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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Don't know how reliable this Texans7 guy is on 24/7 but he did call Guilbeau (not really a shot per say..) and the most recent OL commit. Here we go... Says that there's one and only one choice that being Urban Meyer. Money is there. New coach will be announced Dec 1st. Feel like it's Lotus under a new handle... But fuck it today was slow in the rumor mill department.
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If not Urban Meyer, who?
Not many people can say they've been able to coach Jesus himself (Tim Tebow) and Satan (Aaron Hernandez). And be successful. Let alone on the same side of the ball. It's Urban Meyer or get the fuck out.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2020/10/15/college-footballs-biggest-bargain-coastal-carolinas-joe-moglia/5900394002/ Perhaps Urban Meyer will take a formality and only take a $1 in his first year. In that case, don't worry you boys can sit this one out it's on me.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Some Tom Herman type shit
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
You can't publicly shit on the football coach and team while he's still employed. It'd leave a bad look. While we as fans would like it. It just would not go over well creating a bigger shit storm than it already is. The last paragraph where he talks about being 2-2 isn't where we want to be. Is more telling imo. That's a shot across the bow to Herman saying your time on limited time so if advise you to not shit on the season anymore than you have already.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Gonna be a lonnnng two weeks (three if Baylor dies to COVID)- Texas AD Chris Del Conte
Seeing how the football team is full of soft entitled pussies... There's really not much else he could say regarding their play without them boycotting the rest of the season. Actually... That may not be a bad thing.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Until we don't no reason to get our hopes up. That being said I have faith in CDC hiring the right guy. He's been nails on his first two actual hires. Klieman feels like a dark horse candidate imo.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Don't we play tosu in the near future as well?- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Shit or get off the pot.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Yeah at this point I'll believe we hired Urban when he coaches his first game. I'll hold off on the fire Lane Kiffin thread for now.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Feels like he quit after the sugar bow for us. Motherfucker got way to comfortable- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
They don't hate CDC as much for his reluctance on doing something bout Herman. Based on what I've read It's more so his indeciveness on the whole EOT debacle. Hes hopped skipped and jumped around it rather than giving a straightforward answer.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Charlie never finished above .500 doesn't matter if you're white, black, brown, blue, red, green or yellow. You fucking suck at coaching and should get fired. He's lucky he got three... So take that race card and shove it up your ass.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Urban says fuck cake. I'm making pizza- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Point is you shouldn't be 2 plays away from beating TCU and the shittiest OU team in recent memory. You should mudhole these teams and he lost. Nothings changed.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Eligibility is frozen for a year.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
It's funny cause you won't let him do what works fuck head and that's running wide open. You're a pussy who wants to control the ball like we have a true freshman QB back there.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
This. Herman basically set Meyer up without knowing it.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
If Urban Meyer can't overcome that with massive amounts of winning. Then noone can. Tom finished third by going 10-4. Urbs will make Jimbo suck start a pistol.- Cowboys vs Giants: Return Of The Clapper
Good catch. But damn what a throw. Dalton will move the offense. We just need the defense to step up more consistently.- Cowboys vs Giants: Return Of The Clapper
Yes we can confirm it is a right ankle injury and can confirm Dak is out for the rest of the game.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Yep we've been wandering that thunderdome for 7 years. And what a shitty experience it has been.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
While the consensus is that Meyer would only stick around for 5-7 years. Wouldn't be shocked in the least if he stuck around longer. I'd be okay with it, hopefully that means a dynasty type run and steps down when he knows it's time and rides off into the sunset placing his name up there with DKR. That's a perfect world scenario though. Let me dream damn it. - Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
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