Everything posted by Cornpop
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2022 Fuck Fantasy Football
Well I took my first loss after tonight's game thanks to Matt Stafford being a giant pussy. I also have Kupp on my team, which is great, except that he is being held back by Matt fucking Stafford. So fuck you Matt Stafford. I would bench your ass if my backup wasn't Jameis Winston, who has actually been BETTER than you so far this season. I'll be scanning the waiver wire if anybody needs me.
- Say something nice about oklahoma
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Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in
I'm a bad dude or haven't you heard?
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Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in
Just when your wife comes over
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Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in
it was until you showed up
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Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in
I don't need to be fast, just accurate. Feel free to fuck around and what not
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Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in
Consider yourself lucky I didn't catch you
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Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in
That sounds like something a whataburger thief would say Trade?
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Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in
Umm ok bruh
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Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in
Well don't come here looking for any sympathy, you won't find it. Don't ask me how I know
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Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in
Indeed i could have, and probably would have been no-billed by any grand jury in the state. They almost fucked around and found out
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Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in
I ordered from the drive thru and my next stop was the store, then home. I never took it out of the truck. They left my drink though.... probably after they took a sip and it wasn't the right flavor 🤣
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Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in
Hey man I was gonna take it home for dinner. I'm in bachelor mode this week, Wife's out of town, so now this is my dinner
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Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in
2019 F250 with a 2.5 level on it and illegal tint. They had to open the door to see inside I was on the phone/distracted and only going in a dollar store for just a min for some batteries.
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Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in
Forgot to lock my door and some fuckstick stole my bag of whataburger food out of my truck today while I was inside a store for about 5 minutes. Sad times we are living in. People are desperate
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2022 Fuck Fantasy Football
Good call on Pierce
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2022 Fuck Fantasy Football
Hope you took my advice on Ekeler
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Walleye fishing is serious business.
I volunteer to conduct an inspection
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2022 Fuck Fantasy Football
That's a toughie. Either could have a big game, but I'd probably go with RW
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2022 Fuck Fantasy Football
Who should I start in flex spot? James Conner(Ariz@Car) or Brandon Aiyuk(SFvsLAR)
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Adding to the pit bull argument
There's nothing I can do. I live on a small horse ranch and it borders large woods on 2 sides. When the coyotes start howling and it sounds like they're close, she bolts off and into the woods. I keep expecting her not to come back one of these days
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Adding to the pit bull argument
I have a young female blue heeler, Coona. She is on the small side of the breed standard at 34 lbs but she will chase a coyote away from the house, across a huge pasture into the woods in a heartbeat. It's funny to see her do that to one much bigger than she is. Fearless is a good word
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Walleye fishing is serious business.
The culture of tournament fishing is weird. Don't lump in the rest of us that that fish for enjoyment, the outdoors and relaxation.
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Adding to the pit bull argument
Many years ago while on an evening walk with my Boykin Spaniel Daisy(rip), trained duck dog, we were charged by a large male pit. The thing just came out of nowhere between a couple of houses. I was able to yell at it and back it down, but honestly I feel like what saved us was that my dog was a female, otherwise we would've been attacked. The owners came out and were able to grab the dog. Fuck those people and that dog
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Adding to the pit bull argument
You must have recently awoken from a very long coma. People bring their fucking pets everywhere these days. Stores, restaurants....everywhere. It's insane