Everything posted by Hornius Emeritus
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
You will be deeply saddened to learn that she and Carson Beck broke up. Afterwards, she dissed Carson to the media like the dog he is. She like, sounds like, like a winner. Like. "No! Nobody likes him! And he wouldn't talk to people." Cavinder said when asked whether Beck had any friends. "He had like an ego. He's like, he wanted people to stop and like take a picture. He would like flip off people in the bar and I'd be embarrassed. Like I'm sorry. Like I'd be like very embarrassed and I was like, oh my god, how rude." "I broke up with him and like all this cheating (expletive) came out. I had no idea. I didn't break up with him because of cheating. I broke up with him because of like who he was." She added.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I looked it up. According to CHAT GPT, UT has FIVE billionaire alumni. More interesting to me is that UT is ranked 13th in the world in terms of alumni with Ultra High Net Worth (30 million dollars or more). Harvard is number one with roughly five times as many UHNW individuals as UT. The other schools in the top 10 are most of the Ivy league schools, as you would imagine. None of the schools ahead of UT is a football power except one .... USC, which ranks 11th in terms of UHNW alumni. A&M is not in the top 25.
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News stories that remind you of Surly
Who among us hasn't had 21 pounds of weed shipped to his house? https://www.kait8.com/2025/05/09/man-arrested-after-21-pounds-pot-shipped-home/
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2026 ATH Jermaine Bishop
Seems like you have two options 1) Don't read Orangebloods at work. You never know what kind of offensive thing will be posted here. 2) Tell your boss about Jermaine committing to Texas, let him/her read the thread, and high-five him/her as they celebrate the good news.
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2026 ATH Jermaine Bishop
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Post a pic that makes you lol
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
Are they saying he will commit to Texas?
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ERCOT Urging For Energy Conservation
Doug Lewin is a very smart guy. Love reading his newsletter.
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Texans, Fire Up Your VPNs/Present Your Government ID to View Porn Online (Now they want to ban all porn nation-wide)
- News stories that remind you of Surly
Are you employed by Amazon and have you been pooping on people's porches and lawns? https://www.fox7austin.com/news/amazon-delivery-driver-pooping-on-porch-video- Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
Darren Woodsen was pretty good.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I thought he was going to A&M or OU. That's gotta sting those programs a bit.- Marty Stuart
- 50 years ago today ....
.... on May 8, 1975, the Red Headed Stranger rode into town.- Can we talk about Zuckerberg?
Yes. If you want to see what the glasses can do, click here. He took this photo and the succeeding ones with the glasses. Just click the arrow on the right side of the photo. He must have been looking in a mirror when he took the first one. You can see the little camera on the frames. I should also point out that these glasses came out in 2023, so an upgrade version should come out this year. Also, there are a number of better glasses coming to market. Samsung has a pair that apparently are fantastic.- Can we talk about Zuckerberg?
True. His willingness to consort with the likes of me is proof of that.- Can we talk about Zuckerberg?
He is many things, but a shit bag is not one of them.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Where have you gone, David Garvin?- Can we talk about Zuckerberg?
On the plus side, the Meta glasses are pretty cool. My friend Tony is a river guide in Terlingua and he got some so that he can broadcast live while he's on the river with the glasses + Starlink (I know ... Elon) and still have both his hands free. I am pretty impressed with the quality of the photos he's taken with them. He said they're about to come up with a new iteration that should be even better.- Can we talk about Zuckerberg?
Or me giving 8 cents.- Sinners - Coogler, Goransson, and Michael B Jordan
I thought the movie was fine but 1) it was so loud at the IMAX I saw it at (Barton Creek). This is becoming a recurring theme for me in movies that I see in theaters. I've quit going to the Alamo because of the chaotic screeching, especially in the previews 2) it was so loud that I ended up putting crushed up napkins in my ears as makeshift earplugs. This caused me to not catch a bunch of the dialogue. I'm going to have to wait to see it at home with subtitles turned on. Also, you kids get off my lawn.- Andor
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Baker is 6'1, 200 .lbs and has run a 10.61 hundred meters.- Andor
My theory is that Kleya is actually a young Princess Leia operating undercover.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Just rewatched their highlight videos. Lott and Finley are both DAWGS. - News stories that remind you of Surly
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