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Gatorubet

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  1. I think that was a Mormon defense. In other words, blowjobs and anal don’t count as “sex”, where God says sex is inserting Adam’s wiener in Eve’s lady parts for procreation - the only reason to have sex. A guy Elvis’ age with 20-year-old male sexual desires and an army of women willing to give it to him is not going to be totally celibate for years. He very possibly would consider frequent skilled Hummers as an acceptable option.
  2. Lance Ito was perhaps the worst judge of a major trial I have ever seen. Judge Cannon is a dark horse on the outside corner, gaining some ground however.
  3. “it’s just like confederate money! Trump likes the things that I like.” - MAGGATS, probably
  4. He was so staunchly anti-abortion that he only married prepubescent children. Why do you libs hate this godly man?
  5. in other words, he always expected the stock would drop to high teens/low 20s, but neglected to tell all of his followers who bought it at 70
  6. What I take from all this is that people do not watch porn involving nude people without souls.
  7. Feel free to go fuck your dipshit moron self. My cancer co-signs this post.
  8. i’m disappointed I would’ve yelled at everyone in the front of the plane “to make sure they check the seat pockets before they leave - because a lot of times important things are left in the seat pockets..”
  9. That’s a valid point. Still, I myself haven’t seen it in 35 years of practice. I take that back. A murdering cop killed my client’s husband and I was able to get the DOJ involved. They let the murder slide, but got him on criminal perjury in my depo on the civil matter. So I’ve seen it once in 35 years of practice. Because I was like a starving dog with a bone and would not let it go. Plus, murder and all.
  10. “Safe return? Fine then. I thought that locating the body was always worth something.” - Nicole, possibly
  11. you gonna tell brisket not to eat whatever he wants in New Orleans?
  12. I agree. But I could see some of them thinking that he’s likely gone forever, but putting him on trial would give him a bully pulpit and platform to spread his infinite number of bullshit lies to his followers, all the while cementing the bona fides of his claims that he was being persecuted. I have no idea if they made that call for those reasons, but if they did, it was a fuck up.
  13. “The cost of them roofies is too damn high!!!”
  14. This is just my wild ass guess, but I think a lot of the old institutionalists thought it impossible that Trump could come back as a viable political candidate after J6. A failure of imagination as to how much of a cult it actually was.
  15. Back to back, belly to belly - I don’t give a damn because I’m done dead already…
  16. It may be superstition, but there is a legend that any piss anywhere near Rush’s grave is immediately drawn to the grave and disappears underground. Some are said to have heard a sucking or slurping sound.
  17. I have not read any of the language involving the bond transaction, so I don’t know if the reporting is correct when they say the surety and Trump have agreed that the surety doesn’t really have to pay. Video of negotiations to follow.
  18. is it too much to ask for Newt to die and be buried next to Rush Limbaugh, so I don’t have so far too travel when I piss on both their graves?
  19. Then I think it is safe to assume that he wandered off, called 911 several times and was ignored, was later eaten by pigs, which led to his death. Pig digestive juices dissolved the boarding pass from Atlanta found near the body - and with the passage of time the lake water escaped from what was left of his lungs.
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