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Cornpop

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  1. Well I took my first loss after tonight's game thanks to Matt Stafford being a giant pussy. I also have Kupp on my team, which is great, except that he is being held back by Matt fucking Stafford. So fuck you Matt Stafford. I would bench your ass if my backup wasn't Jameis Winston, who has actually been BETTER than you so far this season. I'll be scanning the waiver wire if anybody needs me.
  2. Say something nice? Ok let's see...I would rather live in Oklahoma than tied-up face down in a New York sewer for all eternity.
  3. I don't need to be fast, just accurate. Feel free to fuck around and what not
  4. Well don't come here looking for any sympathy, you won't find it. Don't ask me how I know
  5. Indeed i could have, and probably would have been no-billed by any grand jury in the state. They almost fucked around and found out
  6. I ordered from the drive thru and my next stop was the store, then home. I never took it out of the truck. They left my drink though.... probably after they took a sip and it wasn't the right flavor 🤣
  7. Hey man I was gonna take it home for dinner. I'm in bachelor mode this week, Wife's out of town, so now this is my dinner
  8. 2019 F250 with a 2.5 level on it and illegal tint. They had to open the door to see inside I was on the phone/distracted and only going in a dollar store for just a min for some batteries.
  9. Forgot to lock my door and some fuckstick stole my bag of whataburger food out of my truck today while I was inside a store for about 5 minutes. Sad times we are living in. People are desperate
  10. That's a toughie. Either could have a big game, but I'd probably go with RW
  11. Who should I start in flex spot? James Conner(Ariz@Car) or Brandon Aiyuk(SFvsLAR)
  12. There's nothing I can do. I live on a small horse ranch and it borders large woods on 2 sides. When the coyotes start howling and it sounds like they're close, she bolts off and into the woods. I keep expecting her not to come back one of these days
  13. I have a young female blue heeler, Coona. She is on the small side of the breed standard at 34 lbs but she will chase a coyote away from the house, across a huge pasture into the woods in a heartbeat. It's funny to see her do that to one much bigger than she is. Fearless is a good word
  14. The culture of tournament fishing is weird. Don't lump in the rest of us that that fish for enjoyment, the outdoors and relaxation.
  15. Many years ago while on an evening walk with my Boykin Spaniel Daisy(rip), trained duck dog, we were charged by a large male pit. The thing just came out of nowhere between a couple of houses. I was able to yell at it and back it down, but honestly I feel like what saved us was that my dog was a female, otherwise we would've been attacked. The owners came out and were able to grab the dog. Fuck those people and that dog
  16. You must have recently awoken from a very long coma. People bring their fucking pets everywhere these days. Stores, restaurants....everywhere. It's insane
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