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Gatorubet

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  1. #11 goes down
  2. Indiana looking to knock off Michigan State up by four with 45 seconds left up by four with 30 seconds left spartans make two clutch free throws down two 23 seconds 12 seconds Indiana up by one just trading fouls now, Indiana up by three One point game nine seconds Indiana drains two free throws Michigan State ball with nine seconds spartan misses second free throw Indiana rebound foul up by four with four seconds left so put a fork in it
  3. literally no post that Miller EP is posting on this page shows up on my iPhone. Very bizarre. It’s just a blank white screen or the thing that he quoted next to a white screen. edit and just like that, they show up
  4. I really don’t know much about basketball, but some of your guys seem to be standing there just watching other teammates play on the other side of the court and hoping they make their shots. That’s probably not good, right?
  5. I have not seen Texas play yet this year. You were not the tallest team in the conference are you? And yet a horn just drains a three
  6. #5 Tenn goes down, #7 Purdue loses to Meatchicken. Auburn and Gata cruise in second half.
  7. I used to yell at stupid Yankees, who let their grandkids run around near the edge of the 5 trillion ponds in Florida. Why more alligators don’t eat grandkid appetizers is beyond me. Their entire evolutionary background is to lay in muddy pond water next to the shore and then launch themselves out of the waterwith their tail to grab their prey and drag it in the water. They don’t care if Ashley and Jacob are visiting grandma. It’s not gonna be long before they find one of those big damn pythons with a large bump in its middle the same week some missing kid winds up on a milk carton
  8. “Now Kyle, I told you two coats of wax. Don’t try to con me!”
  9. No convictions.
  10. Big Blew
  11. Since I wanna flee this Trump shit hole, the closest thing to New Orleans culture wise, I can find as an ex-pat is the Island of Malta. The Golden Visa requirements just about wipes me out financially (I structured some annuity income for my retirement, but that won’t cut it with these guys. Lump sum contributions or fuck off ), so I’m trying to mooch off some rich relatives so I can retire there.
  12. Texas can take down new #1. New #2 is down with that.
  13. August 2nd Paratroopers Day in Russia gonna be slightly different this year
  14. That is why if I’m going to drill or plug or pump metal or give lead poisoning to an egg, I check my gat before. You know - my rod, my Roscoe, my heater, my piece, my Mohaska.
  15. thanks for destroying that woke age equals wisdom concept.
  16. More affirmation of my dad’s feelings. Listen to this Battle of the Bulge veteran tanker giving you his opinion of the 82nd airborne. edit: starts at the 9:33 mark
  17. I listened to a post game Auburn podcast, and it was fascinating. All they argued about was whether or not losing to Florida at a home increased or decreased their chances of winning in their matchup with Alabama two games from now. Bama is in Auburn’s head the same way Aggie thinks about Texas. Sad, really. They didn’t discuss how this loss might affect their NCAA tournament result chances or expose them to teams following Florida’s game plan - just that they needed to win the conference over the Tahd, and how they needed to avoid a letdown at Vanderbilt that could culminate in a loss to Alabama and then losing the SEC championship to Bama.
  18. Dammit. Now I want Randy Rainbow to sing his rendition of “Ball’s Deep in Jesus”
  19. I honestly did not see that coming. But me happy. Me very happy.
  20. Let’s not get all existential up in here…
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