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Gatorubet

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  1. I think you are confusing people who suggest things with those who announce things as a fact - like you just announced the “win” over Surly group think. Mostly people get pissed off by the Surly Right because they constantly pronounce theories and Fox News talking points as fact. The Surly CR Cabol has a little use for people who post talking points as fact with little or no analysis or detail.
  2. Yeah - well who did??? You??? <getting out sepuku sword>
  3. Erbody happy that J-Pow hinted that he did not rule out a rate cut. I would bet a beer that when the September 11 CPI report comes out it will give enough data that J-Pow will see the Market expecting to kick a winning field goal and instead go “due to concerning reduced employment data - and increasing tariff-related inflationary pressure - it is prudent to stay the present course and not to reduce rates at this time” the following week.
  4. And once upon a time, so was Pig. May the dirt burglars replicate Pig’s SEC football success.
  5. When we beat Ohio State in 2006, I reminded some buckeyes before the game that we had to play Bama and that our 2006 Homecoming opponent was LSU….who won it all the year before and the year after. The buckeyes had been crowing about having defeated mighty Michigan in a close game - (although Michigan wound up losing in the Rose Bowl).
  6. UEC up a tad over 9% today. What the hell, did Kazakhstan quit mining uranium?
  7. i’d rather swap South Carolina for Oklahoma as the third Florida pod member. I have no desire to set foot in the state of Oklahoma.
  8. For selfish reasons, I want to keep LSU. 1) because my son went there, and 2) because I can drive to games in Red Stick in 90 minutes. Plus, the tailgate food is much better in Baton Rouge than it is in Tennessee, and a night game at LSU is a must do experience. That big steep Vol stadium can be quiet as a church when those assholes are down, but the degenerates at LSU scream the entire game. And finally, I’m pretty sure if you look at the game closeness factor, that the majority of the games still have Florida and LSU Fighting for a last-minute score to win. Put another way, the LSU-Florida game is usually a better game than Tennessee-Florida. I do get more satisfaction beating Tennessee if that is the decider.
  9. “Well, gosh-darn it all, and please excuse that language, but golly, when you come to one of Jiffy Cancer Mart’s many drive-through facilities, you’ll see why we call it a HEALTHY-OSTOMY!!” * * insurance compensation likely may not apply, some physicians may not hold current medical licenses
  10. P/E? Yeah, it’s pretty extreme. BRRRRRRT!!
  11. 12-ish minutes till J-Pow speech start. ”…a small rate cut would be appropriate”, or ”I know this is Jackson Hole, but look at the size of that bear…..market, ‘cause no damn rate cuts Orange Man!”
  12. Prolly just the little white flag that the other spot was holding before he got nuked.
  13. “ if you can’t bang a stripper named Brandy behind a dumpster, why be a judge?”
  14. My God. That was incredible. I missed that when it came out in 2003, and now I have to watch it. Thanks for posting that.
  15. He was probably begging for his life at that point, Kentucky style. ”I’ll give you a half of these shiny new paper cups!”
  16. …and they probably need to remember to disinfect his gavel before giving it to the next judge.
  17. Like, the revelation that the sheriffs department does not have mandatory physical fitness requirements…
  18. Living alone, I don’t drink a whole hell of a lot of milk. That’s why the Fairlife milk with its ultra pasteurized long life winds up being cheaper for me. A half gallon of standard milk will go bad before I use it all.
  19. Twu, twu… if Ukraine did provide the president with those insulting quotes, I absolutely believe there’s nobody in the White House who informed him of the quotes at the time they happened. Orange toddler handling requires only happy news and flattering comments we brought to his attention.
  20. I can only go by the reporting, but I consider Julia Davis to be a generally reliable source on matters Ukraine/Russia. Google AI says that those facts have not been confirmed. However, the universally accepted fact that Trump is easy to manipulate (either by flattering, or by telling him that others are saying unflattering things), is a pretty well known thing.
  21. And yet you say nothing about someone owning two $5 half gallons of milk in the refrigerator… this is how a nation ends.
  22. As a cancer survivor, I read this and feel very conflicted. On one hand, fuck cancer. On the other hand, to quote a masturbating comic with a funny bit about peanut allergies, “…..maybe, just maybe…”
  23. Whomever convinced the Ukrainian delegation that they needed to collect all of the most offensive quotes from Russia state media about Trump -,and then give that to Trump when Zelenskyy visited Washington- that is playing beyond 5D chess.
  24. Cletus - “Muh IRA bought ‘em at $85. Man, imma be as rich as Trump…”
  25. Oh. Ignore the...Pulsating….shower massage 💆
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