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Vertuzzi

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  1. Fuck no but it’s past due the schools demand the barely functioning City of Dallas fix that fucking stadium. It’s a goddamn shit hole in a shitty city. They can at least make attending the game enjoyable. The whole thing was fucking gross and I couldn’t wait to get the fuck out of that place, fat cunts everywhere.
  2. Flew down from Boston to attend the game this year for the first time since I graduated. The Cotton Bowl is a complete shit hole. Vendors near section 125 ran out of water halfway through the second quarter, standing piss in the men’s room, and the concourse was so fucking packed with people that it took forever to get anywhere. The City of Dallas running that stadium is a complete joke, the whole atmosphere is a gong show. It’s the most fun game of the season but that stadium needs a major renovation now.
  3. Who the fuck is Sam Steel and why is he a first line winger on this roster?
  4. Think there’s an opening at Fox for Bill considering Mark Sanchez will be spending the next few years at Rikers Island.
  5. Politicians doing something good for their constituents and their country? I wouldn’t hold your breath on that. They are fucking cowards, all of them.
  6. Yeah, this country is fucked. Already have the escape plan ready to go for when it inevitably collapses. Just waiting to see who will become this generation’s Maximilien Robespierre to kick off our version of the reign of terror. Scary shit to be living through.
  7. I hope I’m completely wrong but it’s starting to feel like the comment about reporters’ faces when they take a shit was the inflection point to the downfall of this team’s season (and possibly Sark’s career at Texas). Something about that comment really fucking rubbed me the wrong way and felt like some shit fuckface Herman would say. I really don’t like how Sark has handled this season and his lack of awareness about our situation is starting to show in his comments to the media.
  8. There’s obviously plenty of issues with this team beyond just QB, but it’s clear now that Manning just sucks. Too late making his reads, looks jumpy as fuck in the pocket, no touch on his throws. Need to tell this kid to hit the fucking portal so he can go play for Louisiana Tech next year.
  9. Team full of fucking candy ass, pussies (excluding Livingstone and Simmons). No fucking fight ever.
  10. Good old fashioned pub stabbing? Pulling for you, Mark.
  11. A preseason bracketology seems even more meaningless than preseason rankings.
  12. What the fuck man. This shit is awful. Just complete disregard for human life and decency.
  13. Oh Dmitry, don’t write checks your fucking ass can’t cash.
  14. That’s what you realized? Hmm
  15. Sasha Barkov set to miss the entire regular season after injuring his knee in his first practice. Major blow to Florida’s campaign for a three-peat. Hell of a fucking player.
  16. They may have been large but they were significantly outdated and disorganized. They moved way too slowly and were unable to organize quick enough before they were overran by Germany.
  17. Historically, France has been badass on the battle fields. We would have never won our war for independence without the support of France. They just so happened that to have ran into an absolute juggernaut in WW2 and their image has yet to recover since.
  18. By opening night. Florida will have Tkachuk on LTIR to start the season making them compliant until he returns. They will obviously have to make some changes to their roster upon his return to absorb his $9MM+ cap hit. I’m not as familiar with Vegas’ cap and roster situation but I can’t image it being too different from Florida. The big LTIR change really only affects teams roster construction heading into the playoffs as far as I understand.
  19. My understanding is that the island is more expensive than mainland France (with the exception of Paris and some parts of Côte d’Azur) but is generally less expensive than North America. Seems like housing might be a bit difficult to find but other living expenses are generally lower.
  20. Already planning out my move. Looking at Corsica. Easy living at a fraction of the cost of living in Boston (or US in general). Toughest part will be finding a job that allows me to work from the island.
  21. Where is the shit for brains Joe Rogan in all of this? He claims to be such a strong proponent of free speech, yet in a time when comedians are being censored for jokes, he’s silent.
  22. Get to see Kevin De Bruyne’s return to the Etihad. He’s been sorely missed by City.
  23. Have to bench Arch at this point. At some point I start to worry that the rest of the team (mainly the defense) will begin to mentally quit if they continue playing Arch. He’s clearly not the guy at this moment and a change is needed.
  24. Doku and Foden have been phenomenal today.
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