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Gatorubet

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  1. is that like Aggy’s fighting chance to win the SEC?
  2. I guess with no funding NPR radio could just play this on an endless loop comes the spark. If any of you are American Revolutionary War history fans, you should be familiar with the Battle of Kings Mountain and how the militia responded to “Tarleton‘s Quarter”.
  3. A nice 10 pound weight loss, and yet…
  4. Twinsies. MRI and local surgeon said metastasized cancer in three places on my liver. My oncologist said those are hemangiomas. so I went to MDA. MDA did a needle biopsy while getting me ready for surgery to remove the tumors from my liver when it turned out they could find no cancer. Whomp whomp local surgeon.
  5. Great Sports has left the chat
  6. I guess the ”great” sports is subject to wide interpretation. Nor did my initial post suggest a limit of one possible remaining school. But, I do have a fondness for U Dub now that you bring it up.
  7. Meanwhile, in the Arkansas whites only conclave, sooiee pig stuff
  8. True. I bet her new suitors are amazed at how healthy she is. “American woman has all teeth and belly not too distended.. Only three childs…..can have 6 or 7 more.”
  9. Auto-bid is as auto-bid does. My chance of getting in Florida now with the grades I had then would be <check notes > approximately zero. Big prestigious state university with great sports? Does your kid enjoy burning couches?
  10. You’re just upset because 50 years from now people will be looking at the Mount Rushmore carvings and wondering why Trump’s head is damaged by so many drone hits, and how strikingly perfect the artists got Senator Collins’ furrowed brow.
  11. It was whispered (in Tagalog) into Raydog’s ear by a 15 year old Filipino sex worker with webbed feet and a penchant for buggery. Raydog then assigned a physics symbol to every Tagalog letter, and revealed the proof that the brother doesn’t exist in the second edition of his work. If you believe drunken Jimmy anyway…
  12. I used to worry because I was conflicted between buying more fentanyl or coffee. Now that coffee is becoming unaffordable, I have much less stress. Bless you, President Trump.
  13. GOP politicians are not getting within 100 miles of a Townhall meeting during the recess. Democrats should be bombing social media asking the question ‘why Republicans aren’t holding town halls right now? - and why did the FBI remove all the references to Trump in the files - Trump and his inner circle seem to be getting very wealthy right now - were they bought off by the deep state?” Just. Asking. Questions.
  14. you say what you have to say when potato sack number one is exhausted and your three hungry daughters keep asking you for potato sack number two.
  15. there are lots of crusty cancer survivors, who even with 2007 technology kicked cancers ass all over their body, even though cancer wasn’t willing to go easily. Everyone needs to ignore published statistics, as they are usually wrong and outdated and based upon studies from years ago, using old and lesser effective methods. Everyone should look at vanilla and say if vanilla can go through all that shit in 2007 and come out on top, there is no reason why that cannot be me. First, you need to decide that you are gonna be the one on the good side of the statistics. Because you are.
  16. Shark Tanks dreams….
  17. 10k shares of UEC. I bought it as a long-term uranium play expecting a more robust nuclear energy future. Probably because I worked in the nuclear power industry when I moved to Louisiana (before my completely accidental switch into law). if I lose everything on this one that’s fine, but I’m not going to sell this unless I need money to move to a foreign country when I need hospice. By then I think the shares will have increased to the point I can create a sex hospice chain catering to westerners that will keep my heirs in moolah forever.
  18. My bad dbeasy. it seems I’m a joker and a smoker and a midnight Toker. Even before midnight.
  19. Yikes, brother. That was almost me. I tweaked something in my stomach when I was twisting and lifting a gas generator. - like an idiot. So I had occasional twins of pain after that, but I associated it with the muscle strain from my bad lift positioning. My tumor was a 16th of an inch from breaking through the large intestine wall, so I assume if it had I would pretty much be exactly in your condition. You are beating the shit out of cancer, and you’re going to continue beating it until it rolls over on its scummy back in croaks “NED”, right before giving up the ghost and going to diseased body part hell. We’ll look on with adult beverages in our hands and laugh….
  20. Sawbones - what is the ICD-10 Code for cornea injury from mushroom dick poked in eye?”
  21. I had a massive tumor in my colon that the doctors could not believe I was unaware of. They wondered how I was even able to make a bowel movement. My surgeon said he almost “spanked its butt and gave it a name” when he took it out. And my CEA was only 4.0 when that happened. I understand that there is a ton of research on establishing better bio markers for all kinds of cancer going on right now. I could envision 20 years from now we all do blood draws every six months and they will know what the hell is going on inside us with a great deal of precision. Or they will be applying leeches and bleeding us to let out the bad blood humors
  22. ??? Not sure I follow Sarek. Some of my fraternity brothers knew some of the Chi Os we were about to have a social with from high school and such, and so we decided to go up the day before with a keg and have a pre-social party at the apartment where one of the Chi Os lived. Bundy attacked those girls at the Chi O house. None of us Florida dudes ever made it to the sorority house, given what happened, obviously. The terror it caused among people in Florida and college women after the FSU attack can’t be understated. All the women wandered around in groups, mostly, and many wanted some dude to escort them under the theory we would magically prevent an attack by Bundy, I guess. Not bad logic, as Bundy was known for attacking single women he conned into his car - the one with the door that would not work from the inside. Once he escaped from jail in Colorado, if I remember, right, he started taking more chances by attacking multiple people.
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