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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. I didn't know they sold Barley at WalMart, and that surely doesn't look like a Cadilac.
  2. Yes, I'm sure you thought it was "regarded"
  3. Reggie Grob. He has a high school stadium named after him I believe. Three players collapsed at practice. Two recovered, but Grob died of kidney failure a couple of weeks after being admited to the hospital.
  4. More like mark your thermometers for the Rice game
  5. If you woke up dead, that would be an Annus Mirabilius
  6. Well, Reggie never deserved his in the first place
  7. Someone saw the MOB’s script and called the Lt. Governor and told him they were going to make fun of him
  8. That seems like a really shitty thing to do. I'm going to blame it on Abbot.
  9. I'm pretty sure that America's founders only considered straight white male protestants to be people
  10. Here's a nice place just a few blocks from the stadium that's still available
  11. That's really too bad, JFF would have made a perfect Cowboy
  12. My birthday is Friday. As much as I prefer to just forget about it, my daughter will never let me. This year I think I'm going to propose that I celebrate my birthday by taking a bunch of dog treats with me, my daughter, Sebastian, and her stupid chihuahua to the dog park. I might as well spend my birthday with the only people I can really stand..... my daughter and a bunch of dogs.
  13. Our future theocratic authoritarian dictatorship will love you
  14. Just because you aren't breathing now doesn't mean all of a (please note it's not "the") sudden I like you now and am coming to your funeral
  15. Seems like an odd way to celebrate a friend's death
  16. Sebastian's best friend at the dog park is a Lab named Bregman
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