration, to demand other countries enact/adhere to policies for the sustainability of international fishing, or to interfere with those other countries God-given to perform genocide and junk…? Is your solution to let other countries have foreign policies that favor their individual countries’ interests - but we are not to do that? Inquiring minds at all.
  10. I don’t know all this fancy international law stuff, but it would seem that Russia blowing up infrastructure shit in Germany is kind of Article 5-ish.
  11. She is trying to start the prophesied End Times war between Israel and Mexico. See the Biblical Prophet Billy-Bob speaking of the Jew-Messican war in the Book of Hurr-Durr, a canonical Cowboy Church chapter following Revelation that somehow missed Nicaea.
  12. and my reeds, he means hammers…
  13. I would think so. By reposting it he is adopting the content as a view he also endorses. In his 10 billion posts you seldom see him posting things that he does not agree with. See defamation as an example. If I make some false negative things up about Twice, even though you don’t know if it’s true, if you pass on what I said, you can be sued for defamation. You have published it just as if it were the first time - even though it was not your idea and you just passed on juicy gossip. By someone repeating the thing that is read or heard, they are vouching for the validity of the content. Not an exact fit, but an analogy.
  14. The gag order that was entered specifically said he could not make comments about jurors or potential jurors. some of his violations were dicey because the gag order was not explicit enough and was vague on the issue involved this ain’t that. I’m sure he will be hit by some monetary sanction. That’s so small it is not a punishment, but the way contempt sanctions work is they start off slow and then increase in severity.
  15. Not sure I buy this. I envision more of an Andersonville pep talk .
  16. Just released footage of United States Senate dealing with Mike Johnson impeachment referral.
  17. https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/04/17/congress/mccarthy-group-ads-immigration-outside-republicans-00152863
  18. He was promised unlimited strikes. The best strikes, perfect strikes, really. Which makes sense, as any criminal defendant should be able to strike every juror from now until infinity, so the defendant won’t have to participate in any witch-hunt trials.
  19. “ and now at My Pillow, check out our newest product, the ‘Jowl Jewel’! An improved version of the famous airplane pillow, the Jowl Jewel provides much needed support to the contours of your neck, keeping your head upright, even when dozing! Upon landing, nobody will notice layers of drool and pieces of airline snacks hidden in your jowls, a must for those “gotcha” interviews!” “Me-sah can’t run Senate without it”
  20. Gentlemen: we have only seven likes between us. I’ve been sad all day. And then I realized we could develop a sativa strain of marijuana and call it “Blue Duck - Will Fuck U Up” - and be sitting on the beach earning 20% after sales take off…. We call our indica, “The Ledge”. ”Being on The Ledge is always better!” I need to work out some trademark things with Brisket.
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