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The Original Greaser Bob

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  1. Tex Atty Gen is going to have a field day with this one.
  2. MAGADEATH.
  3. If it had been the left eye it could have been saved. But the right is quite incurable. (that might be from Zadig...)
  4. Remember in Trump's America we (the people who post here) still have lots to be grateful for. We just have to not let that awareness not lead to complacency or just cynicism and we need to channel it into whatever action we can muster on behalf of those in this country (and out) who are victims of the chaos. Message more for me than you, I reckon.
  5. Three Lock Box fucking rocks.
  6. Suggested edit? Trump Has Betrayed Us.
  7. Don't, Don't, Don't Let's X. Shoot That Poison Arrow Through X Heart. I Might Like You Better If We X Together.
  8. deported from Louisiana? Just doesn't sound cruel enough. I thought cruelty was the point.
  9. My amygdala is my whole head.
  10. I know what's eatin' you, kid. But I got two thousand dues-payin' members in my local— that's seventy-two thousand a year legitimate and when each one of 'em puts in a couple of bucks a day to make sure they work steady— well, you figure it out. And that's just for openers. We got the fattest piers in the fattest harbor in the world. Everything that moves in and out— we take our cut.
  11. Conclave was beautiful and dumb.
  12. I'll admit, my first instinct. My instincts suck.
  13. See what I mean? Clever. "No further cross examination, your honor." (Winks at jury.)
  14. Yeah, like Trump knows what a luthier is. I didn't learn what a luthier was until I was round fiddy.
  15. Were never able to adjust to the new 12 oz Jimmy Dean sausage package. Although I bet they like maple.
  16. My answer to what makes sense in this MAGA turn our country has taken: The resistance cares about the one-off. If even one person is wrongly deported, the process has to change. If even one person is wrongly executed, the process/laws have to change. If even one child dies of the measles, we need to increase vaccinations. If even one person dies of tainted food, we need to increase food inspections. The MAGA - for thee and not for me approach accepts casualties as long as they don't affect them. If it's suspected criminals or immigrants -- what are we even talking about? If it's a few hundred thousand dead people - well that's just pre-rapture paring down.
  17. Whatever else, it's tough times like this that I'm glad the Dems had the courage to get rid of that misogynist, Al Franken.
  18. Can't we just get more brown kids like Vance's by letting them cross the border?
  19. I just signed up for Sam Harris' Waking Up app. So none of this will make a shit once I get mindful.
  20. I invested a couple of hundred* in an Israil lab meat co a few years ago. It's worth about $3.50 now. *That's how I roll.
  21. Lock thread, Turn out lights.
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