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The Original Greaser Bob

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  1. Expecting a really strong pro-Ukraine statement from one of our two brave Senators after getting this email today: Dear Greaseball Bob: Thank you for contacting me regarding U.S. policy in response to the war in Ukraine. I appreciate the benefit of your comments on this matter. Russia launched an invasion of Ukraine in February of 2022, violating Ukraine's sovereignty and territorial integrity. Thanks to the bravery of Ukrainian soldiers and weaponry supplied by the U.S. and its allies, the vast majority of the country's territory remains in Ukrainian hands; however, the war has caused significant human suffering and economic devastation. Recognizing the immense human cost of this war, President Trump and his administration began negotiations with Ukraine and Russia to bring about an end to hostilities and ensure a durable peace. The U.S. made significant investments in Ukraine's defense, the majority of which have been invested back into our defense industrial base and U.S. forces. President Trump is now working to secure a critical minerals agreement with Ukraine that can promote Ukrainian economic development, repay the U.S. for its assistance to Ukraine during the war, and serve as a deterrent to Russia. Vladimir Putin's history of territorial expansionism demonstrates that Ukraine, the U.S., and its allies must ensure that there exists a credible deterrent to prevent further Russian aggression directed toward Ukraine or NATO member states. We cannot signal to other adversaries threatening our country's security and trade interests, such as China, North Korea, and Iran, that aggression will go unpunished. As a member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, I look forward to engaging with my colleagues and the administration on this issue. As your representative in the United States Senate, I appreciate the opportunity to hear your views and concerns about U.S. policy towards Ukraine. I will keep your thoughts in mind as these matters are considered in the 119th Congress. Thank you for taking the time to contact me. Sincerely, JOHN CORNYN United States Senator
  2. And the media and America still focuses on this instead of what he actually does or allows to happen. After that it's old fucking news and a distraction. Every time he lies, point out the lie, and move on to showing how he hasn't fixed inflation, and how his actions are fucking people over, and how the Republicans are gutless cowards.
  3. Your talking jive, aren't you?
  4. Ha, Put grey hair on that guy and he's my uncle who ran a barbershop in Brackettville in the 60s. (Had a kitten in a jar of formaldihide on the counter.) Rolled his own unfiltered cigarettes. Part time jailer. Terrifier of children. When we visited he'd throw a baby goat in the bbq pit out back and just hang out there until we were gone.
  5. If I were a younger man. With courage. And some willingness to fight. (US Volunteers in Spain, 1936).
  6. I thought his best role was when the cleaned him up and cut his hair to play Baron Harkonnen in the original David Lynch Dune.
  7. Just read the papers. Read the papers.
  8. I don't think that is what Ag is saying, but it certainly wouldn't be anywhere near one of their bigger lies.
  9. Dude wrote it in a way that made it look like Trump won the popular vote in CA and NY. I had to look at it twice to figure out what he was trying to say.
  10. My takeaway is I can be an unbelievable brown fuck up and still make bank as long as I bow to President Trumps. I couldn't do that under a meritocracy.
  11. Damn. Have always had a little thing for her.
  12. Surly - - best board in country Rich people - bad? South Austin - best poster I have ever seen.
  13. HUA. I'm a frequent user of the ignore function. He's never been quite this over the edge, at least in my experience.
  14. That's not. What's controversial is the right 100% ass licking a felonious traitor. Since we are talking percentages.
  15. I'm not following this debate, although I did look at your last couple of posts and it looks like you're not really talking about any ideas. I find it pretty unbelievable that any real conservative is being attacked by a mod on these threads because any real conservative would be viscerally anti-Trump/Elon/Russia. If you are a conservative the right wants to put you first in line for the firing squad. If Bill Buckley ever came back from limbo, he'd never stop throwing up.
  16. I guess Sachet and Gemma are our go-to "not going to suck" places. Nothing revolutionary but they just always seem to do a good job.
  17. Old funky Petra was one of the coolest meals I've ever had about three years ago. Not sure if Sachet qualifies here, but meal there last night (fish) was outstanding. The pita is laced with magic dust. New deathbed bucket list: Just Spanish Gin & Tonics.
  18. You're a true idiot.
  19. Update - he's chosen as the path of least resistance his pitching a fit and me forcing it down his throat. So 15 seconds of making sure he doesn't spit it out, and him crying for two minutes saying the medicine is yucky. Me and his dad can live with it. Problem solved. Note: I've buried the lead. The real issue is that the medicine is white. He'll take purple medicine (Tylenol and dimetap) without a whimper. And the pharmacist told my daugher not to fuck with food coloring.
  20. Again, I like this, but the deeper issue with the kid is that he is a horrifically finicky eater. When I was raising my daughters, they ate what adults ate (never allowed to look at kids menu), so they were pretty open about food. My son in law is a meat and potatoes guy and they have allowed the kid to pick his own shitty snacks and comfort food. If we tried this with him he would simply refuse to mix it with anything. His only really flaw is this medicine/food thing.
  21. Yes. Mostly because I'm quicker to the final ultimatum. My OP kind of shows that I go from "nice guy" to "WTF are you kidding me!" within five minutes. But in fairness, by the time my daughters were three they were pretty easy to reason with. This guy just loves fucking with Mom (and Pop Pop).
  22. Where is the "leopard's sodomizing and then eating GOP faces" thread?
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