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The University

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  1. that's not scraping the barrel, it's digging through the floor for dead termites. holy moly.
  2. impressive. ernie broke that elderly dude's ankles from across the court (background at ~0:34)
  3. that's a fantastic yard for pissing
  4. why can't we just take out a loan from the academic side and never pay it back?
  5. intuitively, they were probably stealing and selling other art/whatevs but figured there was no way they could sell that painting without attracting attention. or batshit crazy larcenists.
  6. buncha cheap soda noobs with no game up in here. *cough* *cough*
  7. my phone is now blipblopping notifications. oh, the humanity...
  8. isn't that already the case? 🤔
  9. in the past, a lot of those tickets were given to the on campus and other related big shots. if you knew someone in the president's office, it wasn't too difficult to score a few.
  10. https://www.statesman.com/news/local/breaking-authorities-responding-police-shooting-northwest-austin/n1gWTgrT95w0KJnbemGsAI/
  11. my recommendation is that the city's name should change every 5 years and the name selected will be the fill-in name on the most ballots. all special characters, emoticons, and emoji are also valid on the ballot. ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ...currently has my vote
  12. yeah that dude made it way too easy by using his real name on his twitters handle. so, aggy gonna aggy.
  13. op, are you still hawking consumer information catalogs out of pueblo, co?
  14. inevitably someone will walk into your office to ask a stupid question. immediately walk out and tell them you need to return some video tapes.
  15. is it true what they say about chicks with fossil bags?
  16. three options: 1. bone with silian grail lettering 2. egg shell with roman 3. raised lettering with pale nimbus
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