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Hornius Emeritus

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  1. Thanks for the recommendation. Binged both seasons. Really a fantastic, humanistic show. Both Mo and his mother were awesome. I almost died laughing at Hameed a few times.
  2. Rick Beato breaks down the intro theme music in a cool five minute video. He's pretty awesome.
  3. Miller's Crossing >>>>> Goodfellas I'm talkin' about ethics.
  4. I'm just a spoke in a great big wheel A tiny blade of grass in a great big field I feel like a number
  5. In some ways, it's a pretty remarkable world we live in. I ordered a special LED light for my camera from Amazon. It cost 21 dollars. When I ordered, Amazon indicated that it would take three weeks to arrive. I'm in no rush, so no biggie. This morning I got an email that it shipped. Amazon says it will be delivered sometime between Feb. 26-March 10. I wondered "where is this that it actually is going to take almost four weeks to get delivered?" So I checked my orders on Amazon to view the shipping status. It says "Package shipped .... from Dongguan, GUANGDONG China." So for 21 bucks I can order an LED light, somebody in China gets the order, puts the light in a box, puts the box on a truck, that truck goes to a harbor, the box gets unloaded onto a ship, that ship sails across the ocean, the box gets unloaded and put onto another truck, that truck drives to a distribution center, somebody unloads it and puts it on another truck and so on until some random guy gets it in a delivery van, drives past my house, stops, unloads it, and puts it on my doorstep here in Texas. Without getting into the ecological ramifications of all this, I'm feeling powerful and mighty this morning and, per the teachings of Ray Wylie Hubbard , keeping my gratitude higher than my expectations.
  6. 10-1 He's going to be a badass.
  7. My Fitbit Charge 5 has been keeping perfect time for the past 2.5 years. Also keeps track of my pulse rate, my breathing rate, and my body temperature. Cost 125 dollars.
  8. LOL. 59.5 million, 64.3 million, and 69.1 million extension signed just last September.
  9. Because last September somebody in Philadelphia agreed to give a man a three-year extension that pays him ... checks notes .... 60, 65, and 70 million dollars when he's played in barely more than 50% of the games that he's been under contract for during his entire NBA career. He'll be on the beach nursing whatever injuries he has for most, if not all, of those three years.
  10. User name does not check out.
  11. As is being on staff at Notre Dame nine years before being drafted into the NFL.
  12. Counterpoint: South Bend, Indiana.
  13. Very sad. Click on the link. Gone. https://www.consumerfinance.gov/
  14. In the year 2525 If CTJ is still alive If Immamac can survive ...
  15. Joseph to safeties, then hire Taafe for CB, making him the first actual coach on the field in college football.
  16. We don't kink shame here on Surly Horns.
  17. Chris Simms loves him some Arch. https://x.com/TexasEx10/status/1887168765579935825
  18. WTF is wrong with Austin? Not enough TEMU codes, IMO.
  19. Does anybody have a TEMU code I can use? There's a shitty T-shirt I need to purchase.
  20. Johnny had 420 tattooed on his hand? Gee, I wonder why NFL GMs might have concluded that he's not a serious person when it comes to football ---- or life?
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