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Gatorubet

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  1. Rules. Did you forget where you were posting?
  2. I had a good day today, running around and catching up on a whole lot of errands I missed doing the last couple weeks when I was out of town on the weekend. I rocked this everywhere. I got called out a couple times during the day(at Home Depot, and while filling up gas), but I just gave them a blank look, and said “No entiendo, gusano!”
  3. My friends and I want to borrow your pool since you won’t be using it. Wait - you said PM.
  4. Gatorubet

    Getting old sucks

    I have to say Brat - that experience with your wife was just scary as shit. And it had to be terrifying for her. My mom was experiencing dementia and macular degeneration, leaving out a view of things right in front of her, but still insisted on driving. After my visits, her car mysteriously kept experiencing problems not starting. Her town had really excellent senior services and van’s to pick them up and take them to the grocery store and pharmacy, etc., so she eventually became comfortable doing that instead of driving. I took her car ”to the shop” < wink, wink, nudge, nudge, you know what I mean ?> until she forgot about it. You are probably going to have to tell her that you’re moving there and she can choose to be with you or not.
  5. Nope. Caffeine, the God’s gift to mankind, does me a solid.
  6. Gatorubet

    Getting old sucks

    I can say with almost 100% certainty that when elderly people move into assisted living, they always do it later than they should have. This includes my mom.
  7. About seven months ago, I decided to get more serious about losing weight. Old metabolism; makes it a bit harder. But I’m down 28 pounds so far, and shockingly I feel so much better. I was 222, now 195 this morning. Given the amount of work to do it, I’m not trying to be my 30-year-old weight of 160. My plan is to start weight training when I reach 190. I bought a universal gym and I’m setting it up in a spare bedroom with my treadmill. With weight training, I hope to try to replace remaining 10-15 pounds of fat with 10-15 pounds of muscle and call it a day. I realized that I eat lunch mostly out of habit and to take a break from work. I now realize that the break from work does not mean I have to shove food down my throat at lunch. I’ve been going for a 30 minute walk instead, and I am enjoying the absence of the food coma after eating a big lunch. This lets me cheat a bit at dinner and have slightly larger portions while still slow slowly losing weight. Once I accepted that 2 to 3 pounds a month is an acceptable weight loss I’ve been less inclined to quit because I didn’t have instant success. Congrats to everyone in a similar struggle.
  8. Since God created all of the elements that make up the various gases 6,000 years ago, it is my reluctant duty to inform you that the accident fact pattern makes you subject to the pre-existing condition exclusion.
  9. Wait! I thought he said he would use the art of the deal and stop the war in the first day. I guess the Deep State has invaded Russia too.
  10. Thank God, America is respected around the world again.
  11. Yeah…, but bacon taste good. Pork chops taste good. Fucking foreign women feels good. Getting Social Security payments feels good. I don’t have any grandchildren, so if I ever have them, by the time they reach the age of consent you will be too old to fuck them. But it’s true that a man needs a dream.
  12. I see that I have trapped you in my web of smartness. I am fat, dumb and way old. Which makes you wrong. Sit there in your wrongness and be wrong Mr. wrong guy.
  13. Why is your smooth brain and your tiny gerbil dick telling you to make stupid mouth words on this board?
  14. And yet, when enough people think that the market is going bad and the economy in the future is going to be bad, the collective will can turn into a recession, whether or not the underlying factors warrant it. It makes no difference if the people who do not want to order more goods or buy more things because of fear of a bad economic downturn in the future is correct, the fear that things are going to be bad is just as valid as the accuracy of things going bad. I think that everyone is convinced we are going to have a recession - and so we will.
  15. Dow only down 527. A good day.
  16. I live in a van down by the river and grow my soy beans on bottom land.
  17. So I saw my MAGA congressman and he said, quote: “Buy bullion while you can, change fiat notes before they’re woke!” Sometimes I wonder just what I’m gonna do - there ain’t no cure for the lib-cabal blues.
  18. TTom and Pimphand must have known the secret handshake, and they shared information on how we in the Cabal all work to normalize pedophilia. That was supposed to be our secret, dammit!! What if they find those wreath fund checks made out to PDiddy-Epstein??
  19. He only says “Jesuits” to keep the Knights Templar from knowing that he’s getting really close to the answer.
  20. It’s the best-est-est, for sure
  21. J-Pow says, “Great uncertainty…” DRINK!!
  22. true. you can break that into a much of 20 second spots.
  23. Recession - Pushing down on me Pressing down on you No man ask for A Recession - That brings a business down… Splits a family in two ….Puts people on streets
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