Everything posted by NeverMarryAStripper
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I bought two cans of Hill Country Fair canned pumpkin at H‑E‑B because the dogs had upset stomachs. The cans had such a high ridge on them that my electric can opener wouldn’t work on them. I tried my old time manual can opener and it wouldn’t open them either. I used a hammer and chisel to open one because I really needed to give my dogs some. I just threw the other can away. Fuck that.
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
Maybe we beat them by 4.26 points
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
So, the list of places the US is going to invade under trump is now up to Canada, Mexico, Greenland, and Great Britain. It’s going to be a busy first day in office I guess.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
They are dumbasses. Under the rules, it was a completed pass as soon as he landed on his ass with the ball under complete control
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
It all started when they let fielders use gloves instead of catching the ball with their bare hand
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Now that he’s at aggy he will be apart from all of the conference championships and all 10 win seasons
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
For some reason, just reading that makes me irrationally mad
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Apple TV+
What day comes between January 4 and January 5, January 4 1/2? If they mean from January 4 to January 5, then that’s what they should say.
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
Tha game was flop central for the pussy cats
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
- 2025 CFP Semifinals Cotton Bowl Tailgate
So does J Gilligan's bar. That's what we used last year for the Big XII CCG. It looks like they drop off near the Surly tailgate. http://www.jgilligans.com/shuttle/index.html- Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Wrong, the G2 0.5 mm is the tits and the only pen I will use- 2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
So idiotic replies from people with no reading comprehension ability to that post- Legacy SEC Teams Had to Prove It on The Field
I just hope Ohio State’s coach doesn’t punch one of our players- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
A wife that is a small kid?- 2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
I have always hated OSU’s helmets with all of those little stickers on them. It looks like the helmet of some 6 year old girl.- Season Ticket Renewal
Anybody received notification about Cotton Bowl tickets yet?- Texas vs tOSU will be one of the most hyped games in the history of Television
Did they call it on the field?- Skatteboo
Yet he is still just a speedbump on our road the the National Championship- Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
I don’t even want to know where you got your bloody black eyed peas from. Also, only you youngsters think it’s the NY6 bowls. The Peach and Fiesta are newcomers. It’s the big 4 bowls- Happy New Years you surly bastards
If you get hit on the top of your head by a bullet the. It was most likely gunfire- Happy New Years you surly bastards
I I’m in bed watching tv and I have an 86 pound dog on my chest and a 13 pound dog on my head, so yes fuck the fireworks illegal being shot off in the city limits- Happy New Years you surly bastards
Here’s to hoping 2025 is better than 2024; it’s doubtful, but one can always hope.- Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
It proves he doesn't have horse worms- Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
Her side piece must be in town - 2025 CFP Semifinals Cotton Bowl Tailgate
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