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Gatorubet

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  1. i’d rather swap South Carolina for Oklahoma as the third Florida pod member. I have no desire to set foot in the state of Oklahoma.
  2. For selfish reasons, I want to keep LSU. 1) because my son went there, and 2) because I can drive to games in Red Stick in 90 minutes. Plus, the tailgate food is much better in Baton Rouge than it is in Tennessee, and a night game at LSU is a must do experience. That big steep Vol stadium can be quiet as a church when those assholes are down, but the degenerates at LSU scream the entire game. And finally, I’m pretty sure if you look at the game closeness factor, that the majority of the games still have Florida and LSU Fighting for a last-minute score to win. Put another way, the LSU-Florida game is usually a better game than Tennessee-Florida. I do get more satisfaction beating Tennessee if that is the decider.
  3. “Well, gosh-darn it all, and please excuse that language, but golly, when you come to one of Jiffy Cancer Mart’s many drive-through facilities, you’ll see why we call it a HEALTHY-OSTOMY!!” * * insurance compensation likely may not apply, some physicians may not hold current medical licenses
  4. P/E? Yeah, it’s pretty extreme. BRRRRRRT!!
  5. 12-ish minutes till J-Pow speech start. ”…a small rate cut would be appropriate”, or ”I know this is Jackson Hole, but look at the size of that bear…..market, ‘cause no damn rate cuts Orange Man!”
  6. Prolly just the little white flag that the other spot was holding before he got nuked.
  7. “ if you can’t bang a stripper named Brandy behind a dumpster, why be a judge?”
  8. My God. That was incredible. I missed that when it came out in 2003, and now I have to watch it. Thanks for posting that.
  9. He was probably begging for his life at that point, Kentucky style. ”I’ll give you a half of these shiny new paper cups!”
  10. …and they probably need to remember to disinfect his gavel before giving it to the next judge.
  11. Like, the revelation that the sheriffs department does not have mandatory physical fitness requirements…
  12. Living alone, I don’t drink a whole hell of a lot of milk. That’s why the Fairlife milk with its ultra pasteurized long life winds up being cheaper for me. A half gallon of standard milk will go bad before I use it all.
  13. Twu, twu… if Ukraine did provide the president with those insulting quotes, I absolutely believe there’s nobody in the White House who informed him of the quotes at the time they happened. Orange toddler handling requires only happy news and flattering comments we brought to his attention.
  14. I can only go by the reporting, but I consider Julia Davis to be a generally reliable source on matters Ukraine/Russia. Google AI says that those facts have not been confirmed. However, the universally accepted fact that Trump is easy to manipulate (either by flattering, or by telling him that others are saying unflattering things), is a pretty well known thing.
  15. And yet you say nothing about someone owning two $5 half gallons of milk in the refrigerator… this is how a nation ends.
  16. As a cancer survivor, I read this and feel very conflicted. On one hand, fuck cancer. On the other hand, to quote a masturbating comic with a funny bit about peanut allergies, “…..maybe, just maybe…”
  17. Whomever convinced the Ukrainian delegation that they needed to collect all of the most offensive quotes from Russia state media about Trump -,and then give that to Trump when Zelenskyy visited Washington- that is playing beyond 5D chess.
  18. Cletus - “Muh IRA bought ‘em at $85. Man, imma be as rich as Trump…”
  19. Oh. Ignore the...Pulsating….shower massage 💆
  20. Fake news. I see two 4s, libster…
  21. https://www.farmforum.net/story/news/columnists/2025/08/12/farm-and-food-file-tea-leaves-are-for-tea-hard-data-is-for-hard-choices/85625826007/ FWIW, this farm forum dude is not sunshine pumping the Trump administration tariff policies.
  22. You’re going to need a bigger pork butt…
  23. Hijacking the moose thread…
  24. It’s a shame you don’t have any wild pigs up there. A little pork in the sausage makes that lean deer/elk/moose sausage ‘mo bettuh. Maybe add some beaver?
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