Everything posted by Atticus
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
What a fucking day. Johnson was probably the best looking of the DL we were in on. Fits a different profile of the ones we had too. Massive get.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
If putting ground beef/meat in my queso is wrong, then fuck off and leave me to my wrongness
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2026 LB Tyler Atkinson
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta Good shit guys, and welcome to the 40, Tyler
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I respect his outcomes more than his content, but your point still stands.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
It’s always interesting when people look down on a meathead who made millions playing a meathead sport when he’s now making even more millions acting like a meathead for the fans of the meathead sport. It’s almost like he found an audience, positioned himself very well, then leveraged that position brilliantly. Football is great, but at its core, it is what it is.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Miller took the job from Justice Haynes and Richard Young. He was their steady guy. Really good at pass pro, caught the ball out of the back field well, etc. Blue was given multiple opportunities to make this his year, but fumbled it over and over again. Wisner, like Miller, wasn't even given snaps like that until Blue showed he couldn't be trusted and he had a minor injury. The offenses are also completely different. Not gonna derail the thread further, but I believe Jam is no less of a bust than Blue.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Leading rusher outside of Jalen Milroe at Alabama despite being in a crowded backfield. Jaydon Blue, on the other hand, got benched a few times during the season. Despite RB1 going down in fall camp, lost his bell cow opportunity to unheralded, undersized Tre Wisner. Take the ULM game out of the equation and his numbers are much less impressive. I don't like Miller based on how he did us in his recruitment, but him becoming a reliable option in that offense is impressive and it wouldn't surprise me if he had a breakout season next year.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Considering Jam Miller a bust, but not Jaydon Blue one is... a take
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
We pushed hard on Crowell and Edwards, but likely valued Cooper higher. Cooper wasn't reciprocating as much. After losing out on both Edwards and Crowell, we upped the ante on Cooper and are now in position to land him. He was delaying his commitment to see us in the fall anyway, but we made our position on him known and it looks like that will be enough for now. It makes having the OV in our back pocket even more valuable as well.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I just choked on my coffee while reading this one, hilarious
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I wouldn’t say I’m personally worked up about it, but because of that, I’ll be against him if he ever enters my sphere of influence if it’s all the same. No biggie though, all fun and games.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Confirmed that deal publicly? Wild shit. Fire that agent immediately, and massive bullet dodged
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Gerry doesn’t like Ojo’s behavior relative to his current ability and he’s been fanboying JT3 for nearly 2 years now. Turntine is the much safer bet between the two. Ojo will look good on signing day, and will possibly leave before providing actual value on the investment.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
There is definitely a market for fucking porn actresses, I imagine there’s a group of former celebrities that offer it for a price.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Noted. Elizabeth Moss was borderline fuckable in mad men and she’s fallen off a cliff since then I don’t even wanna think about what else you’ve dug into. Woof.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Sign or commit? These guys and their agents will be flirting around all the way until NSD.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
There is a huge gulf between internet fuckable and real life fuckable standards. No one is talking about being seen in public with these women or spending time with them with any consistency. If I don’t have to give up anything for it, they’re all well within the real life fuckable range.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
The cycle isn’t over yet. There is ALWAYS late movement at just about every major player. We finished very strongly last year. We’re going to be fun to watch this season and we will get more NIL aggressive. We’ll be fine. Beating UGa and Ohio State in their backyards this year will help perception too.
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the BYU "Honor Code"
The violation is that he admitted to having premarital sex with her. The possibility of him being a rapist probably makes it very tough for him to get picked up at this point though
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
The other guy beat you to the joke. I could have used a better comparison though. The point is, pick on someone who can put up an actual fight.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
There’s no valor to be gained from shitting on ants. It’s like beating a child It’s a fun story to tell when drunk though
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Guys are on different development curves. Play different positions. And we rotate a shitload on the DL, so they play the bulk of their snaps at or close to 100% against more fatigued OL. Factor in development, NIL, and other aspects, and it isn’t hard to see us taking 5 DL prospects.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Chaisson might be the closest one, but Jaeden Roberts is pretty good too
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Pretty sure GH is just drunk on meds/CFA and forgot to include him.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Let’s see if he sticks when final offers come in. Good get either way though.