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The University

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  1. 𓂸 𓂺 (you may need to view the "pics" on a mobile device)
  2. makes you wonder if he still has a job waiting for him at the family gas station
  3. ^ the biggest expense was cleaning out the pens
  4. make sure she comes over in that bikini
  5. hmm...so many stories. dorm roommate #1 was from deep in the valley and apparently had never been to a major city before. didn't shower the entire semester. wore the same two outfits that he'd rotate every other day. washed those two outfits about once a month in the sink with only water. none of my friends would ever step into the room because the smell was indescribable. he was a really nice guy that had only one chunky lesbian friend that would tell us how cool it was to ride the campus loop (40 acres shuttle?) round and round because she had a clit piercing. i think he was the valedictorian in a school of 20 or so students...but he didn't last to become a sophomore. most likely homesick.
  6. as far as i can tell, there's no state lottery tax in texas. not that it matters with this huge of an amount.
  7. his ballot has already been downvoted over 50 times. someone does. however, they don't mean a damn to a team that wins.
  8. this choad again put it in the wall! /aggy https://collegepolltracker.com/football/pollster/jason-galloway/2018/week-9
  9. this is how aggy develops the construct of "rivalries"
  10. i'd be tempted to just take the annuity. would be fun to blow $40 million and not give a damn b/c you're getting that every year. seems like a lump sum of $680 million would only end up being a headache and perhaps lead to an early death. get it out of your system and then go the philanthropic route the rest of the way. perhaps that would be the only way to be truly satisfied with that kind of bankroll.
  11. obviously fake. i do not see a huge secsecsec patch
  12. not a problem. the team is already practicing on skates at northcross mall to prepare for this game.
  13. with all of the bama love, it feels like i'm reading texaggy. any team can be beat any week. a lot of crazy shit happens each year.
  14. a very large sample size of aggy football history agrees with you.
  15. even though i don't give a damn about the patriots, gronkowski is such a bamf.
  16. reaction from baylor's baseball team:
  17. https://collegepolltracker.com/football/pollster/jason-galloway/2018/week-8 this chump put aggy in the top 10 and the horns at 13.
  18. lulz @ aggy moving up 5 spots in the ap poll after barely beating a shitass sec team. sec is such a paper tiger joke. so many shitty conference members and their pansy ass out of conference schedules.
  19. The University

    6-1

    my liver and blood pressure took huge hits today but hey, whatever happens, my toes are still tappin'.
  20. the legend of thomas carriger...who didn't do jack shit but infiltrate the dreams of aggy glory hole boys.
  21. afterthought? the only fans that even thought about the win were aggy and maybe a few ky fans.
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