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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. That has to be from a really old Who Wants to be a Millionaire showing because these days, the audience voting for either B, C, or D would make up over 50% of the votes.
  2. Yes, but I bet the chips were completely soggy by the time the nachos got to you
  3. Holy shit did that whole neighborhood go up in flames?
  4. I’ve been a solid supporter of Pierce, but we are going to need some staff continuity if we are going to maintain our excellence in baseball. I’m sure Augie wasn’t all touchey feeling to work for, but we don’t need to be cycling through assistants every year.
  5. If that gets it off of 3rd base that might be a net win
  6. Damn, I forgot my OU seat selection time slot was at 12:10 this afternoon, so I ended up being a few hours later.
  7. Plowing costs a lot more than cutting
  8. People actually have outgoing messages on their cell phone? Mine just has whatever automated message there was that says the number. If I actually want to hear any message you leave then you know who I am. If you don’t know who I am then fuck your message.
  9. I think they're just assuming that by then, all of the remaining diehards will have relocated to the only MAGA stronghold left
  10. Because a significant percentage of Americans are uneducated, illiterate morons?
  11. Back in the day, wesson oil was used rather generically for cooking oil. Now that healthy eating is all in style and there are a plethora of different kinds of cooking oil available that generic use has faded away.
  12. I don't know about Austin, but in Houston it doesn't matter what you put in the trash and what you put in recycling because it all goes to the same landfill
  13. Loose-Loose? You would think losers could at least spell lose correctly
  14. I’m pretty sure that in Texas you don’t even have to answer the door and tell them to leave, you can just start blasting through the door.
  15. Here is the actual rule. It is totally at the discretion of the umpire whether or not to call the runner forced off of the base out or safe. That is why that portion of the play is not reviewable. i. The individual is touched by the ball (when not dead) securely held in the hand or glove of a fielder while the runner is not touching the base; Note 1: A ball stuck in a fielder’s glove remains alive. If the fielder tosses the ball/ glove combination to another fielder in time to complete a tag of a base or runner in advance of the base and the ball/glove combination is held securely, the runner or batter-runner is out. Note 2: If in the judgement of an umpire, a runner is pushed or forced off a base by a fielder, intentionally or unintentionally, at which the runner would otherwise have been called safe, the umpire has the authority and discretion under the circumstances to return the runner to the base they were forced off following the conclusion of the play. Exception—If a batter-runner safely touches first base and then overslides or overruns it, the player immediately may return to first base without liability of being tagged out, provided no attempt to run to second was made. Also, if any base comes loose from its fastening when any runner contacts it, such a runner cannot be tagged out because the base slides away (see 8-3-q).
  16. Team hotels won’t be assigned until the field is set and by that time it will be impossible to get a room in one of those hotels
  17. That’s about the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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